August 5, 2010
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Terrible Tattoo Thursday 8/5
Who’s ready for another batch of totally awesome tattoos? I am, that’s who.
You’re sick. That guy is a firefighter and he’s showing his love for his occupation. He has to tug the hoses to put out the fires…duh.
They should totally bid on this tattoo on The Price is Right. I’d wager $1. I think that would look better on a lady right above her holiest of holies.
Predators vs. Aliens: Battle for the Love Handles.
The funny thing about the Anderson Cooper tattoo is that it’s the closest he’s ever been to a girl’s cherry.
Never play for money with that guy no matter how bad he says he is at Monopoly. I wonder if Parker Brothers get copyright money for that tattoo.
This guy is quite popular with the ladies.
In honor of Prop 8 being overturned…
Wow! Those look nothing alike! Why is it that the tattoo baby appears to be Asian and the photo baby appears to be Caucasian? Oh the mysteries that abound in the world of tattoos!
You know wings that size will never be able to lift that guy for flight. Yeah I am a nerd for physics like that.
You know if you stare at the flower long enough it starts to look like a vagina. So my question is, since when did Georgia O’Keefe start doing tattoos?
Thank god they covered up one piece of crap tattoo with another piece of crap tattoo. Beautiful!
“So I would love to understand the thought process behind deciding to get your entire tongue tattooed black.” That’s what I wrote when I originally posted this photo on April 24th of 2008. Within a few days of posting, I started getting huge amounts of traffic from Myspace. It turns out that some how the guy in the photo tracked down his photo to my Xanga. I didn’t receive any backlash on Xanga but somehow I got some flack on his Myspace where he posted many of my tattoo entries. What really pissed him off was some one of the comments. “That tongue tattoo? Yecccch!” I wish I had saved his Myspace because he operates a tattoo and piercing parlor (go figure) in Iowa (go figure part deux). Anyway…mock away.Time to go drink some sangria in the park.
Comments (51)
Wow. That first tattoo….is just awful. What kind of artwork is that??? All these are bad. Oh, and the other day, I actually saw a chick with a barcode tattoo :/
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LOL wow, this is insane
I don’t care what that first tattoo is supposed to be. It is most definitely a penis.
The ‘tug life’ one is pretty bad lol
Bob Barker for the win!
I want a cunt puncher tattoo, now.
Predator vs. Alien ink . . . indeed! A fine tribute to a fine film . . . is my sarcasm showing? I always try to imagine these people when they’re in their 90s and their skin doesn’t fit anymore . . .
Those are classic! I love douchebaggy tats!
Man, these are even worse than the last ones! And the dude at the end, I’m speechless.
The one with the predator could have been interesting.
The one with Batman made me look twice. Gay fantasy!
Seeing these, my conviction not to have any tattoos is getting like cement.
ewwwwww that tongue is GROSS.
the batman and robin one is scandalous. kudos to that person. i like AC but i would NEVER get a tattoo of a celebrity, much less a news reporter. like seriously?
i so want a tattoo but now i’m scared that i’m going to make bad decisions. lol
The monopoly tattoo was probably made because of a lost monopoly game. lol
Have you seen the eyeball tattoos?
Maybe he just wants to be ugly. I don’t understand the tongue things people do. Or the holes threw their ears. It’s the most unattractive thing.
I generally slighty dislike the “wings” tattooes on the back…but this one…well..this one’s horrible…the first one looks like an old “in prison” ones, made with a taylor’s needle…
wow i love tattoo’s but these are bad lol very bad
and thanks for the comment
and you are welcome
i love sharing funny things lol
I’m off to get my tongue forked, don’t wait up.
Seriously what’s the thought process behind that?
@crazy2love -
That first one looks like it could be a homemade tattoo. I knew a girl that tattooed herself with a homemade kit. It was terrible.
Enjoyed it immensely and rigidly.
@Leap_toads -
I don’t mind tattoos unless they are bad like these.
