March 25, 2010
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Hey, Xanga, Guess What?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE'SSSS JOHNNY! (Wait my name isn't Johnny but maybe you'll get the drift.)So after what seems like years away from Xanga, I finally got my new computer last night. I was elated. Of course now I figure my reading will dwindle but I will be reading Xanga. Yes, I am such a dork. I tabulated that I am currently averaging a book a day. What is that? Well back to the computer. I get it all hooked up and I am sitting at my desk and I am all stoked to be back in the land of backstabbers and name callers and ignorance that I must have been beaming so brightly that I was visible from space. Then it occured to me that my computer must be a female. Yes, this is going to be sexist. The computer is female because I can't for the life of me figure out how to turn it on. I focused all my attention on the button but that did nothing. I pressed and pressed but nothing happened. It showed no interest in opening up for me. Now I am back at the library and I have to figure out when I can get the guy over to my house to help me get the thing running. It won't be until after the weekend because I am going to be on the road. I am paying a visit to Illinois because my aunt who passed away had a lot of items that her family didn't want to take with them to Texas so another aunt asked me to come down with my Blazer so I can haul. So I am back but I am not back....damn.
I had other funny things to say but there are little semi-Amish kids running around the joint screaming.
Comments (39)
Ha ha Nice to see you back!
You're back just in time to see all of ths scrapping! Obama's health care bill going through has ruffled a few feathers as you may imagine.
Damned women computers. They use "her" as the word to describe ships and boats. I hope yours isn't something like the Titanic.
Awesome!!!
So.. I take it you got a PC? I think mine's a dude... its a mac and its generally good but sometimes it has a hard time gettin up
so glad to have you back. I missed your comments.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS glad to hear you are back.
Glad you got a new computer.
amish kids???????
YAY!!! Glad you got another computer and will hopefully be back to posting regularly. Sux that you have to have it serviced already, but at least you HAVE one! lol Hope your trip is safe. I look forward to hearing more from you soon. <3 Suz
Oh my god!!! You're back!!!! YAY!!!!!! Welcome back, buddy . . . you've been greatly missed!
Nice, welcome back!!
plug the damn thing in !!
dEWD!!!!!
Welcome back, dude.
well jeez, godfather, what in the world did you do to make the computer gods so darn maaaad at you??
Your computer is not your average female. The average one would certainly turn on if you push her at least 3 times. So, I think you got either a handicapped female or a goddess. Just for the record, the first one is really funny. No disrespect, though!
Welcome backkkkkkkkkkkk I missed you Matteo!
HA HA! Welcome back! Be sure to stroke the mouse a little bit, I hear "she" likes that.
@dikdoktor - I figured that people would explode about the health care. Take it from a guy who had one of those Cadillac insurances...this is something I need. In all my life I never had to pay a dime for any health expenditure and then I didn't have it. That is a huge loss.
@nattata - Yes, I really need to get back here to vent about my horrible weekend.
@dlmcniel - Yeah I hated having macs when I was teaching because they never seemed to get the stuff up on the screen when you wanted them to.
@faustuosa - Yes, I really need to take a couple of days and catch up on everyone's site. It won't be this weekend. I am planning another little trip to go view my first high school that has since turned into a prison.
@TheGiantSlayer - I was premature in my plans. I hear the easiest way to make God laugh is to tell him your plans. At least the guy who made my computer knows what is wrong so I should have it soon.
@ChainGangSoldier619 - Yeah...even if I had it for a few days and it wasn't functioning. It just felt nice to have something on my desk.
@TheSecretLifeOfPandas - Yeah they hang out at the library and look at books about cars and electricity. That is like porn for them.
@VioletMoonDancer7 - Yes, I am thankful for having one. I will have to tell the story of its production once I get it back.
@jacksoncroons - Oh that warms my heart. I will have to make my absense up to everyone.
@mZdejavuZ - thanks, I am glad to be quasi-back
@droptop11 - You know...everyone who I told about my computer has asked if I had it plugged in or if my power chord was turned on.
@UR_MUSE - YES
@curiousdwk - Thanks but it is a few days for I am truly back
@Peridot21 - One word: PORN
@windoftheforest - My misery makes for hilarity.
@CanadianConspiracy - Thanks, I have really missed this place.
@theladyofabundance - Well I won't get too disturbing but yes, moving around the mouse. I tried that; no luck.
@godfatherofgreenbay - EEK! =P
@Peridot21 - Well I was going to try to make a reference to The Godfather...just when I quit it tried to pull me back in but when I refused they destroyed all my computers.
@godfatherofgreenbay - roffle!
Books will ruin your brain, like candy or licking toads.