September 6, 2013

  • The Spaghetti Incident

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    Your pasta story is not as good as mine because mine involves a bowl of spaghetti that gets possessed by the spirit of Babe Ruth and becomes the new home run king. And then there's a fusili sculpture of Jerry Seinfeld that gets sat on by George Costanza's dad and then I eat a bowl of penne and it reminds me of my childhood and it causes me to write a story that over the course of 1500 pages becomes apparent it's not about my childhood but about the tragic passing of time and I called the book "Remembrance of Things Pasta". But then Lee Marvin orders a bowl of linguini and I had to bring it to him and he accuses me of bring him spaghetti. He knocks the bowl to the floor and overturns the table. As he storms out of the restaurant he knocks over tables and throws chairs on the wall and slaps other patrons on the back of the head. One such patron was named William Rose who turned his experience into an album title.

    But that is so outlandish that it's im-pasta-ble.

Comments (9)

  • This sounds like a dream you would have after eating at Olive Garden and watching The Dirty Dozen.

    • never gorge yourself on pasta before watching a movie about Babe Ruth and a movie with Lee Marvin.

  • HA! I was gonna' say what "whyzat" said!!!

    I once ate tacos and watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre...You don't wanna' know about the dream I had that night! :-O

    HUGS!!! and "impastable" made me snort! :-D

    • I could never dream about the Olive Garden or even go there because certain family members would fit me for cement shoes if I so much as thought about that place.

  • feelin pasta fazool moment trying to occur ala dean martin... that's amore

    • no, that only happens when you get pizza in your eye

  • Passing on some important information:
    Name Link not Working?

    If you notice that names in comments are no longer clickable and the avatars lead to a ‘not found’ page, do this: Top right, of your screen where your cute lil avatar is, chose Edit Profile. Scroll through and look for the space next to Website. Add in your xanga address (eg. http://myname.xanga.com) and this make it so that your name becomes a clickable link. It still does not work with your avatar image however.

    Try this! It worked for me!
    HUGS!!! :-)

  • But your "Name" is now in blue letters and I can click on it!

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