August 13, 2010
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Lukewarm Links 8/12
And we’re back. It is so hot here. I can’t sleep so you get a bonus post today. Lucky you.
1. I like cats but I hate Hitler so imagine my extreme confusion when I saw this website called Cats the Look Like Hitler. How can something so cuddly be set out on world domination?
2. I enjoy sports but one thing I can’t stand are the announcers. They just get a little too involved. Here is a list of some funny sports announcer bloopers. Mike Ditka proves he is the man.
3. I am scared by this site and I am sure I know a few of you who will want to flame it. What the hell is a Christian Nympho? I hope that is a joke.
4. I think they are running out of ideas for Pokemon.
5. Do you have a webcam? Do you enjoy Ginuwine’s hit song “Pony”? Well combine the two and you get people dancing alone to Pony.
6. I’ve seen a few people here on Xanga that have these pics that are custom made license plates. Well you can make your own here.
7. So Prop 8 was overturned and people rejoiced. I secretly love seeing when people sneak amongst the Westboro Baptist church with pro-gay or other derogatory signs so this collection from Huffington Post was awesome for me.
8. I hear Bill Snickers has a better plan for tax cuts than Drew Rees.
9. In these posts I’ve discussed my obsession with girls eating ice cream cones and girls eating bananas. Now we have another to add to the list…girls eating hot dogs.
10. This could only happen in North St. Paul.
11. Why do people play along with the people from emails from an asshole. This one has to be my new favorite.
12. I don’t condone drug use but using this site while on an illegal substance may be mind-blowing.
Football to the groin had a football to the groin.
Oh wow I wish.
I hope this post was a knock out.
Comments (25)
Kitler creeps me out too. For sure.
I narrowly escaped graduating from N. St. Paul Sr. High, I transferred to Harding the second semester of my junior year, lol.
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL at the Christian Nympho’s page. What they are, is someone who has figured out how to market sex to Christians.
Smart people, in other words.
I spent like thirty minutes on # 12.
Doesn’t matter that the cats look like Hitler they are still adorable.
BAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! Sign-bombing Westboro, ftw. They were in Nashville last year. Classy people.
LOL The pokemon ones were pretty cute – Twortle
… Love those e-mails from assholes!
Cats are evil!
I love the pokemon link! lol
@quodmenutriut -
There was a stray cat that hung around my house for the past two years. My neighbors actually fed him and gave him shelter during the winter and one of their friends adopted him.
Oh and I’m sure you’ve heard of the Left Behind series. Well the author of that originally tried his hand at Christian sex advice but the world wasn’t ready for it at the time.
@Melissa___Dawn -
I’ve heard so many stories of North St. Paul. I can’t remember where it is but I had a job offer to be a dorm supervisor at a Lutheran school somewhere up there but it would have been rough.
@Alyxandri -
There were a few others I’ve found like that have produced so much wasted time.
@NightlyDreams -
I suppose. One of the strays that lived near my house for the past two years looked like Groucho Marx so everyone in the neighborhood called him Groucho.
@NoGraySunflowers -
They were going to protest the funeral of one of the soldiers killed in the Ft. Hood shooting. He was buried about 10 minutes from my house and I guess the church was warned not to show up with all us good old liberal boys plus the town only has 2 cops so they weren’t guaranteed safety.
@mZdejavuZ -
Those pokemon ones cracked me up. I can’t believe they still have original ideas after all these years. And the emails…I want to start doing stuff like that but I don’t have the patience those guys have when dealing with stupidity.
@nattata -
My cats aren’t that evil except the one with the beard wakes me up in the morning but crawling right next to my face and meowing as loud as she can.
The pokemonz, I laughed pretty hard at that. Also, Mike Ditka is the man.
@TheGiantSlayer -
I loved the stiff shot and poor Mike and Mike just talking away as Ditka does more than adjust himself.
I’ll take the Christian Nymphos as long as it is a step towards recognizing the value of non-Christian nymphos also. I will celebrate the non-Christian nymphos and will worship them on bended knee. I will offer up my praises up their skirts and speak with tongues. And after they bring out the Halelujat in me, I will offer my praises by saying, “Jesus, I cum”.
@curiousdwk -
You know…your last phrase reminds me that old hymn, “Just as I am”. I feel so weird singing “Oh lamb of God, I come, I come”. Maybe my mind is too warped.
i like. laughing. : )
the head thing was def a win. ill have to bookmark that one ; )
@darkarin88 -
Thanks…just remember I don’t advocate using illegal substances with that head one.
haha ok. …. dont advocate because you think its a bad idea, or because it’s illegal?
@darkarin88 -
A little from column A and a little from column B.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
hrmmm ok.
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