January 14, 2013
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Homework Assignment 1/7
Class, I read your previous assignment and was pleased. I appreciated all your answers and wrote my own. You get an A. Now shake off the cobwebs and get ready for a new semester of assignments.
Here's your next assignment:
A.
Why would you do this?B.
C.
Why or why not? Don't call Maury, answer in the comment box below.Make sure you answer two questions clearly and concisely. Answering all three questions gets you extra credit. Also make sure you answer my extra questions underneath the photos.
Now get to work.
A. I would become a porn mogul because porn is the ultimate indicator if our economy is floundering.
B. 4 Tires P215/65R17 I will win the zombie apocalypse
C. I'm always on the fence with this one. I would say "yes" if one partner has a higher sex drive than the other. I would say "no" because in a way it is cheating. I'd love to just watch the porn with my significant other but I'm sure that would be awkward.
Comments (24)
A. Gain awesome super powers!
B. Wine cooler!
C. I don't think that's a necessity.
A. I would attempt to fail. I like a challenge.
B. Maybe I didn't do this right. Fourth item down says "Working band needs solid drummer." I'm thinking this question should be about getting rid of zombies, not hiring one.
C. The Maury, the Mary-er. Gotta love pun porn.
a. I'd write a book and I'd be so famous no one could touch me(jk on the famous part, lol) Apparently, I am good at writing, just not good at finishing a book. So if I wouldn't fail, that means I would actually finish. Getting famous would just be the icing and sometimes Icing ain't all that good.
b. ....a printer. *derp*
A. Be a stockbroker!
B. Got lucky here, small decorative rocks!
C. Hell no! As long as they watch it together!
A. Hmm.. I'd try to fly or teleport.
B. 4-55 gal tubs of Ecolab Laundry Chemicals.
C. No... how else do you get new ideas?
a. dude. i can't even say. but what's the point of trying something you know you can't fail?
b. green plastic cups. bring it.
c. not necessarily.
A. Sew a mind-blowing fashion collection which would make me world-famous
B. Speakers with a sub woofer.
Not a good student.
Live in Hawaii.
I never buy anything on the Internet.
I never watch porn. I did as a teen, and it was very harmful to me. I have not looked at it in over 60 years. I know many disagree with me, but I believe it harms marriages.
Frank
a. write a novel, perhaps. but this changes on a daily basis.
b. 4 Red eared slider turtles
c. they should stop viewing the porn and start making their own collection. duh
A) to *attempt* to do anything you're sure that you're not going to fail at doesn't make sense
But really, because it is what it is I wouldn't do anything out of character. So, nothing.
C) no, because it is a personal matter.
Nice questions!
A. Fly. I would do this because deep down, I know that I am Superman; I just can't find the dang phone booth!
B. No "free" section (hey, we're thrifty down here.) Guess I'll just have to stick to my guns.
C. Reckon it's up to the couple. If it makes em happy, I'll not be the bedroom police.
A.) writing a book. Going into politics. Start online discussions again
C.) That can't be answered with yes or no, I think it depends on the feelings of the partner and the relationship itself. Wether it's 'ok' or not doesn't depend on wether you're in a relationship. I do believe what you see in the porn industry gives people a false
image of the human body (even though people get that without the porn
industry too), and that the industry is somewhat abusive (so it's maybe more
ethical to think about what exactly you watch) . people should pay attention to not getting an unrealistic image that destroys the fun in a relationship. However, I do not think it is technically wrong to watch something to arouse yourself.
Too lazy for b, sorry
the song spinnin said the singer had a midget in his raincoat... failure not an option - what about those love affairs? - wow talk about abiout all the worst lines!
-- moving boxes and packing papers woo - bring on the zombie appocalyse! those things burn super good for lazy fire making! choose for yourself - standard logic says if one gets aroused often they're healthy - but risk bopredom otherwise- the other side of the coin says such is horribly disrespectful of your pal...choose - my answer says dont get caught
A. I'd apply for a job as staff writer at Bass Player magazine.
B. Light fixtures.
C. Porn is cool, whether as a single or a couple.
A. Idk, I'd have to think about it for a while...
B. Idk, I'd have to think about it for a while...
(my brain is currently not working, teach... you're gonna grade on a curve.....right??)
