February 7, 2013
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Porn Parodies NSFW
I have decided to forgo the Power Rankings this week and do a post I've been saying I wanted to do for quite a while. There is always something so creepy and funny about pornographic parody movies. I remember sitting in the high school cafeteria with friends coming up with porno parody titles. At one point I did a lot of these posts and they got a lot of views and recently I got a lot of attention from Reddit thanks to those posts. Well I guess I like attention so here are some more parodies.
NSFW and NSFLYou've been warned.
One of the worst trends of porn...sigh, I can't believe I wrote that phrase...has been in recent years that studios are doing much like Hollywood studios do in just making movies based on TV shows. A lot of these pornographic titles are simply called "This isn't _____" or "______ XXX Parody". Well here's the one for Seinfeld. I really don't want to know why they are showing their fists.
At first I thought the guy in the blue vest was the same guy who replaced Eric in the actual That 70s Show.
I was sort of shocked to see this one. It looks like it could be one of the weirdest movies ever.
That's sort of lazy writing. I mean who hasn't thought that when they hear "The Big Bang Theory"?
Those are working conditions I think most of us would enjoy.
I was sort of wondering if this one they discussed sexual myths like how if you measure the length of your thumb and multiply it by two then that's the length of your penis or if you take your shoe size and divided by two and then add one it gives you the length of your penis. Anyway...I'm in need of a girlfriend.
Well I take that back. I suppose having a case of lust in space is better than being lost in space.
To some that is a nightmare and to others that is a dream come true.
I often wonder what The Bard thinks of having his work given the porno treatment. Part of me thinks he'd like it and then the other part of me thinks he'd start writing his own porn versions of plays.
OK this parody isn't a parody of a movie or TV show. It's a parody of a guy's life circling down the toilet. I've often thought that it was only a matter of time before one of the porn stars Sheen was with released a video of their escapades.
So a parody of a video game? I wonder if this is a first person shooter.
No...just no...no...no...no
And one for the ladies...I wonder if this is about fixing up and cleaning an apartment.I hope you enjoyed and weren't repulsed and didn't unfriend me.
Comments (42)
Unfriend you? Never. And I think you would have to go to rather extraordinary lengths to repulse me.
Ha. I love this. Have you seen snow white and the seven drawfs? Most awkward porn ever.
Milfbusters cracked me up! I once came across the parody for Adam West's Batman through a misspelling in a Google search and it was actually pretty funny. The porn was great, but they really revved up the campiness of the old show and porn itself.
I love what they've done with Shakespeare.
i think that sheen is probably safe... i'm guessing he has no desire for any vids to be 'released' - if you think about his age, alcohol and other drugs he's consumed - well i'm guessing a significant amount of time is spent just trying to dial it 'up'... you didn't tell us which was your favorite? btw - happy birthday... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QZLXnJ_umk
ahaha Call to Booty... as if guys didn't like that enough already
Hahaha, these were awesome parodies. But I wouldn't watch any of these.
"Shaving Ryan's Privates" ... MadTV did this parody.
Yeah the first ones you posted are lame. They didn't even try to use a little imagination. The others are pretty funny. I can think of a few possibles based on old TV westerns. Here's one:
A film about handjobs in the old west — Gunstroke
"F Troop" — Let's face it. That title was made with a parody in mind.
@we_deny_everything - Ha ha! That's hilarious.
Drill Bill is no parody! It's quality film making!
Drill Bill hahahahahahah eww I can't imagine any of the tv parodies would be good to watch, Just too wierd! Especially American Dad I almost want to watch it to see hahaha
Call of Booty. That does sound like a whorefare. Whorefare is going to be my new word.
I think if Shakespeare was around he totally would have written porn and romance novels and erotica. But possibly with bigger words than today's books, so they wouldn't have sold many copies.
I don't get porn parodies... it doesn't seem like humor and boning should mix... but I'm not really their target demo, so what do I know?
Shakespeare did write porn; he was as naughty as are you. I see I shall now have to come up to WI and be your girlfriend. Oh, wait! No can do. Alas; I am betrothed.... You must come to FL. I'm very fond of playing Yenta....
Whorefare. Awesome. I am going to have to find a way to use this word everyday.
I had to google porn parodies and I found a nice selection. Instead of Naked Gun they had the Naked bun.
William Shakespear's the Taming of the shrew doesn't need much changing into going into the Taming of the Screw.
Another classic instead of Looking for Mr. Goodbar they had Looking for Mr. GoodSex.
Looks like another racial classic, White men can't Jump was changed to White men can't Hump.
@silveranstavern - true story...someone unfriended me today.
@UndyingNova - I think I've seen that floating around tumblr. I've also seen a couple of gifs from an animated version. That was rather creepy.
@Lithium98 - was that in English? Back in the 70s there was a huge porn movement in Italy where they parodied American superheroes. Some of those movies are classics.
@PlatotheSmurf - I'm surprised there isn't one of Romeo and Juliet
@xplorrn - it ain't my birthday...I thought it was yours.
@Peridot21 - I got a few games at Christmas and one was an older Call of Duty game. It's a WWII one and that has been the only one of played. It's so addicting.
@Marica0701 - I think the first porno I ever saw...gasp...yes I've seen one...was called Zane's World and was an awful parody of Wayne's World. I also saw an Avengers one. It wasn't as bad as it sounds but that was because of other factors...god I'm so alone
@we_deny_everything - I've actually heard that there are a few versions of that. One is lesbian and one is gay.
@TheSutraDude - Yeah they really aren't that original but people buy them because of all the fantasies surrounding the characters. There are a few Scooby Doo movies out and they are rather popular.
A Cock and Lips Now
Das Booty
All Quiet on the Western Cunt
Assablanca
The T&A Team
The Blown Ranger(to break the war theme and go to the westerns)
@BoulderChristina - didn't you love the part where he made the bookshelf?
@Kellsbella - so you're a yenta....do I sing "matchmaker, matchmaker make me a match" and would our movie be called "A Fiddlin' on the Roof"?
@isitreal_no - no, you should really avoid that American Dad movie...trust me.
@anonymiaous - I picture whorefare to be when a guy pulls up to a street corner looking for a date and two streetwalkers fight over him and his money.
@leaflesstree - yeah...sadly 50 Shades of Grey would outsell Shakespeare
@carolinavenger - I don't get why they even have story lines
@Erika_Steele - I can't think of a way to use it organically other than to describe when prostitutes fight over my business.
@PPhilip - there are so many good parodies out there. I found three of my old posts...here...here...here.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Ha ha. The Blown Ranger and A Cock and Lips now are especially funny.
Sperminator 3: Rise of the ______
@godfatherofgreenbay - nope... not yet... few months...
[ I wonder if this is a first person shooter.]
BAM!! Good stuff.
@godfatherofgreenbay - It was in English and it was pretty recent too. You could tell because it was filmed in HD.
So basically if you don't watch it when ordering movies online you might end up with something you weren't expecting lol
@godfatherofgreenbay - No. Our movie would be, "If I had a bitch man." And yes, I can make your dreams come true. Um, do you speak southern?
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