-I am currently naked.

-Most of the time I emulate Donald Duck around the house.  I wear shirts but no pants.

-I really am beginning to dislike the new Xanga.  I think Coke 2 had a better plan than Xanga 2.

-As of today since Xanga 2 has started, I have received 2000 spam messages.

-If I’m being followed by a car on a country road, I sometimes pretend they are secret agents and I have to lose them.  If I am not pretending that, I am pretending that giant chainsaws are extending from both sides of my car and I cut down everything.  I also wave at everyone on the road when driving outside of the town.

-When I interact with a girl, I try to make her feel that I’m not interested but 9 times out of 10, I am.

-I drink Dixie Cups full of water like they are shots.

-Before I enter my car I look in the back seat to make sure no one is there.

- Before I enter my house I look around to make sure there isn’t anyone around.

-I refuse to sit in a restaurant with my back to an entrance.

-I watched The Princess Bride once and I hated it.

-When I go to Walmart or any place that has automatic doors, I pretend that I have telekinesis and I am opening the doors with my brain.

-I still eat snow especially when hunting because it cools me down and makes my breath disappear.

-I hate broccoli.

-I didn’t go to my prom because my school didn’t have prom.  My sophomore year was the first year they had dances and the freshmen year was the first year they allowed students to wear blue jeans.

-I look behind the shower curtain whenever I go to the bathroom because I fear someone may be hiding in there that either wants to harm me or take my photo while urinating.

-Whenever I go to a public restroom, I go into a stall so I can look for graffiti.

-Whenever I walk uphill, I fart so I have extra propulsion.

-When I am showering I move my arm so that the water will run down to my fingertips making me an aquatic Wolverine.

-I cling to the hope that one day I will meet a nice woman and get married and be happy.  I am losing hope but you could restore my hope.

-I have always wanted to do a post like this mostly because of the song.