August 25, 2010
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Guest Blog: Ground Zero Mosque
From time to time I like to sit back and let others blog for me. Over the past I have had guest bloggers cover the Israeli/Palestinian Conflict, The Economy, Swine Flu, The Nobel Prize, Xanga Suicide, The Times Square Bomb Scare, and The Oil Spill.
I have my own opinions about this community center being built near Ground Zero but I cannot eloquently verbalize these opinions. This is why I brouhgt in a guest blogger. As before, I do not endorse the opinions of the guest blogger.
The Swedish ChefGersh gurndy morn-dee burn-dee, burn-dee, flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip. Bork bork bork bork.
Der dee gundy goo dee bork bork gundy hoot doo nah nu.
Burr dis be hoon durr bis deen hoon goo gurndy Bork bork bork.
Vanyhoo vestidoo bork bork ver dis burr hoon dis ver shoon goon bork.
Lindesburg goo gurndy morn flip flip bork feston bork vish vont sag.
Bier ver gun gerh. Lee lindholm bork sert bork dee day hoon deen bork bork bork. Ven den hoot fert boon doot bork.
Leben sie bork deen loob ser doo doo bork fert an fort
Hoop dis beet doop bork bork dee poot borg. Hoorda hoot borg morga dor. Bork beency bouncy pippen gort bork eep borg. Ploos onee-a bleed vhee bleedeeng-a methoolesha vhu Fempure-a. Eeetoodeeettuuddee veey beeg bork bork bork Barack ober uber Bjork. Zeee a wee a zeee gold welt. Zee a molee yooo coon hetted foo. Flappen Jacken hooten bloonderhosen foon des burgabord die.
Spurns des durndle burg, what the hell
Comments (39)
So where is the post about the "Ground Zero Mosque?" All I see is whitespace - a ton of it and then the Swedish Chef. Was ist los? Kommen sie spater zuruck.
You picked a fine day to be fucking with me. All I have to drink here is coffee - I'm as jumpy as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Send Cocky over with a bottle of Schnappes will you please?
@DickDoktorII -
I couldn't find the word the chef used. If we all listened to him this world would be a better place. Cocky may show up later tonight.
He's a very clever man... and what a proficient speaker.
My opinion is... that the Swedish Chef is awesome.
By the associative principle, therefore, so are you, Godfather.
That's profound man...
Eloquently spoken
I can't stop laughing. My back hurts. owwww.
Best entry written on the topic so far.
Good one, lol
omg didn't see that one coming lol ...perfect
"What the hell", indeed. Exactly my thoughts
@Callisto23314 -
Beengus dit doo borgensmorg
@quodmenutriut -
Thank you...it's been awhile since I've had the associative property thrown at me. Oh and the Swedish Chef wanted me to pass this along...Bork dee bork beegus allen flappen spork.
@bosefius -
Dingus bork bork eeetitoodee bork bee velt golden smork bork
@NightlyDreams -
Beengus dit doo borgensmorg
@versatil -
I wonder if Xanga has liability insurance.
@Southeast_Beauty -
Beengus dit doo borgensmorg
@A_NY_Zone61 -
Beengus dit doo borgensmorg
@Peridot21 -
Beengus dit doo borgensmorg hoppen hoop fur grundy lindy bork fur bork den sat goo bork
@ithiliya -
My imagination cup runneth over.
This makes no sense at all. He must be against it.
@jacksoncroons -
It's amazing how Sweden is dealing with a growing Muslim population
Wow lol
@Shining_Garnet -
gurn des burndee burndee bugnee bork smork dunt bork
You are so fucking sexy.
I think the last part of this entry pretty much summed up everything perfectly. =P
@SodomyClown -
BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK
@mZdejavuZ -
Yeah and if you don't speak "Swedish" you can't tell which way he is leaning. It could be either side. That Swedish Chef is pretty clever.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
LOL! Very much so! =P
TALK DIRTY TO ME
@godfatherofgreenbay - ha ...well now you're just showing off ;P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0iMF6DWpo8
Sid Caesar had a tremendous ability to talk ersatz languages. I saw him doing a Hebrew thing once. So funny. Couldn't find it on Youtube or anywhere.
very funny post, BTW
@SodomyClown -
PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK
@Peridot21 -
Yeah...for you of course.
@wrybreadspread -
Thank you...my dad always talked about Sid Caesar doing bits like that when I first started learning German. Thanks for the walk down memory lane.
@godfatherofgreenbay - :)
@godfatherofgreenbay - welcome
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