August 19, 2010
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Terrible Tattoo Thursday 8/19
Are you ready for more tattoos? No...well I'm going to post them anyway. Never safe for work and never safe for life
So is this tattoo a remembrance of a group called Surfers for Christ or Banana Lovers for Christ. I hope it is a group for banana lovers for Christ because that church would have the best hymns ever..."Christ is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S His love for you is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S" and with that I have damned myself to hell.
It's a bird...it's a plane...IT'S SUPER-CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is one sick ass smurf. Maybe it is supposed to be one of the M&Ms but to me it looks more like a Sixlet.
I didn't know that Chewbaca was Irish. I guess that would explain why in the original Star Wars scripts he had the last name of O'Brien. It was also explain his fury and why he likes to hang out in the bars of Tattoie...ha Tattoo
Hello! My name is Suzie and I am 15 years old and I love unicorns! LOLZ!!!!!
I am sure Mudvayne is proud that you got their name so crappily tattooed on your body...oh by the way I don't think they hyphenate their name oh wait that is just a zit...great job guy great job.
I have never hated Green Day until now. They are so one dimensional.
He was devastated when he learned that he didn't get hired to be a new member of the Rockettes.
Here is the new tattoo trend...eyeball tattoos. OK, next tattoo I am getting squeamish.
I have seen a lot of creepy tattoos and body modifications over the years but I think this one has got to be one of the most extreme. A few years ago this guy got a tattoo of a busty woman on his arm but that wasn't enough. He went to a plastic surgeon to get silicon implants not for his chest but for his tattoo's chest. Yes, he wanted a 3D and...umm...interactive(?) tattoo. I don't know whether to classify this as crap or creative.
Well that didn't last long because the guy who had the implants for his tattoo had to have them removed because they got infected. When will people learn?
I hope reading this blog is relaxing for you. If not, we don't you have a seat. Yes, that is a real tattoo.
This is the epitome of a crappy tattoo...get it?
This guy's tattoo is very popular with the troops stationed at checkpoints in Iraq.
Unibrow tattoos, especially this one, will not get you plenty of good paying jobs. No wonder he is wearing a prison jumpsuit.
A vampire bite tattoo, how gothic! The more I look at this tattoo the more I think it is either E.T. or a de-armed and de-legged woman. Maybe this isn't a vampire bite tattoo but a Rosharch test tattoo.
Why, thank you! I had planned on it.Prepare yourself for the scariest tattoo of all time.
Grandma tattoos. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This should be a deterent to all people who want to get tattoos. They should view this photo to see what it will look like in 50 years.
Comments (50)
You have a knack for finding terrible tattoos. The other day I was at the grocery store and saw a guy with a tat that said "italian and proud" and then under it was Chinese writing. I really wanted to take a photo, but he could probably kill me with one punch.
Would you like some epic with this fail? Omg people are stupid...
I would have to disagree with the last sentence. In 50 years tattoo removal will be way more advanced. I love tattoos, i got 1 and soon i'll have a second one. But it's a matter of great thought. And people should use that before doing something they'll regret..
the third one looks like one of those Dunebuggy tattooes showed on Jackass...some people has a sick and way TOO personal sense of humour...
These are amazingly bad. Very nice.
That old woman is perhaps the scariest thing I have ever seen. Whats-her-face the affair woman with all the tattoos should put that picture on her fridge. But I have a tattoo and might get another- I don't think that, in moderation, they're all bad.
this edition of terrible tats was really scary.
omg her entire body and it looks like she may have peircings down stairs
i actually thought the little blue thing was cute. but again none that i would personally want on my body.
The chick legs under his arm was the funniest.
I don't understand the one of the chair and foot rest, but the tattoo work is amazing!
Um..that enjoy your meal one is pretty trashy. I knew a girl that had "slippery when wet" tattooed about in the same stop. -.-
I have never been a big fan of tatoos, except once when a hottie from my college days asked if I wanted to see her rose tatoo... then proceeded to undress...
I'm thinking some of these people were absent the day "permanent" was on the vocab list. I've seen the eyeball tattooing and I find it strangely fascinating. This one dude had bright yellow and looked like he was dying of jaundice.
I'm having a really hard time typing this out because I'm laughing too much. I can't wait to show my mother these and telling her that I can't decide which one I want.
I thought the legs on the armpit was the worst one but then you showed the idiot who got implants in his arm and that took the cake.
I mean the legs tattoos at the armpit might be good for a laugh, but eventually wouldn't the guy want to date somebody who no longer earns her money from tips? Grandma tattoo (eeks), but I can't talk. My grandma got her first tattoo when she was 80! (man, I hope it's not genetic).
