August 12, 2010
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Terrible Tattoo Thursday 8/12
Did you read my last post? My toe feels much better today and you can barely tell there isn't a toenail there. You have to look at it up close. Anyway it's hot so here are some not so hot tattoos. Some images may not be safe for work and some are definitely not safe for life.
Wow, Troy is the best seahorse tattoo ever!! I have wondered how to write the raspberry sound and give a thumbs down...oh anyway I am trying to be sarcastic...a seahorse? Are you daft?
You know if you stare at the flower long enough it starts to look like a vagina. So my question is, since when did Georgia O'Keefe start doing tattoos?
I think I would have gone with real jewlery instead of a tattoo. Real jewlery can be less expensive, less crappy, and of course you can take it off freely at will.
Say Anything.....about how crappy this tattoo is.
So is a fan who loves Avatar so much that he gets characters tattooed on his body called an Avatard? Maybe this is just what happens when you pass out on Pandora or whatever that planet was called.
You won't eat any Little Debbie snacks after seeing this one. I'd stay away from anything with a special creme filling.
I hope that the guy who got this Alan Thicke tattoo lost a bet. I bet the guy gets drunk and he sings "As long as we got each other, we've got the world spinnin' right in our hands. Baby, you and me, we gotta be the luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin'"
In my experiences...yes, they do.
Why waste money on a Twilight tattoo?
Twilight has hit a new low.
Ah...truth in advertising.
Take a bite, ladies!
I think this guy should shave his head and have get a tattoo on the other side that says "Insert Brain Here".
You know if you get a tattoo that you think describes your personality it will just become a self-fulfilling prophecy. And since the tattoo is on this woman's breastbone, that has to be a drunk guy's worst nightmare.
This tattoo should be called ODF...Ol' Dirty Foot...hey, Dirty, baby, I got your money and your foot powder.
Oh deer...that's a bad tattoo. Homonyms kick ass!Hopefully, I'll be back later tonight with a links post.
Comments (47)
Oh. My god. What the hell is wrong with these people??
Avatar? *FACEPALM*
The Pillsbury dough boy and Little Debbie?! :WTF:
the second Twilight tattoo is awful and totally not looking like that guy....and that Assburger is really funny...
Isn't that the Pillsbury dough mascot or whatever doing the lady from behind? Hmm...
oh my...the mustache tattoo guy..what was he thinking? ok he clearly wasn't..terrible tattoos!
Wow.
...The seahorse one isn't actually a bad tat, it's just in poor taste.
All of the others are hideous, though.
I wonder how frequently alcohol would partake in these procedures.
I have no problem with tattoos but I just don't get people who get them on their face!
Face tattoos are creepy no matter how you look at them. The jewelry one is pretty nice though. Now I'm going to have The Growing Pains theme song stuck in my head, thanks.
The majority have to be products of a drunken night. They just have to be.
Some of these are hilarious and some are just wrong! My favorite is the "Say Anything" one (although I do hope they plan to get it filled in at some point)--that made me laugh out loud.
Don't think I've ever seen anyone with a tattoo above their top lip before.
I wonder if the Seahorse has a story behind it...I'm kind of on the fence whether I like it or not.
Most of the others just make me upset!
Avatard! LOL! These are so bad and that assburger makes me want to vomit . . . .
Most of those are nasty. I actually like the little seahorse.
I've always wanted to start a website called dbagtats.com. I think it could go right up there with failblog.
I kind of like the psycho tattoo... LOL
@crazy2love -
I believe an overindulgence in alcohol is involved with some of these pieces of "art"
@bluepillorredpill -
I always knew Little Debbie got around but that is just wrong.
@NiDH0GG -
When I took education classes there was this professor that couldn't say the condition Aspberger's properly. It always came out as Ass-burgers.
I can't believe people would get a Twilight character tattooed on their body.
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength -
Yes it is. Instead of getting poked in the stomach he decided to poke Little Debbie.
@ccRowp -
I'm thinking anyone who gets a tattoo on their face is thinking, "Well I'll never have to work with the public so why not."
@BranmacFeabhail -
OK, I'll have to take that back but I still try to figure out how "Troy" plays into that tattoo.
@SodomyClown -
I'd say 75% or higher. I think some may be the results of losing bets.
@comet555 -
I don't have major problems with tattoos. But those on the face aren't that appealing. Some times I wish I could read people's minds when they get the artwork done.
@TiRocKiinPiinK -
You're welcome...I like getting songs stuck in people's heads because I get the weirdest songs stuck in mine.
@m_kabs -
I think you are correct because come on...who would get c-word along with anatomy tattooed on their chest in a visible place?
@fargoneandout -
Yeah, when I first saw the Say Anything tattoo, I thought about where I could get that on my body.
@Shining_Garnet -
I actually have seen a couple but that one takes the cake.
@supcheyenne -
When I see bad tattoos they usually make me laugh. I don't know why. Maybe it's because the person that gets it done has to live with it. I'd love to come up with my own story behind the seahorse tattoo but I would probably be mean.
@jacksoncroons -
I think I have now found the term to use for die-hard Avatar fans.
@NightlyDreams -
So would you get the seahorse tattoo?
@ItIsAllGravy -
There are a few sites like that but I think the best is BMEzine which is serious site about body modification.
@TheDarkCreature -
I guess if it fits you then...go for it! I should get creepy tattooed on my forehead.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
I liked it. I wouldn't stamp it on myself though.
I can't believe the Little Debbit. Could that qualify as child-porn?
@curiousdwk -
I hadn't thought about that. I looked it up and she was introduced in the 1960s so I think we're safe.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
We;;, I certainly hope so, lol!!!
@crazy2love -
I hope you are now aware that I won.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Won what?
@crazy2love -
the game you are playing
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Nooo! You lose the game even if you only think about it. Go to http://www.losethegame.com.
@crazy2love -
but you just lost
@godfatherofgreenbay -
I know, and so did you
@godfatherofgreenbay -
I hate it because I'll walk around singing them & everyone is like UHHHH! Random thought: I thought of you the other day as I was watching Freaks & Geeks. I tried to get my bf to watch last night, but it was met with protest and name calling! Boooo
WHAT, the fuck lmao
lol sometimes i wanted to barf (the ass burger) but with the ladies love it im jus like....c'mon....realllllyyyyyyy????? *smh*
@darkarin88 -
I think he should have got "Free Mustache Rides" tattooed across his lip.