August 3, 2010
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Motivation
For the new people, this is where I try to be funny and inspirational. I have mind control over you and I am making you read this post.
Since it is Shark Week and I know a few of you who are fascinated with that programming, I'll give you a shark fact. Shark Fact: To deter a shark attack, punch it in the nose...or play Miley Cyrus' "Party in the USA".
Bill Clinton got his new son in law a box of cigars for a wedding gift...and Tide with stain-lifter.
LeBron James had an hour long show on ESPN in which he announced his intentions to play for the Miami Heat. The show was called "The Decision". Brett Favre has announced that he will have a 2 hour show on ESPN in which he will discuss his intentions for next season. The show will be called "The Indecision". Brett, please retire. If you don't, I'll head out to your hunting property and take a crap on your doorstep along with all the other Packer fans in town.
I want to get a Rubik's cube tattooed on my scrotum and tell women to solve me.
You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet, just like I have to break a few restraining orders to watch you make that omelet.
Your weekly dose of motivation:
I think tomorrow there is going to be an epic battle between me and cheese curds.
If money is the root of all evil then I am OK with evil.
Don't listen to what I say; listen to what I mean.
Have a great night Xanga.
Comments (28)
To Professor Toddles, all problems are simplistic and idiotic.
Slap a bitch:)
LOL I like the Beetlejuice one.
I see Sticky bought a new hat. Fuck, why didn't I think of that one!
Even in Romania the news were all mentioning the Clinton wedding. We got nothing better to do. Useless fools!
Nothing says "I love you" like a restraining order.
You know, tatoos require many piercings of needles to apply and Rubik's cubes require much twisting to solve. Are you into pain or something?
Cute bunny mobile by the way. I'll even share the azaleas with them they're so cute!
Stop. Mentioning. Cheese curds.
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Seriously, every time you do I develop an intense craving for them, and there are NO good places around here to get 'em.
LOL... Lady Gaga.
Btw... in Iban language gaga means happy.
Bill Clinton got his new son in law a box of cigars for a wedding gift...and Tide with stain-lifter.
you should tweet that. so i can re tweet it. cause thats really funny LOL
@I_Create -
That is true
@PeaceSearcher -
hahaha
@Shining_Garnet -
Yeah, it's strange to think how much Beetlejuice and the Joker look alike
@DickDoktorII -
Yeah I should have emailed you that one. I'm sure you now have plenty of new drawing material.
@windoftheforest -
Oh man...I can't believe they are covering it over there. There must not be a lot of things going on in your country.
@MidwesternShenanigansIN -
It's so true. I actually think there is a song with that title.
@Ampbreia -
No...just a joke because I am a little frustrated at the moment.
The rabbits in my yard aren't so cute. They have eaten all my blueberries and raspberries
@ithiliya -
Deep...fried...cheese curds...oh they are so good. And you can't go wrong dipping them in marinara or ranch sauce...hell dip them in both.
I know your pain. When I was in Minnesota, the only place you could get halfway decent fried curds was Culver's. But the actual squeaky cheese curds...no there was no where in Minnesota that had them. I went to the cheese store in town and debated over the garlic, jalapeno, or dill cheese curds.
@RestlessButterfly -
Wow...that's cool so maybe her name does make sense.
@darkarin88 -
I tweeted it just for you.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Yeah, kind of. She's such a gaga person.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Sticky is mad at me. In a post 2 days ago, he says I'm a drunk, I'm going to die soon. Funny, I haven't had more than 12 beers since Saturday, I'm back on my bench press, can probably bench as much as his wheelie chair weighs. Ok, I exaggerated but, I'm pushing 175 which is pretty good considering I was supposed to die, lost 60 pounds of muscle mass when I was in the coma. If he'd keep his mouth shut, people would only hate him for the way he looks. The sick little bastard still brings up that insulted him - months ago. ann accused him of plagarism once, dropped the whole thing after a day, said her piece, has never mentioned his name again. Here he is several months later digging around for anything to cause trouble. She took the high road, I'm not letting him off the hook that easy. I need to get the Blue Jays schedule. The next time they have a double header at home, I may take a trip, go down to "The Big Smoke" - hit the track at Woodbine, visit a few friends and other "people"
That can of fish assholes is hilarious. Damn, then the pic of the guys using a guy's head as a battering ram? The first Halloween I partied out in Calgary a bunch of us went to a pretty rough bar, the Bowness Hotel. Remember "The British Bulldogs, wrestling team? Davey Boy Smith and Dynamite Kid? Brett the Hitman Hart, "The Anvil" Jim Neidhart, big, Dave Schultz, Badnews Allen, a whole crew of wrestlers from Stamped Wrestling use to go to the bar Friday nights after they all fought at the Stamped Corral. I saw many, many rowdy guys get bounced out of the place in this way. Two bouncers, or whoever would grab a guy, use his noggin' to open up the doors - I bet they weighed over 200 lbs each too. (the doors) Believe me, you either learn to act accordingly in the bars out there or wind up going to the hospital, or jail. I was escorted out of the city of Red Deer once after I got into it with 3 guys in the parking lot. Surprisingly though, they never made me blow, just followed me to the city limits and told me not to come back. Justice in the old west. Ya' gotta' love it!
