October 9, 2012

  • Homework Assignment 9/24

    OK, class, I'm in a poor mood due to the Packers game.  I graded your last assignment and you get a B.  I should never grade assignments while watching football but those replacement refs sucking dong.

    Here's your next assignment:

    A.
        

    B.  
       
    What are your powers?  Are you a hero or a villain?  How awesome are you?

    C.
       

    Make sure you answer two questions.  You can answer three for extra credit.  Also make sure you answer the questions underneath the picture in question B.

    Get to work.

    A.  While not actually President at the time, I would love to have seen Teddy Roosevelt’s October 14, 1912 speech in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, which he gave shortly after taking a bullet in the chest in an assassination attempt.  I mean, the line “Don’t you pity me.  I am all right.  I am all right, and you cannot escape listening to my speech either…” now that’s memorable.  Also, “…fortunately I had my manuscript, so you see I was going to make a long speech, and there is a bullet - there is where the bullet when through - and it probably saved me from it going into my heart.  The bullet is in me now, so that I cannot make a very long, speech, but I will try my best.”  How badass is that?

    B.I have a black t-shirt with a huge pint of Guinness on it and it says "Size Matters" so my superpower is that I can make myself any size I want.  I can elongate like Apache Chief.  However I can't make myself bigger in the one place that matters.

    C.  Take the Skinheads Bowling Next to Hitler

Comments (17)

  • The beautifulsouth's "prettiiest eyes...next to HITLER"  I have  a green shirt that says hurley.thus my super powers of awesom color taste have been display as I am that awesome.  if I could go back in time to hear any president speak and thus I'm to presume this is to me U.S. president  (there are a few on the internet archive... taft is I think the oldest I've heard) Iam tempted to be in certain places/timI don'think there is any pressing need for me to hear any prior pres speakes but .

  • "long live the walls we crashed through... next to Hitler" 

    i am shirtless atm. just wearing my black athletic bra. superpowers...? i'd be a villainous ninja trickster spy! 

  • I understand your shitty mood. Packers should've won and Jennings caught that ball. Tate even ALMOST told the truth when he was asked later if he had his hands on the pass first, ''I think so. ... Oh, well maybe he did. But I took it from him.'' But what's done is done. The NFL needs to really wrap this shit up and get the old refs back. You should never call a touchdown if you have to hesitate for even a second! Ugh. But anyway...my answers...

    1st would be the Gettysburg Address probably. Or maybe Johnson's 'We Shall Overcome' speech.

    2nd, I'm wearing a light grey long sleeved shirt, so I don't know what the hell kind of superpowers that would give me... maybe I have the power to create rain or storms or something, since grey is gloomy, and I'd probably be a villain just for the hell of it. And I'm probably not that awesome, mediocre at best. Lol.

    3rd, Under the Bridge next to Hitler. Idk why that's so funny to me. Lol. I guess I'm picturing myself and Hitler sitting huddled up under a bridge...

  • B. I'm apparently awesome at creating bloodshed and ultraviolence. Sure, my shirt is white and decked out in red and purple flowers, and more innocent people could interpret it to mean that I enjoy cultivating healthy vibrant environments. However I prefer to not sugar-coat the obvious facts, and those facts are that my shirt is covered in red splotches and purple spills that clearly represent the bruises, ghastly mayhem, and war I will inflict on the world sometime in the near future. 

    Or perhaps I really do just enjoy gardening. I guess we're still up in the air on that one.
    C. Lyrics I just heard: "Thank you for a funky time / Call me up whenever you want to grind [next to Hitler]"
    Niiiice. ^_^

  • 1. gettysburg address. maybe
    2. i get the power to sleep, i guess. i'm wearing a dang granny nightgown.
    3. rambling man next to hitler.

  • A) Not necessarily a presidential speech, But I'd love to go back to hear Garfield speak on his Lawnfield campaign. (He has a special place in my heart)

    B) A rainbow colored plaid flannel shirt. Clearly I am still spinderella, reuniting people and that makes me a hero. And super awesome.

    C)  As Long as you Love me next to Hitler

  • B) This shirt. Being cute and able to kill people? Oh hell yes.

    C) Unity next to Hitler. Why does that go with answer B?

  • 1. That Theodore Roosevelt speech where he gets shot and keeps going.

