December 17, 2012

  • Homework Assignment 12/10

    Class, I read and responded to the last assignment.  I didn't reply to comments because I'm behind times and replied to the comments of three other posts tonight.  I feel like a bad Xangan.  One of these days my body will be better and I'll be able to be part of you fully.  You all get an A+.

    Here's your next assignment:

    A.
       

    B.
     
    And if you don't want to share your name tell us two facts about yourself.

    C.
     
    If you haven't played a video game then use the protagonist from the last book you read.

    Make sure you answer two questions clearly and concisely.  Answering all three questions gets you extra credit.

    Now get to work.

    A.  Two women at the same time...one chopping wood and one digging holes.

    B.  My name is Matt and I'm an alco---I own four guns and once hung out with a pro-wrestler.

    C.  1.  Miles Davis
          2.  Aaron Rodgers
          3.  Joliet Jake and Elwood Blues
    I am thinking I am going to ride out the zombie apocalypse in style and there will be some spectacular car chases if the zombies start chasing us with cop cars.

Comments (21)

  • A. My fantasy is to have TheoDan and godfatherofgreenbay both dedicate posts to how amazing I am. haha, just kidding. Or am I? :P

    B. Hi. My name is Marica and I would be an alcoholic if I could afford a steady stream of booze.

  • A. (It would take too long to explain) ...but that pic is really cool.

    B. My name is Peridot and I love White Castles.

    C. Andy Grammer (I love that Miss Me song of his!) ... Blaze ... Paul Edgecomb (weird, the last two are both Stephen King related).

  • A. Having an accidental encounter with Jensen Ackles or Alex O'loughlin and being so witty, that they find me irresistible.

    B. My name is Dian. I would rather be named Auggie.

    C. I watched "Casablance" the other night on TCM. Yeah, Rick and Sam and Frenchie would be good for my team, but I'm not sure about Elsa and her husband, what's his name. Hopefully, the Nazis would be the zombies and I would get to blow their heads off.

  •           a win lot of money  b my name is James

  • 1 - Final Fantasy: Part IV.  Zing.
    2 a: "Saad".
    2 b: My name consists of four letters and begins an "S".  Thank you mom & dad.

    -extra credit-
    The dude that sang .  The gun-toting-animal-skinning-wallet-sewing protagonist from Far Cry 3.  Johnny English.  It's gonna be a fun zombie apocalypse.

  • A. I would like to wake up to magically disappeared college loans and doing a job related to what I went to college for.

    B. 1. My real name is not listed on this site.

        2. I am a certified rescue diver.

    C. Ke$ha, Mario, and the Grinch. I think as long as the Grinch and I are cool, I'll be okay.  

  • A.  I frequently fantasize about having complete omniscience of all things past and present, but not of the future, and the capacity to integrate and use this data with my own body, IE gaining all the reflexive knowledge of which ever martial artist or mix of martial artists I am currently manifesting, and to understand and sift through the data in meaningful ways, turn it off and on, all the things necessary to not only have this ability, but live productivity with it.  Then my fantasy takes a different route every time I imagine what this super power could do.

    B. I like video games, and pen and paper games.  The New World of Darkness VtR and CtL settings are my two most favorite settings of all time.

    C. Bruno Mars (Musician), Kaim Argonar (From Lost Odyssey), Chon (Savages 2012 film)
    My Zombie Survival Team is looking amazing, Kaim is really the only person needed, he is immortal and knows how to fight, specialty (Magic and swords), although Chon is brutal and effective.

  • A. Like a fantasy fantasy, or a fantasy that could actually happen? For the former, I'd like magic. The only downside (unless you consider it an upside) is that I would probably become a super villain. For fantasies that could actually happen, besides my numerous sex fantasies, I want to buy a lot of land and build a castle and live there with all my friends and we'd be self-sufficient.

    B. My name is Miranda and I wear size 8 1/2 shoes.

    C. Elton John, Steve (my character's name on Skyrim), and Tim Allen as Santa Clause. Worst team ever.

  • A. I think it would have to be anything that had to do with magic and dragons and elves. 

    B. Amber and the smell of pine trees are my favorite scent.C. Diamond Rio, Thursday Next[The Eyre Affair], Frodo[Lord of the Rings Series]. I think I am doing pretty good, considering.

  • A. My fantasy (one of many, first one that came to mind) is to have sex with Rico the Zombie (Rick Genest) and one of the Suicide Girls at the same time.

    B. My name is Jase and I technically ingested heroin once...by accident.

    C. My Zombie Apocalypse Team consists of 1. Kendrick Lamar, 2. Beth Ditto (of Gossip), and 3. Edina Monsoon (Eddie from Absolutely Fabulous)

    lol

  • A. Lollipop Chainsaw naked

    B. My name is Lollipop Chainsaw and I ...

    C. kill zombies.

  • A) A Panthers super bowl and 7th national title for Carolina basketball preferably in the same year... yeah, this is why it's a fantasy

    B) I am Sara

    I am also Batman

    C) Who needs a zombie apocalypse team? I just said I was Batman. I'm good.

  • One of my kids was home sick with a 104 degree fever.  I watched 'dumb and dumber' with him this am...  I can no longer have any fantasies or play video games...  

  • 1. Something having to do with being independently wealthy, sexy, and amazing. I'm not particular about the details.

    2. My name is Lori and I wear glasses. I'm insanely nearsighted.

    3. Rush, Mario, and Luke Skywalker. I think I'm pretty good.

  • A. I'm gonna refrain from answering.

