January 21, 2013
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Homework Assignment 1/14
I read your last assignment and once again enjoyed all your answers. It truly is amazing what people are giving away on Craigslist. It's also amazing what Maury asks his viewers. @peridot21 asked if I was grading on the curve. I don't know if I should because to me that's communism but I suppose this one time I could so...everyone gets an A-.
Here's your next assignment:
Make sure you answer two questions clearly and concisely. Answering all three questions gets you extra credit.
Now get to work.
A. Youth, Roe, Love well I hope that I could feel young again and fall in love but I'm not too sure about fish eggs.
B. I think I'd like to hang with Joe Biden because this newspaper called The Onion really talks about him and none of the other news outlets report the stuff The Onion says he does. I don't remember him drinking beer during the vice presidential debate but if they reported it then it must've happened. I also would've loved to have seen him jump the motorcycle over the Vietnam memorial. I'd probably also like to help him wash his Trans-Am in the White House driveway.
C. I think there's a fine line between what you share. Like if I told you I had a great day today because I had some extra relaxation that would be fine but if I said I had a great day today because I had an erection and this was odd because one of my medicines I've been taking has caused me to become Mr. Softee and I decided not to waste it and my orgasm was so intense from my furious masturbation session that I feel asleep before I could clean up that might be considered too much. However some might think that's just fine to share that information. It's almost on a case by case basis.



Comments (27)
A. Love, happiness, and friends. This shit better come true
B. My Xanga Crush... because he's my freaking crush and I'm a very lonely girl, duh
C. Hmm. I think so. ... this would be a good discussion question. TheoDan should copy this from you for his next post haha.
And FIRST! yippee!
1) freedom, money, humour (if that spelling doesn't count then it was "love")
2) interesting question, and that merits more time and thought. but perhaps somebody on xanga or some author/celebrity. do dead people count?
3) probably. I raged about something very similar to this about 2.5 years ago.
A) You, One, Friend.
B) A person from New York, because it would be nice to actually get to meet him. Plus, it's N.Y!
C) I believe that if someone got to actually do that, then that means there's a good reason for it. So, no, just right.
Awesome questions! Thank you!
oooh I'm first! (or almost first depending on how long it takes me to write this lol) I found Love, Health, and Fun!! Awww I hope I get all of those this year!
I'd love to meet Gina Rinehardt and I definitely share too much online...so yes I think people do in general.
1) experience, humour, honesty. Hm, two of those three sound like they could be bad
2) Todd Akin... I would legitimately rape him and see if his body could shut the whole thing down
3) no. Well, unless you're facebook friends with a girl who posts about period-related things. Otherwise you don't know the meaning of TMI. If you are, I apologize on behalf of all womankind.
A. Xcu, Alo, Vey
B. americanalien
C. Nope. I mean, nobody on the internet knows that I take Viagra because I can't get it up. What?
Whew, an A- with the curve! Thanks, teach!
A. Love, Money and Lust... hmm I'm okay with the first two, for sure.... but that third one has gotten me in trouble before... oh, well
B. Derek Morgan, FBI. Because he's Derek Morgan, FBI.
C. Good gawd, yes, and you can't un-know that stuff... yuck!
1) Love, Success, Honest in 20 seconds flat! 2) You. You facinate me.
3) Yes. I have nightmares on a daily basis now from the stories (and pictures) people share on facebook. Interesting enough, no one shares the philosophical pictures that shows floods, famine, or the homeless. It's all, "hey, I'm taking a picture of myself in the mirror and there's a turd floating in the toilet, but I'm too dumb to notice that in the picture because it's all about me!!!" Is that an accurate description? I see it with teenagers all the time on facebook as I prowl to make sure my daughters aren't friends with psychos. My favorite teenage screw up this week was a kid who skipped school at 10am to hang out with an irresponsible friend all weekend. The parents called him in missing and it went on the news and my daughter was all sorts of upset about him being missing. He didn't tell his parents where he was going. I think he's in trouble actually. 
A. Love, Beauty and Happiness. well that's a sweet gig.
B. Hmm...I want to meet Joss Whedon and pitch a tv show idea to him and get him to back me up the way Judd Apatow backs up Lena Dunham, who's actually kinda gross and I heard her tv show isn't that great.
C. Yes. Oh my God yes. I'm pretty sure I'm guilty of this myself. like incredibly so, but what can you do? probably not talk so much, eh?
1. Love, awk, and health.
2. Some rich and single person looking for a mate.
3. Sometimes. It depends on the person, and how you quantify personal info. I don't share my name or address on Xanga, or my phone number or anything like that but I do share a lot of personal feelings, whims, fantasies, etc and most of that I don't talk about much in real life. So am I sharing too much online? I don't think so, but maybe I am.
I'm not doing A, because the "U" and the bad construction of the phrase irked me. ::grin::
B) Tarja Turunen. Tori Amos would be a very close second.
C) Yes.
1.) LOVE / HONESTY / INTELLIGENCE
2.) do they have to be alive on the planet or can they be ummmmm dead?
2a). (the a stands for alive) Sam Elliott, just so I could hear him talk in person.
2d). (surely you know what the d stands for) Paul Newman, just so I could look in his blue eyes and ask him some race car questions.
3.) some do and some don't.
Do I get extra credit for a and d answers?
So love and intelligence are headed my way! Cool...but popular? We'll have to see! Enjoyed this post!
