September 24, 2012
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A Science Experiment I'm Cooking Up
A while back I talked dropped some knowledge on all of you and I think it went unnoticed by everyone except one and it blew her mind. I proposed that a woman's natural lip color is the same color as her nipples. I won't tell you the specifics of my study because I'm sure most of you are taken back by this bold theory. So what I'm looking to do is collect photos of women's breasts and lips. You can send me your photos at my email iwannaseeyourboobies2012@yahoo.com This is for science, ladies! Oh and I also got thinking that since women are sending photos of breasts around for breast cancer why aren't men being hit up to send photos of their junk since prostate cancer kills more men than breast cancer kills women? Or maybe men would submit photos of the old brown eye. Who knows? I just feel that the ladies of Xanga should be jumping on that and jumping on me. Speaking of jumping on me, is it normal to have nothing but Xanga sex dreams. Gosh. I bet all women are saying, "Please don't be me, please don't be me, please don't be me!" Well I'll have you know it was you and you had the greatest 15 seconds of your life. Seriously, ladies, if a guy is done in under a minute, you should take it as a compliment because that means you are a sex goddess. I wonder how many people are going to try sending email to that address.
Another night of Xanga sex dreams and postulating ridiculous scientific theories about nipples.
OK, I'll stop believing after I call my insurance agent because of this car accident because I thought it was a "Don't Stop" sign.
Best. Prank. EVER!
You're American! Eat the regular kind, sissy. We didn't dump sissy drink in Boston Harbor and kick them limey bastards out of our country so you could eat reduced sodium microwavable crap.
The perfect conservative candidate
He needs a third tablet that says, "Acquire guns".
Robert Johnson is the man
Gandhi was such a badass
50 Shades of Neigh or maybe NAY
The Fonz would approve
I am currently working on a petition for the Wisconsin legislature to make this our new state song.
Yeah, most definitely have to be careful about what you wear on picture day.
"You got syphilis on my herpes!" "No, you got herpes on my syphilis!"
Coming soon to KMart: The Sandra Lee Collection.
Before the Hamburger Helper hand was helpful, he was a bored, unhelpful, lazy teenager.
This is not the kiwi that Gotham deserves but the one it needs right now.
I bet that kid is a racist
I was going to but this on a leather cut and sell it at some comicon but I forgot that people who'd wear that would only want it on capes.
Don Gorske is the man
I'm an award winning human
Comments (29)
I don't know about the award winning blogger bit.
I would sign that cheese petition if I lived in Wisconsin.
If you show me yours, I'll show you mine, silly cheese head. You are so funny....I kinda wanna do bad things to you.
I've got the boxed collection of Robert Johnson. Am I scary? Here's one for ya: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOXXh24HnmY
@starmanjones - I'm not quite sure but that's part of my awkwardness
@Thatslifekid - yeah, that was a stretch so I changed it
@leaflesstree - I have to get the ball rolling on that and then I'm going to petition congress to change the national anthem to "Hot Hot Hot" by Buster Pointdexter
@Kellsbella - bad things...hmmm...I have hidden links to my nude pics and I did a Tumblr post that featured artistic nudes featuring my junk
I have an Eric Clapton CD that is nothing but Robert Johnson cover songs. I love that song you shared and the Clapton version is pretty good and I'm not much of a Clapton fan...well post 1990 Clapton.
science has never been so fun
@godfatherofgreenbay - I actually posed nude for this artist girlfriend of mine. I have that framed and hanging on the wall. That drawing got her into the Kansas City Art Institute. At the time I resembled Sam: http://therionorteline.com/2011/10/11/rule-5-samantha-owens/
Now I want to go and listen to Clapton's version...after I leave you with a little sumpin sumpin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0eQL5R3bw4
Can't you conduct this experiment with porn stars? I held that thought all the way through work just to come home and let you know.
Bewbzzzzzz
(Just felt like saying that because I couldn't really think of anything else)
Award winning, you say. Have you become Ron Swanson?
I think the nipple theory might be true with me. Although I don't take those pictures, but, you know, good luck with the research.
Also, I want to read the Fonz's book.
You know I'm gonna' have to check your theory on myself now, and that won't be weird at all.
@maniacsicko - I just need willing participants in the study
@Kellsbella - I like that song, I get so creeped out by the use of it in True Blood mostly because of the video that they play for the opening credits.
That's pretty cool artwork
@Thatslifekid - hmmm maybe the same can be done with the Save the Boobs campaign
@Marica0701 - well that wins comment of the day
@carolinavenger - you need to be an award winner to have the balls to ask for nude pics
@emily_shannon - thanks, I'm sure Fonz has a lot of experience with my research study since he had a different girl for every episode except that one season where it looked like he was going to settle down but the girl who played his girlfriend quit the show so she could star on some soap opera.
@theKisSilent - best check yourself before you wreck yourself
Your nipple theory is definitely not true for me.
Well jeeze, I don't think that's quite true, but I might have to check now...FOR SCIENCE!!
I got to disagree on your theory but I'm not going to proove it lol.
@randaness - well I must go back to the laboratory.
@shpadoinkle12 - it's something guys discussed in high school locker rooms and from my experience it always was true. I wonder if I could ask the ladies standing on the street corner for help and if they were police officers I wonder if they'd be understanding because...FOR SCIENCE
@LadyofWaters - well that's ok, I guess I've had plenty of people discredit me without proof tonight
Your contents are progressing with days keep it up guys.
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