August 20, 2013
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Movie Names That Sound Like You're Taking a Poop
These are movie names that could describe what it's like when you take a poop
1. Twister
2. Operation Dumbo Drop
3. Remains of the Day
4. Children of the Corn
5. The Blob
6. Grease
7. Titanic
8. The Rock
9. Clear and Present Danger
10. Tremors
11. Splash
12. Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
13. The Fast and the Furious
14. Little Giants
15. Run Silent Run Deep
16. Crimson Tide
17. Back Draft
18. What Lies Beneath
19. Major Payne
20. Deep Impact
21. The Great Escape
22. The Right Stuff
23. The Never Ending Story
24. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
25. Misery
26. Blazing Saddles
27. Stuck on You
28. Big Trouble in Little China
29. The Natural
30. Every Which Way but Loose
31. A Star is Born
32. The Accidental Tourist
33. Blast from the Past
34. Exit Wounds
35. Waiting to Exhale
36. Legends of the Fall
37. Strange Brew
38. Stand and Deliver
39. Something Wicked This Way Comes
40. True Grit
41. Extreme Measures
42. No Way Out
43. Down to You
44. The Unsinkable Molly Brown
45. Scent of a Woman
46. The Big Red One
47. Something's Gotta Give
48. Hope Floats
49. Born Free
50. The Big Squeeze
Grapefruit are such a turn-on
The Vikings' Super Bowl wins are just like 7-Up...Never Have, Never Will
#6 - Most "Stupid Quotes" of any Congress, ever
#5 - Redefined "Obstructionism"
#4 - Made the phrase "Batshit crazy" mainstream
#3 - Drew a paycheck
#2 - Attempted to repeal one law, FORTY times, unsuccessfully
#1 Got the most hemorrhoids from sitting on their collective asses
Doctor Who is awesome
If I want to go to jail, this will be my Halloween costume.
Well it's not a family if that is for a member of the British royal family....the lot of inbreeds.
Yeah, you'd need a bottle of Jack that big to get past the fact that you're boning a relative.
Why isn't this a show?
Just like T-Rex, Guy Fieri can only see movement. Don't take a bite of those fries or he'll be in there and frost your tips and then make you eat spicy dessert pizza.
XANGA!Have a wonderful time!
Comments (18)
Ha! Those movie titles are funny! One time I ate some blue Almond Joy pieces and my next poop was green! So, how about The Green Mile!? I love pink grapefruit! That Peter Pan costume would be great for Halloween! HA on the Guy F. photo and comments! Eek! HUGS!!!
I am not giving you eProps on this one. I appear. Then I'm history.
Here's all of the legislation that the 113th Congress passed:
ROFL, I don't think I will ever be able to think of those movies in the same way ever again.
captain's log, supplemental: treasure of the sierra madre.
Haha! There will come a day when Universal Pictures regrets the day they rejected my film project...Jurassic Fart.
@adamswomanback - hahaha...that happens so much when you eat artificial chocolate like Oreo's. It's so weird. So The Green Mile would work.I need to eat more grapefruit.It would be strange if Captain Hook was somehow involved in that costume but you couldn't see him.
@we_deny_everything - you suck
@Super_Rob_of_the_Sky - yep, that's pretty true
@firetyger - I haven't seen all of these so when I think of seeing them sometime I'll probably think of poop which a lot of them probably are.
@Aloysius_son - thank you
@complicatedlight - Days of Thunder, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Free Willy, A River Runs Through It.
@TheSutraDude - I hope it was a project for Howard Stern as Fartman
@godfatherofgreenbay - Yah! Ha! I think Peter should replace the pan over his peter with a Captain Hook hook!
@godfatherofgreenbay - dude. your brain....
Haha, love the Peter Pan costume!And I want that shirt. Maybe Xanga could have fundraised by selling those shirts.
I don't LOL much, but lol.