November 26, 2012
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Homework Assignment 11/19
Class I read the answers for your last assignment and I finally got around to grading your work. Everyone gets an A+. Life got in the way so that is my way of apologizing so just roll with it.
Now here's your next assignment:
A.
B.
C.
Make sure you answer two questions clearly and concisely. Answering all three questions gets you extra credit. You may need to enlarge letter C. It's broken down into three parts, answer all three and explain why.
A. The human and the giraffe have seven vertebrae in their necks. I find this amazing since a giraffe's neck is longer than a human's neck. Also, Adolf Hilter was Time Magazine's man of the year in 1938.
B. Boy, oh boy, I'm sure excited to go to Washington D.C. for President Romney's inauguration.
C. This one gave me fits. I originally intended for you to select one from each category but the photo says to select one group. If I were to select one group it would have to be B because all my human desires are wrapped up in that column. However if I picked one from each category I'd select the knife so I could field dress animals I hunt with the gun from B and I'd also pick the books from C so I could acquire knowledge.
Now get to work.
Comments (26)
Just going for C since kidnapping is the theme today... I'll go for the knife, the dog and the... erm... mp3 player? Then I could teach the dog to sing while we whittle wood.
A. Purple Kool-Aid and grape soda turns poop green.
B. English not be best suit belong to me but get A in lesson do I hamburger.
C. The hunting knife to kill Kim Kardashian and feed her corpse to the wild animals. The weed to deal with living on the island.
A. German chocolate cake isn't German, it was just made/discovered by a man who's last name was German.
B. Their isn't not medicine be for you're ball of basket.
C. I choose group B. Kim for company (not sex), gun for protection, booze to get over reality, and music to aid the booze/for entertainment
c: if I have but one item not one of each, then five hundred bottoles of booze, I may take up glass art or cobble a house out of plastic whatever. ...and alcohol burns so fire starting may be easier and would healing too or I can drink me death...the most options.
so interestinglyenough nitrogen is 1/700 roughy the volume as a liquid than as air, this is 1/7th power of gasoline, yet plenty enough oomph for pleasure crusing for seafood or taking care of 3/4's of the year's climate control.
B: read the the above, sometimes I parse poorly.
A:itisn't impossible to creat a hampson linde cycle air liquifyer or solar power as such is science and not barred
c's runner up was the healthy five year old but this is kiboshed so I don't look like a pedophile or some jerk point out that healthy doesn't mean helpful.
Eye dont knot not nuffink abowt no facks.
Do dat cover da thirst too?
Da turd eye cant reed evin wen eye enla ;;; may kit bigga
A. Nikola Tesla had an odd fixation on the number three, like walking around his work office three times.
B. i woodn't of known wut 2 rite heer but thanx 4 da kweshun
C. Group A. The boy will be legal in 13 years and I can wait that long, the knife has many uses, money will be needed once I'm back in society, and the dildo is for those 13 years I can't legally have that boy. HAH
B. ees you leeking dat bumbkin die.
C. I'd choose C.
I believe everyone is misreading the picture, you may bring ONE of the GROUPS of items, either a, b, or c. Not one from each. *Smiles*
3. My answer is A, the young boy can prove useful once trained, and I know my own five year old son is already good at helping out around the house and following instructions, so even if he isn't, he can be trained. Alternatively, he would proved a decent meal for a week or two if the necessity of it arose, however he is more useful alive than dead. The Knife and Compass have immeasurable value in the context of surviving for 20 years, stranded on an island, and will prove useful time and time again. I have it from experience, that a dildo can heighten the male orgasm, so even it provides some use, for those willing to use it. Females needn't worry about finding use for it, enough said. The Cash bonus for surviving the experience, would probably make it worth being stranded for 20 years. Using the skills developed over the years both from self training, and military training, survival would be difficult but not impossible. Necessity is the mother of invention.
2. Eye, dew knot be leaf eye wood right purr cisely 'naff two bee under stood.
1. The most interesting facts I know mostly come from @quantumstorm so I give him all the credit.
C. C. Because I think It'd be fun to get stoned and repair an airplane. Sounds like a good movie idea as well.
B. ermagerd er lervre thernksgervern bert nert ers merch ers cherssmers.
A. Gravity. What goes up must come down. Fire. Hot. Inertia. An object in motion remains in motion unless acted upon by an outside force. Karma. What goes around comes around.
B. ˙ɟo dn ʇɥƃnoɥʇ plnoɔ puıɯ ǝɹ,noʎ ǝɔuɐʇuǝs ʇsɹǝʇsɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɥƃıɹ
C. I will take my chances and swim to the mainland.
A. Galileo Galilei's father, Vincenzo, was an important musical theorist. He helped advance the science of acoustics.
C. I'd probably pick the middle (B) option. Kim's kind of a lowly skank, but in a deserted island it would be better than just jacking off for years. LOL! Plus, I'll have a solar-powered mp3 player - music, man!!! Add 500 bottles of vodka, and a gun to that, and it's the obvious choice. I'm not into weed, and money or a crashed plane would be useless in a deserted island (I pretty much can't repair anything.) So, yeah. Give me the woman (skanky as she may be), alcohol, a gun, and music!
A. Most of the clothes Jeff Bridges wore in The Big Lebowski were his own, including his cardigan and jelly sandals.
There is no such thing as pink light.
B. roses are red
violets are blue
they don't think it be like it is,
but it do.
@SasGal - You are a modern day Jed Clampett
@Rob_of_the_Sky - So does eating a lot of Oreos in a single setting.
You get a hamburger for killing off Kim Kardashian.
@ArmyWife4Life2007 - whoa...I never knew that. I always assumed it was something from the Schwarzwald with all their other fine desserts.
I don't know how good of company Kim Kardashian would be for me on a deserted island. I think she'd complain about not being able to go shoe shopping but then that could lead to sex. I'm a guy...sorry.
@starmanjones - I wonder how long it would take to go through 500 bottles of booze
@Lovegrove - you win
@Marica0701 - I have heard of the #3 fixation before. I do that whenever I enter churches. I look for everything that's grouped in 3s.
I like your reasoning.
@BookographyReviews - I like that sentence because all I could think of on Thanksgiving morning was the pecan pie my mom made
@silveranstavern - well I did like that people picked one from each group but I guess you're correct...I can't read sometimes.
@Thatslifekid - wasn't that the plot of LOST?
ermagerd aye lerve xmas two
@Aloysius_son - well that is an interesting way of looking at karma and gravity...hmm...time to go throw apples at Newton and hope none are thrown back.
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - Your reasoning behind choosing B is excellent. I think that is how I spend most of my weekend, or at least in the pursuit of all of those items.
Also that is pretty cool about Galileo's dad. I never knew that. It's amazing how some families have so many talents.
@carolinavenger - wow, I had no clue about Jeff Bridges. That is so awesome. He has awesome clothing taste.
Oscar Gamble should be made a poet laureate.
1. A pig's orgasm can last 30 minutes.
2. Their isn't no weigh a wail can cum as long as a pig cuz the see would be too messy.
3. Kim Kardashian. I would run out of batteries before 5 years was up.
Wonderful, witty satire. Thanks for the fun read.
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