Well once again...blah blah blah...Xanga is starting to become not fun because they aren't making this site interactive fast enough. I feel bad for people who paid for this.
MEW
A smile
Potato, cheese, and garlic pirogi
Golden Corral…they thaw their frozen food by spraying hot water on it, not that it is wrong but they have to food placed on the floor.
beer
does it count if I didn’t hug back but they just came up to me and said I looked like I needed a hug and I grumbled?
nope
sure
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough and doggone it, people like me. I may also throw in that I can sing and I am strong
I was at a church picnic or a Chinese place
It’s either Jesus or Evan Williams
12:23AM
kids shouting at the bus stop across from my house
can I say both since I am a fan of both
yes
Italian
St. Swithun’s Day
Who doesn’t
not really unless they smell
I always get the feeling that they are actually insults geared toward the wearer of the tattoo but if I get a tattoo it will be a Chinese symbol for the word "barbwire"
only if her husband agrees...and this was posted 4 years ago
I’m not that special or lovable
Once again, Jesus or Evan Williams
Only for sexy times purposes
No and for a whole summer I worked next to a bungee jump business
No
not that I am aware of but when people hit on me it usually goes over my head because it happens so rarely
2 cats
yeah, he had a bad case of sunburn
sunny and somewhat warm
syndicated 2 and a Half Men
Tonight You Belong to Me sung by Steve Martin and Bernadette Peters
Gallipoli, I think it was Mel Gibson’s first movie. He gets naked and you see his bare-ass but that is not why I watched
No, I fear hurting my eye with them
Library
Birds, dogs, heights, dying alone
at one point it was up to 7
I have thought about the nipples but I have an inny and I don’t know if I want doorknockers
Women are embarrassed by me
the last thing I ordered from a Starbucks was a bottle of their cinnamon syrup
I’m not reading, I’m filling out a survey. OK but I regularily read ESPN: The Magazine and Maxim
repeatedly
sure
at the moment I am really digging old shows like Rome and Freaks and Geeks oh and The Shield and Sons of Anarchy and of course Big Brother
Never played it even though I had a free account because I bought a South Park DVD
yes
Chris Farley, Jon Candy, William Howard Taft
Megan Fox with a ball gag in her mouth and in a prison cell for life
so difficult…Pulp Fiction or Clerks
no
I once got caught cheating on a test, I hadn’t received my copy and a classmate asked me a question and I gave him the answer. I had five points taken off my test and I still got an A+
I must admit I love the smell of napalm in the morning and gasoline and freshly baked bread
I mostly eat plain because it is healthier than the other two options
no but it sounds fun
I did a few ride alongs with a police department
an aunt passed away earlier this summer
Our Lady Peace…Nickelback is the worst band and quite possible the most overrated in the history of rock
Now that I answered the Nickelback question, they relly bug me, I am also irritated by people talking to themselves out loud
as a performer he was OK but I detest him as a human being
Taco Bell
Ah…I have always loved this stuff called Happy by Clinique
toss up between the Red Sox and the Brewers
when I was a strange pre-teen I found an add for a phone sex number in one of my dad’s magazines…it was something like 1-900-WET-FART. It was a let down.
Depends on the person, sometimes the nose rings look like boogers
5 days, I started seeing things
years ago, in college for PE, I bowled an 11
people think I am strange because I like to sleep on the floor
a Christian life insurance company
today
a bottle of Peach Schnapps
If you want to know more, ask.
And now for the more personal touch in a style of Jeopardy.
This measures 13 inches. What is my forearm? (What did you think it was, perv)
This is 10 inches in circumference. What is my wrist? (It’s hard to find watches)
This is 12 inches. What is my fist? (and I wear a size 15 ring)
This is 22 inches. What are my biceps? (I feel bad that I have yet to achieve Hulk Hogan’s 24 inch pythons)
This is 26 inches. What are my calf muscles? (Yes, I am a power lifter. I was once able to do 1000lbs on a hip sled and could squat 600+lbs. I maxed out on a bench press at 425lbs but now I am down to 300lbs)
And now what you all are anxiously waiting for
This is a nude pic. Yes, that’s right picture. When I was student teaching, my supervisor chewed me out for not using proper English terms for photographs and pictures.
I said the above was a picture. He said no that it was a photograph. Photographs are living people and real things. Pictures contain no “real” objects. He was quite anal about this and ranted for a good half hour. So I don’t feel so bad sharing a nude picture of myself
Yes, it’s a disturbing picture but to borrow a line from the Blood Hound Gang “I’m hung like planet Pluto, hard to see with the naked eye.”
Well I hope you have enjoyed this little look into my madness.
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