Wow, some of those are pretty bad lol
Man the guy with Green Day tat; the third member looks like the cavemen from the Geico commercials.
@ItIsAllGravy -
HAHAHA...Italian and proud with Chinese. I am convinced that all those Asian characters are actually saying stuff like "I am a fool" or worse.
All of these were from posts from about 2 years ago.
@ccRowp -
I don't mind tattoos as long as they aren't like some of these. I realize that tattoo removal will be better in the future but it's so expensive and I'm sure not all of these people will afford it. I wonder if it is covered by health insurance. Once again alcohol had to be involved with these.
@NiDH0GG -
You know, I think you're right about that being from Jackass.
@methodElevated -
AS long as there is liquor in the world and people dumb enough to get tattoos under the influence then I will have material to post.
@Wait_by_Moonlight -
No, when tattoos are done in moderation and planned while sober they are great. And her name is Michelle McGee or I think she goes by Bombshell McGee.
@BranmacFeabhail -
Believe me, there are scarier tattoos out there.
@NightlyDreams -
Well I wouldn't want to find out if she had piercing but I can't comment on people having those.
@jolprex -
I've seen some others like that using body parts. A couple weeks ago I posted a tattoo a guy had of Pinocchio.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
(no i'm saying i think i see them in the picture!)
@supcheyenne -
Yeah it is great artwork but why get that as a tattoo is beyond me.
I have seen a few "slippery when wet" tattoos in my time looking for them. I can't understand why people would get something tattooed down there. If I saw that, I'd probably be repulsed and out the door but who knows.
@Aloysius_son -
Yes...I had a girl do that to me in college. She asked if I wanted to see and then she took off her shirt and bra. Lutheran college are wild.
@jacksoncroons -
The first time I saw the eyeball tattoo I got so squeamish but then I get squeamish at things involving the eyes which is why I can't wear contacts. I thought the strange colored contacts were wild.
@Laryssa -
I think if I told my mom about getting one of these she would drop dead of a heart attack
@m_kabs -
Yeah I remember when I originally posted that. I thought it would have been so distracting because everyone would be coming up to him and squeezing his tattoos. Well it's a good thing it didn't work so now others won't go through with it.
@POETIC_ISIS -
tattoos aren't bad in moderation but when they are done while under the influence and when you have more tattooed skin than bare skin there are issues.
@Shining_Garnet -
Yes they are and so many will regret them for many years.
@bluepillorredpill -
LOL...I didn't notice that. I'm not a huge fan of Green Day but I think that caveman guy is no longer with the band.
@NightlyDreams -
OMG and that is a huge piercing...much bigger than mine.
@godfatherofgreenbay - so you don't like tattos you do like peircings?
@NightlyDreams -
well...I used to have a nether-region piercing.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
I guess you loved my rants about the two guys from work that I knew that had them.
@NightlyDreams -
Well I took it out after a week or so because I feared infection. I don't remember your rant about that subject.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
i won't repeat it. i really wasn't nice about the subject.
@NightlyDreams -
Yeah, I was stupid to get it done. I went through a piercing phase and that was the most extreme since I couldn't get tattoos.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Hey we all do things like that. I have an "upside down tea cup" tattoo'd to me. Least you could take yours out.
I thought the "Rockettes" was creative.
@curiousdwk -
I will have to get more tattoos where people incorporate body parts
@godfatherofgreenbay -
it's definitely not covered by insurance, cos it's considered cosmetic..It's still expensive cos the machines are pretty expensive..Thank god there are not 24h open tattoo parlors in Greece lol
@ccRowp -
There was one town where I was student teaching that had a tattoo parlor and bar in the same building. It was called The Thirsty Rhino. It should have been called Full of Regret.
they should do a breathalyzer test before starting a tattoo...
You know, the one of the lady's legs in the arm pit area is pretty clever and funny. Wouldnt want it though. I also love the mythological beasts screwing and smoking... thats priceless.
Dude..what is even more scary in that photo of grandma is that you can see that she's also sporting some sort of vag pierce because something IS hanging there that is NOT obscured too well by the skirt.
I need a drink now....
@theladyofabundance -
I've seen some hilarious unicorn tattoos. Oh and that tattoo of the can-can dancer legs...well I have seen plenty of worse tattoos that incorporate body parts. I just got thinking...if that guy uses certain types of deodorant, it could clump up and get stuck in the hair
@ExposedWrists -
You know...I noticed that after someone else pointed that out. I posted that about 2 years ago and didn't see that. I guess it's time to get my eyes examined or look more closely at photos I post
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