November 5, 2012
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Homework Assignment 10/29
I take it Xanga's servers are down because I can't upload photos in my editor but I can in the photo section. I did read your last assignment. I just didn't reply because I'm a little tired and this hurricane is really getting me down. I give you all an A+.
Here's your next assignment.
A.
B.
C.
Make sure you answer two questions clearly and concisely. Answering all three questions gets you extra credit.
Now get to work.
A. I would fight Ernest Hemingway. That dude just seems like he'd put up a hell of a fight but once I'd get an upperhand he'd be dejected and end the fight himself.
B. I'd probably pick Grateful Dead because no two shows would be the same and there was always good drugs floating around at their concerts.
C. 1. Jerry Garcia 2. Roger Waters 3. John Bonham 4. Rebecca Black 5. Jim Morrisson 6. John Lennon 7. Jimi Hendrix
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I feel like a college student suffering from Senoritis - because none of these questions spark inspiration in me for an answer D: I blame FrankenSandy.
I've always completely answered your last assignments like a good girl, so I'm going to blow off this assignment. I figure my grade can take this hit and still be awesome, like when I purposefully missed a Latin quiz one time and I still aced my course with the highest grade of a 92%.
B. Led Zeppelin because they are the best ever. And it would be so super. They did a lot of weird things in their spare time too. I read that book.
C. Kurt Cobain in 1, Kurt Vonnegut 2, Amy Winehouse 3, Jack Kerouac 4, David Sedaris 5, Regina Spektor 6, Ezra Miller 7.
A. Napoleon Bonaparte. Because He's short and I'm short. It would be a fair fight.
B. Scorpions 1980s. because. C. Obama, Al Gore, Bono, Michael Jackson, Ghandi, Jesus, Mother Theresa
A. Nah, I don't wanna fight nobody .. all right, maybe King Leopold of Belgium, the greatest bastard in history, responsible for the death of thirty million in the Belgian Congo. I'd fight that nasty colonialist douche nozzle.
B. Ronnie Hawkins said to Robbie Robertson when he joined the Hawks, "boy, you won't make much money, but you'll get more pussy than you ever dreamed of." So the Hawks.
Wait, can I change my answer? I want to fight @Marica0701 because she disdains and makes a mockery of homework. Thank you.
A). I will fight you godfather.
2. I will tour with Styx back in the 70s.
B. Weird Al's band from the 80's to today.
C. Weird Al and six clones of Weird Al.
no extra credit for me - I'm not a fighter
B. Jimmy Buffett and the Coral Reefer Band ~ because I like tequila and limes and salty water and sand and well...
C.1.) Jesus 2.) John Wayne 3.) Steve Jobs 4.) Albert Einstein 5.) C.S. Lewis 6.) Paul Newman 7.) Jimmy Buffett ( I'm sure he'd bring margarita's)
The Beatles. Because peace and love.
1. Hellen Keller. I think I could take her.
2. Robin Hood and his band of merry men. They all seemed like a cool bunch of dudes, poaching the kings deer and pissing of the sherif of Notingham. Seems like it would be fun.
Jesus (we'll need some one to say grace) Robin Williams (entertainment) Cleopatra (eye candy) Farah Fawcett (eye candy) Marylin Monroe (eye candy) John F Kenndey and Mel Blanc. Seeing as how you have given us the choice, I would like them all to be alive while we are eating.
A. Uhm. They'd all win. So not gonna.
B. Simon & Garfunkel. Their music is wonderful in a lot of ways. And from what I learned their music was very uplifting for the people in that time. I'd love to be able to see them perform live!
C. 1. Harriet Tubman, 2. Martin Luther King Jr.(those two would have a lot of interesting stuff to talk about wouldn't they?) 3. Abe Lincoln(just so I could ask him what he was really planning to do when it comes to the Slavery issue) 4. Jodi Picoult(does it have to be someone from the past?)~she'd probably have an interesting opinion about everything the three before say. 5. Harper Lee~I think she must have been a very nice person. She'd probably be able to keep everyone from fighting. 6. Alexandre Dumas~He was such a great writer and I would love to find where his inspiration came from. 7. Can't think of anyone else.
