October 22, 2012
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Homework Assignment 10/15
Class, I read your homework and graded the last assignment. I am very happy with how you are doing but there is always room for improvement so your grade for the last assignment is an A-.
Now for your next assignment:
A.
Why do you choose that pill?B.
C.
Make sure you answer two questions. You can answer three for extra credit. Also make sure you answer all the questions clearly and concisely and don't forget the extra question underneath the options in question A.
Now get to work.
My answers:
A. The grey pill. I have felt so unloved for so long that I think it's high time I would want love and I don't care if I'm tricking anyone into it. Just once more in my life I would love to hear someone say they loved me as I gaze into their eyes and see that they mean it.B. I'd probably go with George Clooney because for some reason he always has women throwing themselves at him and I'd hope he'd share with his brother. I was thinking about Brad Pitt but he hasn't done anything for his brother so I'll stick with Clooney.
C. This one was difficult for me because it's hard to select a female celebrity I wouldn't bang. I would narrow it down to Sarah Silverman because her potty mouth would be nice at family dinners or Melissa McCarthy because she seems like she'd always be up for getting in trouble. Screw it, I just want to convert to Mormonism and marry them both.
Comments (39)
a. Hmm, this may sound totally bad, but even though I'm clean and sober I'd totally take the orange pill. Get high without any bad side effects, no ruined life, no losing all my money... I'd take that. That's the junkie in me talking, fyi. Sometimes I have dreams a pill like that exists.
b. It's hard to think of any male celebrity I'd want as a brother bc anybody I think of is someone I want to make dirty love to. Shit... this is hard. Honestly though, any celebrity would be my choice, as long as they're A-list, not a fucking joke, and they have no problem showering me with money and lavish gifts. I suppose that's selfish, but it's the truth.
c. Same answer as b. It's hard to think of any celebrity I'd want as a sister because I can only think of females that I wanna bang. And incest is no good. So really same thing goes: A-list, lots of money to spoil me with, nobody like Lindsay Lohan or the like, hence the A-list thing, it cancels out most of the idiots. Haha.
A. the green pill so i could piss on the seagulls that shit on my car.
B. Morgan Freeman. if he was my brother I'd have a speaking voice like his.
C for extra credit. Lisa Liu. nobody would dare mess with her brother.
A. Green pill, mostly so that I can fly to visit my friends.
B. I'd like to have a brother like Ashton Kutcher, sure he cheated but he seems like fun and we'd probably be pulling pranks all the time
A. Reading people's minds would be pretty cool. So, the yellow one.
I saw that pill thingy on facebook yesterday, but didn't answer it. Heh.
B. Maybe that dude from 'That 70's Show' --- Topher Grace.
A. Probably the yellow pill. There's a lot of potential in being able to read minds.
B. Tough to answer because the guys I'd want to be my brother are also my crushes
But I'll say Dr Spencer Reid on Criminal Minds, because he's hella smart and hella funny in his own quirky, nerdy way.
C. One of the females on Happy Endings. They're fun.
a) orange pill, because that would be really cool.
b) Ashton Kutcher as well, since pranking would be really fun.
c) Probably Emma Stone. I need a hot older sister to teach me her ways
A. Which pill? The grey one so I could get Bill Gates to fall in love with me. And how do I get close enough to touch him? I suppose I'll have to work my way up the ladder -- ten touches -- starting with a Microsoft certification training instructor. Once I get to Gates, I can have pretty much anything.
B. What male celebrity do you wish was your sister? Why?
This may not be exactly what you asked, but it's entirely valid. And it NEEDS TO BE ASKED. I think I would prefer having John Boehner as my sister. I would watch him (her) parade around the house in a bra and curlers. Yeah.
C. What female celebrity do you wish was your brother? Why?
It NEEDS TO BE ASKED. Clearly Rachel Maddow would be an excellent brother. She (he) would always have the hottest chicks around.
1. Green
2. George Romero.. so I can be in on all the zombie action
A) Green pill because it would be fun as I'd like to think.
C) Emma Roberts as Nancy Drew.
I don't like any of the pills in A. I'm thinking side effects would be horrible. I'll take the normal life with no hassles stretchmarks or fuzzy brain side effects lol
B. How about that new guy on Elementary... He's got all kinds of facts in his head and he's rich so that would mean I would be rich too. It would be entertaining.