@xoxo_alisonnn -
Yeah I know…I just can’t believe people would do that to themselves.
@Shining_Garnet -
Yes it is
@betterdesigned -
It’s not bad work on the Bob Barker tattoo but 20 or 30 years from now, who’ll remember him?
@I_Create -
Yes, it is so tempting.
@jacksoncroons -
I remember seeing veterans who got work done in World War II and that prevented me from getting anything done but now people are constantly getting touch-up work.
@ItIsAllGravy -
I can’t believe people are actually proud of these.
@comet555 -
Oh I have so many more to share and I think they only get worse. I haven’t posted the NSFW ones yet.
@windoftheforest -
Stay tuned in future weeks I’ll have more Predator tattoos. I never knew there were so many.
I had a suspicion those two were more than crime-fighters.
@SoftlyPearlsSlipOffAString -
Uh-oh, you’re going to have a tattoo artist in Iowa flame me on Myspace…just kidding. By now, he must have realized that is was a bad choice. My question is, if he tattooed his tongue fully, would that kill the taste buds?
I think some designs aren’t bad but just don’t get one done when you have had too much to drink.
@nattata -
That makes sense. That is some high stakes monopoly. Maybe the next time I play Candyland I will have to raise the stakes like that.
@POETIC_ISIS -
Ugh…I saw them some time ago and did a few tattoo posts on them and they just freak me out so much. I can’t believe people are that dissatisfied with their body that they would need to do that. If I hated the color of my eyes, I would get a boxing bag and pummel it until the feeling wore off.
@NightlyDreams -
I knew a guy who put a spacer in his ear and he said he did it because he enjoyed those old National Geographic magazine articles where they showed the tribes in Africa that had them and their ear lobes would hang to their shoulders.
I guess I can understand some of the benefits of tongue piercings and maybe the split tongue works on that same level but the tattoo…no.
@NiDH0GG -
I knew a girl that made a tattoo kit with an old pen and some needles. That artwork in the first one is similar to what she drew.
@misstalisa_quotes -
I try to share funny things but I think most of the time they end up offensive. I don’t mind tattoos but when they are bad like these, then I mind.
@Dust_to_Dust84 -
I bet it has something to do with sex. There is no other explanation…wait, maybe he wants to be a snake.
instead I know a girl who still has some tattoes like that one but that was made by a professional tattooer…what a shame…
@godfatherofgreenbay -
i wonder if the tattooing affected his taste in any way.
…. The mini is for the epic win on my site.
The very cool is for the post. :p.
@quodmenutriut -
Thank you…I feel I am a cheat because I lived in Minnesota during college and a roommate and I would find movies about Minnesota and compare. Have you ever seen the Renee Zellwegger and Harry Connick movie New in Town? I can’t believe I ask that of someone. Anyway it was set in the town where I attended college. They really captured the MN experience.
@godfatherofgreenbay - …. wow. No, I haven’t seen New in Town. Now I need to.
@quodmenutriut -
I’ll have to admit I enjoyed it. It was a little predictable but what romantic comedy isn’t? If you watch, let me know what you think and I will tell you more about life in the real town.
@godfatherofgreenbay - I’ll look it up.
ROFL in general, but WINGS? Seriously? LOL LOL LOL
EWWWW THE TONGUE
and ow, my vag hurts after seeing that cunt puncher one
Terrible tats make me laugh and laugh!
That last picture is just disturbing.
@Diva_Jyoti -
Over the years I have seen quite a few but most of them are on females and the wings are more angelic. Those look like something from a demonic chicken.
@ShimmerBodyCream -
HAHAHA…I could imagine feeling pain if I saw a Nut Kicker one.
@ThePrancingPony -
I am glad you enjoyed.
@they_call_me_steffyjean -
Yeah…I still can’t believe that guy started crap with me.
I wonder what people are thinking when they get some of these. I’ve seen pictures of people with bacon tattoos…really? You love bacon that much?
@seriously_meredith -
I have a feeling a lot of bad tattoos are the result of alcohol.