Sitting arrangement: Harriet Tubman-Harper Lee-Martin Luther King Jr.-ME-Abe Lincoln-Jodi Picoult-Alexandre Dumas.
wonderwoman - just so i can watch her boobs bounce... while we're fighting...
touring with a band... thinking clash...
eating dinner... my wife and kids... there's 3... strummer & elvis makes 5... catherine the great makes sex i mean six and pull up a seat gogb... we'll have fried chicken and waffles...
I think I would fight with T.E. Lawrence. He was just a little guy, but maybe I would call a truce so that we could just have a beer and bacon sandwich together.
I would tour with Elton John, because he is the awesomest singer, player, writer, performer ever!
I would have dinner with Walt Disney, Jim Henson, Rod Serling, H.P. Lovecraft, Arthur C. Clarke, Alex O'loughlin, and Jensen Ackles. I would sit Alex and Jensen across the table from me so that I could look at them all night. I would have Jim Henson on my left and Rod Serling on my right. H.P. would be next to Rod, then Arthur C Clarke. Walt could be between Henson and Alex. Could be fun and inspiring.
I'm tempted to dine with the seven deadly sins... ahar har har. with an air of seriousness, I'd like to dine with 1. habbakik. why, such is his feast day my birthday but more deaply he questioned unfairness/injustice. 7. che guevara also interested injustice. 2. alexander von humboldt - interested in scientific question / exploration. 6. saint bridget of kildare - bar none the reason we have art and learning kept alive. 3. archemedes - spaces he quantified. 5. frank llyod wright - spaces he made come alive. 4 marilyn manson- erudite and odd. - dinner is a touch of a challenge in that we've near east, argentine, english, irish, greek, and modern american.... so there's this filo / eggplant thing thats quite "grub" which can go with wine or absinthe stuffed grape leaves, baked suash with candied fruit
jenny lind - it'dbe interesting to catch the victorian age or the western world.
A. Dunno
B. Dunno
C. Dunno
this is a SUPER hard assignment!!
@Marica0701 - hmmm a good girl? OK we'll go with that
@LaughOutLoudLauren - that would be one awesome dinner
@crashthedr3am - that would definitely be a peaceful dinner although I could imagine there being a lot of leftovers
@we_deny_everything - you're right King Leopold was a rat bastard but no one considers him that bad. It's always Hitler this, Idi Amin that.
@Thatslifekid - oh it is on like Genghis Khan
@Rob_of_the_Sky - Weird Al might be a boring dinner mate since he's vegan
@mlbncsga - I am looking at a bottle of Jimmy Buffett's tequila right now
@crazy2love - and LSD?
@Aloysius_son - oh I can just picture a fight with Helen Keller. Too bad she can't.
@BookographyReviews - My dad had so many Simon and Garfunkel records. I always loved listening to them. Even though the song is about sex and cheating, I loved Cecilia when I was a kid. It was such a fun song.
@xplorrn - you could use them like a speed bag
You know...fried chicken and waffles sounds so good right about now
@whyzat - I can imagine that Elton John back in the 70s knew how to party
@starmanjones - those are some interesting choices, especially Frank Lloyd Wright, he'd probably hate me because he was in a feud with one of my family members.
@RestlessButterfly - well why not?
@AncoraImparo - then TRY HARD!
@godfatherofgreenbay - I've had some luck with grand company with wildly disperate seaming company yet such makes for lively evenigs.
I'd tour with Queen. Need I explain?
At my table,
Jesus and Plato next to me.
Michelangelo
The Buddha
my deceased friend, Lauren (she's not famous, I know...)
Freddie Mercury
Queen Elizabeth I
Perhaps I'd fight hitler
@AncoraImparo - Queen would be fun. I imagine they'd have some wild parties after shows but then I've heard Freddie was pretty mild and shy so I don't know.
I've no answer for all the questions :p :p o_O
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