October 12, 2012
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Movie Titles that could be about Masturbating
I have a dirty mind. You've probably come to that conclusion a long time ago. I like to think it was from when I was in my vow of celibacy. It was nearly five years of hell. Anyway it has left me with either a very dirty mind or an overactive dirty imagination. Sometimes hearing a movie title makes me think of how it could have an alternate meaning. I got to thinking of movies that could be about masturbating. Feel free to add to the list.
Toy Story
Deep Impact
The Dark Knight Rises
To Kill a Mockingbird
Die Hard
Tomb Raider
The Lovely Bones
Stroker Ace
The Big Red One
Goldfinger
Bang the Drum Slowly
Fists of Fury
The Abyss
Driving Miss Daisy
Raging Bull
It Happened One Night
Great Expectations
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Play it to the Bone
Alone in the Dark
Hot Rod
Cocktail
In Like FlintThis would be an awesome prize for those with the most titles.
Can you think of any? Or maybe I'm just dirty minded.Speaking of having a dirty mind...
Pornhub has taken a new route to raise money for breast cancer research. All you have to do is watch porn. For every 30 videos viewed it raises one cent. When this screenshot was taken 9364609 videos were viewed meaning that $3121 were raised. It's now at 25,678,037 views meaning $8560 have been raised. The only downside, if you can say there is a downside, is you have to pick between watching big tit videos and small tit videos. How does one decide which to view?
YES!
So with that money being raised I'm wondering how much Xanga's Save the Boobs raises. I was thinking that since prostate cancers kills more than breast cancer should a lady organize a "show your dong" site. I have artistic nude shots, just ask the people who follow my Tumblr.
Yeah probably not gonna happen.
Quick! Hide John Stewart! He's our most important Jew!
Buchanan's speeches really stick in your head and could be turned into country techno.
That Clark Gable was a lady killer.
The water runs for one minute at a time and then you have to wait 30 minutes to 1 hour for the next use.
This is what happens when sinners try to Te-bow.
Sinners...REPAINT!
Can someone in Minneapolis send me a can?
So we really need to sit down with this company and discuss inappropriate punctuation because I don't know many people that want to eat boy syrup.
It looks like Joe isn't going to make it to the debate tomorrow night because those bikers are getting pissed that he's stealing their woman.
#Wisconsin
I said bring in the rainbow FLAGS!
I am finally enjoying my new jeans.Have a great night and don't forget boobs and masturbation movie titles.
Comments (33)
And here I thought To Kill A Mockingbird was about masturbation all these years...and I was RIGHT!
I saw that pornhub thing earlier matter of fact lol
I'll never look at those movie titles the same way again lolol
now i'm going out to get me some Zombie Pub Crawl, cyas
Oh god, that cheese block.
So, the VP debate, it'll be 0-2 for the Dems because Biden will be preoccupied with other matters... sounds good to me!
LMAO at the Jesus portrait retouching costume. I thought the caption was "sinners repent" so I didn't catch what it was at first, but then I was like "AHHHHH NOW I SEE IT!". Vewwy vewwy cwevver.
hilarious today. love that you put cotton-eyed joe in there. and joe biden. and the water faucet statue. i'm just going to sit here giggling and repeated one word answers.
Water fountain designers sure are creative, aren't they?
Any of the Fast and the Furious movies. Incl. Tokyo Drift.
Dragon Lord
For the Bible Tells Me So
Iron Man
Super 8
Snatch
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
The Punisher
From Dusk til Dawn
HAHAHA that fresco jesus costume is brilliant
Did you intentionally skip "The Bone Collector", or was that too easy?
Really, you could put every movie with the word bone on that list...
Funny and silly, all the same. Pleasant to read after a hard day's night (do songs, too; not just movies)... Except that Wisconsin pic. I feel maudlin after seeing that one.
Touching the Void
LOL John Stewart...
hhahahaha really enjoyed this post
thanks...
All about masturbating... and your new jeans
so many of them... who would have thought?!
@HereLiesNelsontheGreat - the one armed guy in that book, you know why his arm was always occupied.
@Twiztidsilverskull - good trying to find that beer out by you, it's made in Minnesota and I can't find it where I live in Wisconsin even though I can find other beers by the same brewery.
That PornHub thing was floating around Tumblr. It really makes me wonder how much money the one on Xanga raised if that one is only getting 1 cent for 30 views.
@Marica0701 - I wouldn't feel bad about eating cheese straight from the block, in fact I have, however I would never do it in public.
I don't know, I think Biden won that hands down or at least from what I saw it was like they needed to call the cops because he was beating Ryan but then if you watched with the sound off it looked like Ryan won because he was always making Biden laugh.
That retouch painting has to be the worst thing ever. I think that is an awesome costume though.
@promisesunshine - hahaha...I'm glad you enjoyed. I think that Biden is Cotton Eyed Joe.
@leaflesstree - I wonder if Fountains of Wayne sells something like that but I was going to link to it but I found out the store closed...sad. Now the band will have to change their name.
@emily_shannon -
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@AncoraImparo - I wonder how many people will use it for Halloween
@Buckersniff - I think I forgot that one because I forgot that movie
Winter's Bone, The Bone Snatcher, Blood and Bone, Bone Daddy, Flesh and Bone, and for the talented few Bone Eater
@sleekpunk - yeah I don't forbid eating straight from the block but not in public
@xXsnowgrlXx - NICE
@BoulderChristina - but he is our most important Jew
@tribong_upos - glad you enjoyed
@RestlessButterfly - well I hope you enjoy but just so much so you don't go blind
@Peridot21 - dirty minded people like me...;)
I figured there was a lack of your posts about titles with certain colors or words in them (by the way I miss those) and I'm fairly certain you wouldn't touch this one so...have a great day.
The Men Who Stare at Goats
Silence of the Lambs
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
The Jerk
Oh God
pics #8,9,10,11 and rainbow FLAGS...hilarious!!! haaahaaaahaaaaahaaaaaha!!! lmao!!
LOL!
@godfatherofgreenbay - haha not only would i not touch this one, i don't think i'd ever even think of it! *adjusts halo*
red badge of courage; masle! 2, for the assisted masterbaation - the breakfast club, um, weekend at berneys just prior to get busy...patton. since you put in fancy jeans, the great escape.... any which way you can, although perhaps painful, mission to mars, ,hopefully not but seek immediate medical attention if its THE STING, lil steve martin flavoring - the jerk. mel brooks, spaceballs, terms of endearment, field of dreams, cant buy me love- touche! buy vaseline.
alladin...rub dirty lamp and something comes out????? prince of eqypt when your friend sand your vaseline?...kurosawa's "the lower depths" -star trek six - the undiscovered country for a emerging adult geeks. shaft?
in the heat of the night, tillys punctured romanceif had too muchtaco of the bell prior to the moment... gone with the wind. setting is everthing!- fiddler on the roof. sity slickers one and two
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