    2. I have wifebeater powers.  I am a wifebeater hero, altogether awesome, and I STIPULATE THAT VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN IS NOT HUMOROUS IT IS NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY BECAUSE OF ITS TRAGIC SOCIAL COST BUT I HAPPEN TO BE WEARING A STYLE OF SHIRT KNOWN AS WIFEBEATER SO LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP ALREADY.  Thank you.

  • B. I'm wearing a long-sleeved black shirt with silver horizontal stripes... not sure what powers that would give me. Maybe I'd have shadow powers or something. But I'm pretty sure I'd be a villain.

    C. Defying Gravity next to Hitler.

  • I am shirtless in front of the computer right now.

    U got it bad next to Hilter.

  • My super power is to make vines and leaves with beautiful flowers.  I guess I'm probably good since the flowers are beautiful and not filled with thorns.  I can subdue evil characters by singing (becaause that's how the vines grow silly).  I'm pretty awesome because I'm pretty happy when I sing.

  • A. I think Lincoln because Gettysburg was pretty awesome. FDR I also thought but most of his stuff was in radio and Lincoln would be pretty cool to see live.

    B. I am wearing a short sleeved red sweater with a kind of diamond pattern on the front and also a gray ruffled cardigan so I guess my super power is knitting? Which is amazing because I can't knit in real life. I can crochet. But the few times I tried I did not do well.

    C. She blinded me with science next to Hitler.

  • A. I have no idea. I guess Grant, because he always sounded like a badass kinda guy. I don't even know if I'm right, but I don't care.

    B. My shirt is plain and boring. Not sure what that says about my super powers...

    C. Typical Situation Next to Hitler. Sexy time situations perhaps? lmao jk

  • LOL  
    Birds don’t sing.They rap and they usually rap about shitting all over you and your car.

  • @starmanjones - Taft would be interesting to hear especially if he was stuck in the white house bathtub.

    @sacredrendezvous - definitely a ninja

    @kaitlove__xx - I don't know if I'd like to hear the Gettysburg Address because of the circumstances surrounding it and also the other speaker spoke for so long...two hours.  I would've been so bored by then.
    I always liked that person in the XMen that had the power to control storms.  To me that would be an awesome super power
    Under the Bridge...that's a song about heroin use so I could totally picture Hitler shooting up

    @hot_lil_delinqnt - wow, that is quite the shirt then
    Germany was a wild place in those days so I'm sure there was a lot of grinding next to Hitler

    @promisesunshine - I don't know if I'd like to hear the Gettysburg Address mostly because of the circumstances and the guy that spoke before him spoke forever.
    That song with Hitler sounds like it could be a naughty movie or a cop buddy comedy

    @Thatslifekid - Yeah it would be neat to hear presidents when they were near your home.  I live across the street from a library but the block once was the town's high school and it's been converted into a basketball park, library, low income projects, and a park with a memorial to the time JFK spoke at the school in the 1960 election.
    That is a great superpower after reading that song about Hitler

    @emily_shannon - I must've waited to long to see that pic because it gave me a 403.
    You are scaring me

    @we_deny_everything - AH!  That was mine.  It happened in Milwaukee
    The Trailer Park King?

    @randaness - maybe you could slip between bars so you can never be locked up
    I think Hitler had his scientists working on war machines that defied gravity.

    @RestlessButterfly - hmmm shirtless in front of the computer, I wonder how common this is

    @LadyofWaters - that sounds like great positive powers

    @leaflesstree - It's fun listening to FDR radio speeches.  He had such interesting speaking patterns and his accent was awesome.
    Maybe your power is to create diamonds
    Hitler did have a lot of scientists doing weird things

    @Marica0701 - Yeah Grant was pretty badass.  He was also pretty drunk.  I read somewhere that he delivered speeches drunk so that would've been fun to hear.  His presidency reminds me a lot of W. Bush's
    Hmmm there was someone I saw on tumblr that had a huge crush on Hitler.  It got rather disgusting.

    @greatredwoman - it's so true, my car took on a red color from all the apples they ate and deposited on my car.

  • MLK, "I Have a Dream". ... Oh, ok, I'll play fair. George Washington. (who was probably the greatest president). 

    My shirt is maroon with stripes going around. My super power is, Charlie Brown. This says it all. 
    I am glad you answered your own homework.

  • You're answer to A is really cool.  I probably would not want to see that though what with the blood and all.  I'll take President Kennedy's "ASk not what your contry can do for you but what you can do for your country" speach (mostly cause that's the only thing I can think of other than Lincoln's Proclomation speach.  And I'm pretty sure I got that one named wrong.

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