One #caturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
I met a girl there

And she almost knocked me dead
Punk rock girl please look at me

Punk rock girl what do you see?
Let's travel round the world

Just you and me punk rock girl
I tapped her on the shoulder

And said do you have a beau?
She looked at me and smiled

And said she did not know
Punk rock girl give me a chance

Punk rock girl let's go slamdance
We'll dress like Minnie Pearl

Just you and me punk rock girl
We went to the Phillie Pizza Company

And ordered some hot tea
The waitress said "Well no

We only have it iced"
So we jumped up on the table

And shouted "anarchy"
And someone played a Beach Boys song

On the jukebox
It was "California Dreamin'"

So we started screamin'
"On such a winter's day"

She took me to her parents
For a Sunday meal

Her father took one look at me
And he began to squeal

Punk rock girl it makes no sense
Punk rock girl your dad is the Vice President

Rich as the Duke of Earl
Yeah you're for me punk rock girl

We went to a shopping mall
And laughed at all the shoppers

And security guards trailed us
To a record shop

We asked for Mojo Nixon
They said "He don't work here"

We said "If you don't got Mojo Nixon
Then your store could use some fixin'"

We got into a car
Away we started rollin'

I said "How much you pay for this?"
She said "Nothing man, it's stolen"

Punk rock girl you look so wild
Punk rock girl let's have a child

We'll name her Minnie Pearl
Just you and me

Eating fudge banana swirl
Just you and me

We'll travel round the world
Just you and me punk rock girl