A. Happiness, intelligence, and experience.
B. You know, I have no idea. If I only get to meet one person, I can't really decide.
C. Many people certainly are. Perhaps most. Although I often don't associate or follow the people who are DEFINITELY sharing too much. I associate mostly with people in that gray area.
I'm getting receince. I thought if I looked at it long enough I'd turn into patience but no luck. Honesty and friend came up too.
And yes at times I'd say so as far as online sharing. I know I've said some things that should stay off the Internet but oh we'll.
A. beauty, fun, and money! I was kind of hoping for love.
C. I don't think so. What people share is up to them and if others think its too much then they don't have to look!
A. "IT" — I'm excited because I've wanted to meet an extraterrestrial and I remember the movie "IT Came From Outer Space". Or maybe it will be Cousin IT. Either is fine with me.
"ACFREE" — Freedom from acne at last!
"WINTELLIGENCE" — There is no shortage of intelligent people in the world who nonetheless end up losers. I'll be happy to be someone of wintelligence.
B. See the first word I saw in A.
C. I don't know but for a long time I've called it "The a little bit too much information age".
LOVE GOT HONESTY
Amanda Palmer - I don't know why. Maybe I don't want to meet anyone specifically.
I don't know if people are sharing too much but they are definitely sharing a lot more to strangers and the world might come together better in the future in regards to war and crime so I think it's a good thing. The information age (cept all the information is personal lol).
A. Youth, Money,Intelligence. I think I am pretty intelligent, I think being the operative word here. Money..ha. Youth? Can't turn back the clock. Oh well. Lol.
B.Even if I could, I'd probably be too shy to actually talk to the person, lol. So I've quit answering these ones.
C. Yes. There are just things that no one should ever know about a person. Yikes.
@Marica0701 - I hope that does happen to you and maybe with your Xanga crush, the lucky guy. As soon as people started using Skype for sex...yeah too much.
@stephened - I'm not quite sure why Americans have taken to using the -our spelling for words but I'll allow it.
@nov_way - glad you liked the questions. I would like to go to New York some day just as long as I didn't have to drive. I'm used to driving around here in a rural area and I don't think I'd manage out there.
@isitreal_no - good luck obtaining those things and meeting your person. It would be awesome if that happened to someone who answered that question.
@carolinavenger - I think if you were to post a video of you legitimately raping Akin that might be sharing too much
@Rob_of_the_Sky - oh man if you got all those words then you could really help americanalien write some new songs because we need more americanalien songs
@Peridot21 - how did I figure you'd want to meet him? Oh yeah, you're crush post. Yeah lust always seems to get me in trouble. I think the last time I thought I was in like with someone it was more lust...sigh...it's really hard sometimes to deal with that.
@hesacontradiction - wow, thanks for that compliment. Maybe I should be on Barbara Walter's most fascinating people of 2013. I'd have to hold my cats during the interview and I don't think they'd be able to handle it with the strangers in the house.
@TheSecretLifeOfPandas - I hope you get those this year, I had to look up Lena Dunham. I've heard people say that show Girls is pretty good but I haven't seen it because I don't get HBO. I've tried to share aspects of my life here but people never seem interested so I stopped. I think the most trying thing was originally posting about losing my fiance.
@leaflesstree - well since you got "love" then hopefully you'll find a rich person to shower you with love and wealth and whatever else people in love shower each other with. It's been so long that I've forgot. I think it involves pudding or Gatorade. The last time I shared my phone number online it ended poorly so I don't.
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - yeah that was a poorly worded question but I do like those things because it's interesting to see what the mind is looking for. Tori Amos would be fun to meet but I'd be worried to meet her since I'm a perv. I'd probably have to be in a straight jacket.
@mlbncsga - Sam Elliot would be awesome to meet. I am not much of a fan but there are a few movies he's in that I love like The Big Lebowski. OK you get extra credit
@crankycaregiver - good luck, glad you enjoyed.
@randaness - maybe that question is too limiting because there would be a lot of people I'd like to meet, some for good and some for bad and some for nasty.
@LadyofWaters - I think there is a line between sharing too much and just right and it varies from person to person. What I think is too much someone else might think is just fine.
@raspberryjade - well if you have money you can buy love or at least that's what they tell me when I think about going to Las Vegas.
@TheSutraDude - Cousin It would be awesome to have around the house but the way things have been here he wouldn't like it because of all the static electricity.
I think there's a line somewhere in between too much and just right and it all depends on what people share.
@ohellino - I'd love for Palmer to whip out her ukelele and serenade me with Radiohead songs. That's an interesting thought on the information age.
@BookographyReviews - Good luck with those words and also talking to those people you want to meet.
a. love, time, intelligence
b. Xanga Crush. I feel like I'll be in butterflies heaven the whole time she's there.
c. Naahhhhhhh
@godfatherofgreenbay - did I really say "humour?" damn it. I may not have seen humor then. fuck my ass balls life.
A. love, beauty, and lust. synonymous, right? wait, is this supposed to tell me something about myself? Like I'm vain and horny?
B. Pass. Or I will choose a celebrity. Um, pass.
C. Hell no! If you need to hide it, don't do it!
Does anybody really read anyone else's answers? Should I worry?
I don't mind reading about your failure to clean up your fish eggs. How else can we let women know we're full of sperm?
A
love, happiness and intelligence...
are there any bad words in that square?
B
Dunno.
C
Generally speaking: no.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Cat Man!!!
Your new superhero name!