C. Martina McBride. Just cause I like her music and she seems to be real and her song lyrics helpful caring etc. I like a person with some depth to it and would obviously have some conversation ability.
A. I say it isn't worth it if you can't use the ability forever and at any time. But if I had to it would be the mind reader pill.
B/C. I wouldn't want any of them. They are all trouble and besides I have enough sibling trouble as it is.
green pill
brother: stephen colbert, cuz who wouldn't want america's ballsiest pundit in their family
sister: tough one. I have a few in mind
A. I would say, the pink pill because it would be very sinister
B/C. Don't want any, because I'd have a hard time coping with the stress of being a celebrity brother...
all of them.... colorful!
The purple pill... the one that once a day gives you an erection that lasts for four hours.
Michael Jackson, because his sister Janet is hot! Oh wait. That would make her my sister and that would be incest... Hmmmm...
See the answer to number 2
A. The pink pill. I can't say I find any of the other pills that appealing, except for the flying one, but if I could shapeshift into anything I could shapeshift into something that flies, so that makes the pink pill better.
B. I can't decide! All the celebrities I like I like because of sex appeal, so having one as my brother would be weird.
C. Er... same answer as B
A. None
B. Adam Levine
C. Nicole Kidman
@kaitlove__xx - I can understand that, I know there are times I'd like to do some of those things I did as a younger person once again but I don't think my body could go through it again.
I think I have the same problem with picking a woman.
@TheSutraDude - hahahaha that would be the best use for that pill
I figure Morgan Freeman would be a good brother since some refer to him as God
@Thatslifekid - that would be another good use for that pill
He does seem like a good brother because of all the pranks
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - I got that from Tumblr...I think. That would be great to be able to read minds. I am so bad at judging someone's thoughts by body language so that would be so handy.
Topher Grace seems like he'd be fun because of his snarkiness.
@Marica0701 - I definitely would love to know what others thought of me that's for sure.
I should see those shows. I don't really watch TV as much as I have it on in the background for noise to keep me sane.
@emily_shannon - yes the orange would be because I don't think my body could handle those things any more.
I think I'd like Emma Stone to teach me but not as a sister and yes, pranks would be fun.
@we_deny_everything - so I take it you write a lot of Bill Gates erotic fanfic?
I could imagine mealtime with Boehner and Maddow would be rather fun in your house.
@AncoraImparo - hmmm a flying zombie?
@nov_way - I remember reading a few Nancy Drew books. That would be nice to have her get me out of trouble.
@LadyofWaters - I don't know if there'd be any side effects other than the desired result so it would still be ok to pick one.
Interesting siblings. I haven't seen that new Elementary show but people say it's good.
@bonmots - flying seems to be a popular one
Colbert and Stewart would be fun brothers especially if you got them going at family dinners
@BookographyReviews - mind reading would be fun because then not only could you learn thoughts you could also acquire new knowledge.
I guess I asked those questions because I have no siblings.
@godfatherofgreenbay - argh I meant ORANGE
@tribong_upos - that one would be fun, there are so many shapeshifting legends in the local native american tribes.
Hahaha...that's a great answer
@hesacontradiction - they'd make life a little more colorful
@Aloysius_son - yeah I sort of would want that but I'd have no reason to use it.
Well your plans are foiled again
@randaness - good thoughts with that shapeshifting pill. You could be a pterodactyl.
that's true...so many of our favorite celebrities are based on sex appeal.
@RestlessButterfly - that's not an answer unless you explain it.
Hmmm interesting choices, I wouldn't imagine many women would want that guy as a brother.
@godfatherofgreenbay - I saw a bumper sticker a few weeks ago, "My dream is to have Morgan Freeman narrate my life."
A. The green pill, definitely. I could fly home.
B. I think having Wes Anderson as a brother would be pretty cool. I love his movies. Maybe he'd put me in one. Even if he didn't, he'd be able to pay for my college tuition easily.
Funny, you and I both picked George Clooney for different reasons. I think he would be a fun guy to hang out with...screw the women. Oh, yeah, I guess that's what you had in mind.
pink it's actually the shortest lasting. and it would be cool to be something else sometimes.
no idea. but any brother would be nicer than the one i've got
sister. no idea either. but having a sister would be nice.
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