January 11, 2013

  • Lukewarm Links and Tattoo Thursday 1/10

    Hi.

    1.  I found this Tumblr today and thought I'd pass it along.  It's called Animals Having Parties.

    2.  Remember when I was all over The AV Club's ass last time?  Well nothing much has changed.  Here's the results of their best TV of 2012.  I'm so glad Comedy Bang Bang made the list.  Now if only they put Bunk on that list.  And here's their ballots.

    3.  Here is a list of TV shows that The AV Club says we should resolve to watch in 2013.

    4.  And finally we have The AV Club's year in SWAG.

    5.  Have you ever wanted to write a TV show but never had any ideas what the premise should be?  Well here is the hit TV show generator.  I hope to see you at the Emmy awards one day but I won't be cheering for you to win because all the shows I've written from that generator are bound to be nominated.

    6.  The people at RiffTrax(what MST3K became after it went off the air) have compiled a list of the 25 worst movies of all time.  I'm surprised how many I've seen (15) and how many I own.

    7.  I hate salmon.  There I said it.  I despise it.  When I was a kid, my parents ate that crap all the time.  I can barely write the word "salmon" without having my stomach turn.  Well I was visiting Food & Wine seeing if they had any reviews of my wine (they don't).  I happened upon this recipe for salmon and my stomach didn't turn and I found myself becoming aroused. 

    8.  A few weeks ago I was watching a show about Nazi Germany on the Military Channel and they were playing the German anthem.  I know the modern version and was taken back by some of the lyrics in the version they used then.  Anyway, here are 6 national anthems that will having you shaking in your boots.

    9.  Are you a juggalo or juggalette and looking for a place to share your faith with other juggalos and juggalettes?  Well here's Juggalo Faith, a site where fans of the Insane Clown Posse can talk about their faith.

    10.  Gosh I feel like I'm turning into Datingish by posting this but here's 50 great date ideas.  Watch, I bet they'll take it.  I think a fun date these days would be to take a girl out to the family farm and shoot some assault rifles.  And you wonder why I'm single.

    11.  Have you ever wondered how your favorite classic video game got it's name?  I've always wondered how Pacman, Metroid, and Donkey Kong got their names.  Well this list explains the origins of those and ten others.

    12.  I don't science much but I found this list of funny molecule names to be quite funny.

    One of these weeks I'm just going to do a NSFW tattoo only edition so stay tuned but here are some other tattoos.

    I bet they don't carry that shoe in my size.

    Four fried chickens and a Coke. 
    And some dry white toast please.

    They're not going to catch them because they're on a mission from God.

    What do you, the viewers at home, think?  Personally I think that's the best tattoo ever.

    Smile, you have a camera tattoo that makes it look like you have really dirty hands.

    You may have to save me because my neck is hurting from bending it to try to read your tattoo.

    You know the Monkees don't even write their own songs or play their own instruments.  I also hear that Michael Nesmith's hat isn't even his.  The Monkees weren't about music, Marge. They were about rebellion, about political and social upheaval.

    Well, shucks, you could've just said so instead of getting a tattoo.

    The world's first analrapist tattoo.

    Jah bless this tattoo.  I wonder if that guy gets profiled by the police as being a stoner.

    Oh poor Kurt...he looks so oddly happy.

    Kieffer Sutherland is scary enough.  You don't need to make him a vampire on top of it.

    It sort of looks like Dimebag Darrell is looking up at the person and asking, "Why would you get me tattooed on your body?"


    You know that joke I had about Rex Ryan...well Rex Ryan having a tattoo of his wife wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey is like Bill Clinton getting a tattoo of Hillary wearing a semen stained blue dress.

    So I was watching Amish Mafia tonight and now it's time to go play ps3.

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