-I was the ghost writer for DMX's "Party Up in Here"
-I wrote an entire season of "My Name is Earl" but because of the writer's strike my episodes weren't picked up and the show was canceled.
-70% of the internet is occupied by hypocrites
-When two extremely possessive people fall in love with each other , telecommunication companies make an abnormal amount of money.
-There's a Coldplay song for every single emotion you can feel except a kick in the balls
-Kangaroos have 142 words for "boing"
-The second world war started when Winston Churchhill refused to follow Hitler on Xanga 2.0
-Former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher helped invent soft-serve ice cream.
-To the Vikings, it was considered rude to kill someone wearing green.
-Putting a stick of margarine in a diesel engine will increase mileage by approximately 10%.
-Osama Bin-Laden had a lifetime subscription to Mad magazine.
-In Norway, pickled herring is a separate food group.
-Albert Einstein was an avid bodybuilder.
-If the Earth was put on a scale, scientists would be puzzled by the presence of that scale.
-After extensive study of the Shroud of Turin, it has now been theorized that Jesus had muttonchops.
-The most downloaded song on iTunes in 2007 was "Afternoon Delight" by the Starland Vocal Band.
-After he was President, Harry S. Truman briefly coached the Boston Celtics.
-Queen Elizabeth has seen the movie "Spaceballs" at least twelve times. She used to screen the movie for foreign dignitaries.
-Isaac Newton invented the game Hopscotch.
-Although Thursday is historically thought of as being named after the god Thor, it was actually named for his brother Thur.
-Xanga 2.0 is dead.
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