BTW - I know how to spell "Stampede" the damn "e" key is sticking on my keyboard. Have a good one!
@DickDoktorII -
Oh he'll probably be posting what he said about you and in for months if not years to come. I can't remember exactly when it was but one of my favorite Xangans and quite possibly one of the best writers in this place wrote a satirical entry about white people hating black people and the negative portrayal blacks get in the media. It all revolved around a news segment from Minneapolis where a Popeye's Chicken refused to honor coupons. The news station got the people with the lowest IQs to speak about why they were upset. Anyway Sticky thinks this is a racist attack on white people and he's a defender of my race because he's Chinese...wtf? Anyway, MrsMok has not been back to Xanga publicly since that kid messed with her and HE WON'T LET IT DIE. He brings that post up almost once a month if not more. I can't stomach him.
Here I thought I was weak when I only could do 300 on the bench...just kidding. I can understand what you are going through. I was laid up in the hospital a couple years ago with pneumonia and that sucked the life out of me. It took almost a full year to recover from that.
I never knew those fish assholes existed until I saw them at a wild game meat market. I ate alligator from that place but I refuse to eat fish assholes.
Oh man, I used to love the British Bulldogs but I never really got to see them in the Stampede. It was the WWF versions. Then Dynamite Kid had all his problems and Davey Boy came back all roided up. I think Davey Boy's son is wrestling and in the new Hart Foundation with Jim Neidhart's daughter.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Oh, CULVERS! I forgot about Culvers! The only place I could think of was A&W, and their curds are so small they're more batter than cheese. I must find a Culvers now
@ithiliya -
I really should be their spokesman since I get so many people to seek Culver's.
Hell ya' - I remember that chicken fiasco about a year ago or so - maybe longer. It was on the news here one day. Hell, I met the Bulldogs, they and Brett Hart were bad guys in what was once called "Foley's Army" - back in the late 70's, early 80's before they went to the WWF. I saw Bad News Allen come into the ring with a fork, rip half of Brett's scalp off once. After these matches, a guy would come out with a big squeegee - mop up the blood in the ring.
Another time, Neidhart came in with a 2 by 4 filled with nails and whacked the Hitman across the back. This was when Stampede wrestling was just local I think, only available on Alberta channels. Hell, Davey Bou only weighed about 170 when he first started out, in 2 years he was up to about 225 or 230 lbs. That had to be some of the best, craziest wrestling I've ever seen. It was nuts. Talk about putting on a show. I went down there one night with a guy I worked with, George Beasley. He was big - but dumb as a stump, wanted to get into the ring when he saw about 3 guys pounding on one of the Hart boys. We got kicked out, - it could have been worse. Two of the Hart boys use to be teachers, taught at a school in NE Calgary before they made it to the WWF.
My brother and I met them a few times, in their school duds which was pretty cool.
I'm just getting primed up, waiting to write and post my latest Sticky Toon. That little bastert needs a good fucking slap, I wish his Mommy would give him one. I guess she can't though. She's always busy chewing his food for him - like a fucking bird has to regurgitate into the baby's mouth. If Sticky was a man, he'd let his family off the hook, - give them a break. I wouldn't want to be a burden like he is, I'd do the right thing.
@DickDoktorII -
Oh and I jsut realized that I forgot to thank you in my recent post. Well, I got it posted again. Thanks for sending that.
I would have loved to see the Harts back when they were that young. I knew George "the Animal" Steele was a teacher and actually only wrestled during breaks. I didn't know the Harts were teachers. I am sick and twisted. I would have loved to train in Stu's dungeon.
Yeah, I don't know about that guy. Take away all the drama he causes, and the pity he seeks, and how he comes on too strong to women, he could be a halfway decent guy but no.
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