    B. I'm a musician, and a humanist.

    C.  1- A band called Crow Black Sky, from South Africa. 2- I don't play video games.  3 - The Amazing Spider Man. 
    I think it's looking pretty good. LOL!

    @Lakakalo - Y U NO COMMENT ON MAH SITE?   

  • B) I hate driving and I made banana jam this afternoon. It was delicious.

    C) Goo Goo Dolls, Batman, Ram Shankar Nikumbh. So Batman, pretty much.

  • Not so bad...

    A - My fantasy is to live on a deserted island with nothing but a volleyball to keep me company.
    B - Oh right, my name is Sarah. (That's two things about me!)
    C - Mumford and Sons, My wizard assassin shadowdancer of awesome, and Stitch.  :)
    I'm so going to live a long life after everyone gets eaten.

  • a. my fantasy is for george takei be one of my uncles

    b. sean. i'm not anne

    c. i'm fucked

  • A. My fantasy is to be a realist. 

    B. My name is Maynard B. Crebs. Call me May B. 

    I have an eclectic palate. I had guacamole and Swedish meatballs for dinner tonight and Chips Ahoy cookies for desert.

    I wish I was back in college because I love playing Frisbee.  

    C. The last film I watched. That would be Rush Hour 2, not that I haven't watched it numerous times but watching Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker fight zombies would be a hoot.   

  • @Marica0701 - hmmmm I might have to work on that but will I have to ask for boob photos?
    I just make my own wine now.  It could be pricey for start-up but you can make it with frozen juice concentrate.

    @Peridot21 - mine probably needs and explanation...it's from The Simpsons.
    I haven't eaten at a White Castle in years.  I think it's time for a roadtrip.  Also your zombie team sounds like it could be a force to be reckoned with.

    @whyzat - Auggie?  There was a guy around these parts who was named August but everyone called him Auggie and he had a bar called Auggie's.  He was about 5'6" and weighed about 400lbs.  Yes, I used the past tense.
    There are a lot of Nazi zombie movies...or is it zombie Nazi movies...Outpost, Outpost: Black Sun, War of the Dead, and Dead Snow are some of the newer ones that are pretty good.  There are two more coming out next year...another Outpost movie and The Fourth Reich

    @James2012 - Good luck

    @Thatslifekid - that would be a great fantasy come true for me as well
    But what if the Grinch warms up then his badassery ceases to exist and he will be your weak link.

    @Lakakalo - Johnny English is so awesome but not so much the sequel.

    @silveranstavern - I am so glad I'm not the only one who dreams of complete omniscience but then I always end up using it for evil in my fantasies.
    I used to play this D&D game when I was in high school.  We didn't have much to do for the two hours from the end of sports practices to evening study time in the dorms.  That was pretty fun because this guy just made everything up.
    I have to think you'd definitely survive the zombie apocalypse.

    @randaness - I think whenever I dream of having a superpower it always gets evil and then delves into sexual fantasies.  I once read an article by Chuck Palahniuk about people in America that have built their own castles and it sounds so awesome.  I'd love to try to make my own.
    I wear a 17 4E shoe.
    well if you don't survive the zombie apocalypse, Elton John could write a song about you that would make your memory live on through the ages.

    @BookographyReviews - That would be fun.  Have you are do you want to see The Hobbit?
    I love walking in pine forests for that smell but I don't like it when sap drips on me.
    Frodo would come in handy for a team.

    @justjase - I had to look that guy up but now I know him.  That would be an interesting combo with the Suicide Girl.  I'd tell you mine but if you ever find my porn tumblr you'd figure it out in now time.
    I know of that stuff but not accidentally.
    Beth Ditto would probably kick a lot of ass for you.

    @we_deny_everything - well that was arousing.  This was a related video.

    @carolinavenger - so, Batman, remember when that guy said the Panthers would win the Super Bowl this year?

    @xplorrn - holy crap...I hope the kid is on the mend now.

    @leaflesstree - I sort of have that same fantasy for myself.  Or maybe I could just be filthy rich and then I'd have filthy sex.
    I think I have nearsightedness as well but then when I take off my glasses everything is blurry.
    Geddy Lee will own!  Did I ever mention I taught a kid named Geddy?

    @Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - uhoh...something that would get you in trouble?
    A humanician?  I try to be humanist but sometimes I don't feel human.
    YES!  Spiderman would get you through.  He could tie up the zombies and you could bash their heads with a guitar.

    @emily_shannon - I had something with bananas today, it was a banana ice cream at Culver's.  It had peanuts, chocolate and caramel...SO GOOD.  After I had my accident where I flipped my car off a cliff I hated driving.
    Goo Goo Dolls...man that's a band I haven't heard in a while.  I love the song "Black Balloon"

    @SasGal - Hmmm if all I had on a deserted island was a volleyball I'd probably end up having a lot of blisters on my hands.
    your zombie team sounds awesome

    @bonmots - George Takei is so awesome.  He has such a major following on Facebook and now he's on Tumblr.  I follow him there.  A friend of mine who is vehemently against gay marriage follows and shares Takei's stuff on Facebook all the time but he has no problem with him being gay.  I don't get it.

    @TheSutraDude - hahaha...great fantasy.
    Hahaha...I love that Dobie Gillis show.  I have this station called Me TV and I think I watch that the most of any of my TV stations but Dobie comes on at 2AM on Saturday nights.  I have a similar palate.  I had eggs benedict for supper and rice krispy treats for dessert.
    I would love to hear Jackie Chan and Chris Tuckers' dialogue in a zombie battle.

  • I will definitely be watching The Hobbit once its in DVD form. Yeah, the sap is the downfall of Pine Trees.

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