A. Travel to other worlds via wormhole, to find the truth, cuz it's out there.
B. Hot Tub Get 'em drunk and let 'em boil?
C. Everybody looks at porn on the sly, so the question is moot.
1. Talk somebody I found attractive into bed with me.
Because I would never be able to do this in real life and i want some.
2. flannel graphs and stories? i don't even what is this...? It looks like some sheets with crayon drawings on them and some books with bible stories. I think I'll probably die.
3. I think it depends on the relationship. I'd rather my significant other was looking at porno than sexing up another person. Also, sometimes one person wants more sex than the other, so they have to have some other release. Also, sometimes maybe they might get good ideas from watching porn. But if they are not both okay with it and it is all secretive than that's not okay.
I haven't done one of these in a while. I am slacking off almost as much as I did in real school! Yay!
1. Get rid of all the corruption in our government.
2. Looks like I'm armed with "free stuff". I'm gonna be so prepared!
3. No way! If anything, they should be sharing all the good stuff with each other.
1. get rid of the country's debt and start fresh!
2. wooden pallets up to 20 feet long (like for stacking firewood) SWEET! I could make things with those!!
@randaness - wine cooler? That's awesome. If you can't use it to kill zombies then you can go out while drunk.
@TheSutraDude - well the zombies were a heck of a band
@BookographyReviews - I'd also like to do some writing. a printer? If it was a copy machine I suppose you could blind them with the flash from when it makes copies.
@crankycaregiver - watching together could help each partner learn new things so it would be like homework assignments. The rocks could be used with a slingshot and that could be destructive
@Thatslifekid - you'd definitely need to fly if you used all those chemicals against the zombies. The fumes and if they are lit on fire it would be devastating.
@promisesunshine - you could always try putting those green plastic cups to good use
@Marica0701 - the fashion line idea sounds very cool. Maybe if you got strong enough subwoofers the bass would make the zombies disintegrate.
@ANVRSADDAY - I can see where it would harm marriages in that people would expect their partners to look and perform as good as people in the movies.
@AncoraImparo - writing would be so awesome, I figure it would help clear my mind. I think that's the best decision regarding porn in a relationship as long as the tapes never see the light of day.
@nov_way - ok ok, I'll have to find a reworded version of that question, glad you enjoyed the questions
@Kellsbella - wow that's hard to believe there's nothing free there. I know I used an ad when I wanted to get rid of some lamps but then I don't know if I got someone on craigslist to take them because I set them on the library steps and said the lamps were in front of the library. i'm sure someone came and took them before my ad was even posted. You know, now that I think of it, I haven't seen a phone booth in a LONG time outside of my area because they are popular with the amish.
@under_the_carpet - I like your answer for C. It can be either or and it's all up to both partners.
@starmanjones - if your midget in a raincoat is like Peter Dinklage then you'll win the zombie apocalypse
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - yeah I'd love to do more serious writing or at least try to write professionally.
@Peridot21 - I suppose I could but isn't grading on the curve tantamount to communism?
@theKisSilent - I'd hate to see where that hot tub has been or what sorts of things are growing in it.
@leaflesstree - that is a good goal, I think I may have to go back and change mine but I would just change it to "someone with a pulse"
@Lithium98 - or at least filming their own
@raspberryjade - you could definitely make some good defenses.
1) fly. or make money in crazy ways. or pick up chicks until I find "the one"
2) if we go by the date this was posted, the 7th, then it's "free moving boxes" but if we go by today, the 14th, then it is "card boards." I'm doomed.
3) yes. in a proper committed relationship one should only have eyes for their significant other.
a) the world to be rid of virtually all lawyers & liars (a lot are wiped in one fell swoop... your answer is a fine one too... i think you could start an amish calendar themed... )
b) something about rear projection i'm not really sure 'cause i've already moved to c)
c) does c) stand for complicated... yes and alone and with, together and it's a discussion betweenst the parties...
1. Be a Teacher.
2. Not into Zombie stuff3. If they both watch together, then I don't find anything wrong.
a) Get superpowers b) Ralph Lauren Cotton Pants???? (funny because I've been wanting a pair of Calvin Klein cotton pants! Coincidence?) c) It's been said that watching pornography is healthy for a marital relationship by psychologists. It's weather you do immoral things or become addicted to it that is the problem. They also bring in alot of money to the economy and donate money to charitable organizations. (I heard that if we legalized weed and taxed it, we could decrease our deficit by 1/3 on that revenue alone. Interesting concept.)