August 30, 2012
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I have something important to say
I’m 2 Legit 2 Quit
I actually feel like I have nothing to say. I was going to do some vlogs but I lost track of time and it will take a while to upload them to youtube. First world problems. Anyway this is one of them things floating around Xanga that I said I’d do but I didn’t get around to it until now.
Alphabet of Me
A. Ambidextrous I write with both hands
B. Bipedal I walk on my own two legs
C. Cheesy Mostly because I’m from Wisconsin
D. Distracted Why in the hell did he excuse her, she was awesome and had at least half a brain?
E. Erotic Remember when I wrote dirty haikus?
F. Fat….sigh
G. Glib Tom Cruise hates me
H. Hagar the Horrible can you name me any other funny comic strip about a Viking?
I. Irreverent like I care what you think
J. Jerk the best movie and title describing my current love life
K. Kvetsch I do it best
L. Lemony lemons improve everything, look what adding lemon flavoring did for Coke and Pepsi. Xanga you should add lemon to the site so it will be better. Politics would be better if more people supported the Lemon Party.
M. Mannish I’m a man that’s spelled M-A-child-N
N. Nonchalant meh
O. Octomom shut up she’s a handsome woman
P. Phenomenally passionate I bet you wish you could find out why
Q. Quixotic I once was on a quest to save or destroy Xanga. I failed.
R. Round Mound of Resound I’m loud just ask me
S. Stereotyped Just because I’m German I don’t have to love sauerkraut and rules and just because I’m Irish I don’t have to love whiskey and just because I’m Native American I don’t have to live in a tipi or at a casino.
T. Typical I am a guy after all
U. Usinger’s it’s not summer without them, isn’t that right Uecker?
V. Verbose and that’s why I think I don’t get a lot of comments.
W. Wonky how I feel most days
X. Xerotic well certain parts of me are
Y. Yiddish Baruikn or I’ll kick you in the schmeckle schlemiel schlemazel
Z. Zoic Some days more than others
And now for something completely different
Saichel krigt men nisht oif di berzeh.
Jesus, look out!
Rest in peace…this is Armstrong’s best song.
Real talk right there
Well that’s good to know
I bet they are hauling a bunch of sappy CDs
I didn’t notice.
Best license ever!
Ask not what your country can do for you but how many ollies you can do for your country.
Uncle Billy!And this post is kaput
Comments (40)
John Cleese in a pink bikini. and now for something completely different, in my dreams…. Sheesh.
Yeah it’s too bad about Armstrong, his cheese is still the best thing at the grocery and the only kind of cheddar that’s white (unless I’m in Britain).
Gasoline in Sherman’s time? What did they use it for? Or are those more song lyrics that I don’t know about? He was one scary dude.
Yabut, Louis /has/ to do it. Whoops, it looks like Anthony Bourdain will never have anything to do with me, ever, now that I said that.
i’m amazed the alphabet can do all those things – but i just saw a glimpse of a motivational post (sorry been busy and not around much) that has left me distracted and curious – so i’m off to motivate… howzit gogb?!? hope all’s dandy fine…
Or maybe they are carrying her clones. :O lol
Other comic strip about a Viking? Asterix and Obelix, and I know they’re Gauls, but in one issue they’re invaded by Vikings, and it’s hilarious. I oughtta blog about that.
So if it doesn’t specifically SAY that it’s not haunted, it probably is, right? Damn, I think I’ll keep renting. None of the houses for sale I’ve seen around here mention the lack of ghosts.
Meanwhile…I don’t think I’m going to make it to the next round and I really wanted a camera. Meh.
Cheesy=frickin cheesehead
You are the alpha and the zed.
I demand more dirty haikus! And you should definitely give dirty limericks a try
I looooooove the kid from a christmas story. best christmas movie ever.
i’ve been to the Christmas Story house!
that notice is hilarious. i like your alphabet too. mezozoic? protozoic? i can’t think of any other zoic’s. limericks please.
good one. i think i’d make it as far as the letter B.
A J L and V and W !!!! YAYYY
~sighs~ I still love you anyway.
Ok… the guy in the bikini scared me a little…..
@Aloysius_son - hope you had sweet dreams
@ohellino - mmm white cheddar…I wish I had gone to the cheese factory this morning instead of watching football
@whyzat - yeah that was going to be part of my links post, a new Tumblr site I found called Ms Attribution. It takes quotes and attributes them to random people. I think those are lyrics from a band called Rhino Bucket.
@sleekpunk - I’m pretty sure I’m insignificant so Anthony Bourdain wouldn’t waste his time on my site but just in case you should be careful. I haven’t really watched his show in a long time, maybe since I saw him on that mess that is Top Chef. I can’t believe he sullied his coolness to be on that show.
@xplorrn - oh life is life, it has been slow lately and that’s OK by me, how’s everything your way? Did you get up to Minnesota?
@StrawberrySunrises - lord help us if there are Taylor Swift clones
@we_deny_everything - Vikings actually winning? Well I’ve never!
@leaflesstree - I’ve often heard that there has to be full disclosure if something tragic happens at a house. There was a woman from my church who bought a house with her husband. A few years prior to them buying it the house was bought by a couple for $125,000. Then this woman bought it a few years later for $50,000. Why? Triple homicide and supposed haunting.
@crazy2love - I wanted a camera too but I guess I am genitalia challenged
@distractedbyzombies - I’m more the Beta and the Psi
@Cestovatelka - I will have to get to work on them. Most all of my dirty limericks turn out to be about the same thing so I don’t know if I should post them.
@TheSecretLifeOfPandas - they made a sequel. It was called My Summer Story but the only people from the original were the teacher and the narrator. Then there is another sequel, A Christmas Story 2, that’s being released straight to DVD in October this year.
@Thatslifekid - that’s awesome! I’ve always wanted to go there but when I read the book I’m always take there in my mind
@promisesunshine - Glad you enjoyed, I’d try for more limericks but they always turn out to be about the same thing
@TheSutraDude - yeah this one took me a while
@crashthedr3am - glad you enjoyed
@RestlessButterfly - aww thank you
@hesacontradiction - well it was something completely different
@godfatherofgreenbay - I wonder how that site got started? Why do it?
@whyzat - I like the idea because people misquote or misattribute quotes all the time.
@godfatherofgreenbay - mmmmm cheese factory. Such things exist? I’m applying.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Ah, then maybe I’ll start sucha site. “There are more things between heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophies, Godfather!” –Dian G.