August 26, 2010
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Lukewarm Links 8/26
Wow…I haven’t done one of these posts in what seems like forever. The Packers are lighting up the Colts and I am so excited for the season to begin. I have special NFL post coming up so look for it. I did a courier run for the hospital. It was anything exciting so I felt let down but I did have a fun ride. I wish I took my camera because I saw so many Amish out and about. I guess it’s fitting since Thursdays are their second holy day. Link time.
1. Wanna see why Artie Lange isn’t good for TV and is banned from HBO? Wanna see why the Joe Buck show didn’t do well? Click here to see a video of Artie on the Joe Buck show. If you don’t want to watch, they did write out some of what Artie said that led to his banning.
2. Here is a collection of awful fathers. I know someone had a photo blog of bad parenting earlier this week but I forgot who it was. Still, these photos aren’t the worst I’ve seen. I don’t know if I should post them because I can imagine getting an EX rating for posting them.
3. While I am posting links to photo collections…here’s one to a nudist colony. I never realized one could have so much fun while naked and not having sex.
4. Oh man…I must be in one of those moods…here’s a website devoted to crazy-ass sex toys. Maybe I am no longer in a “mood”.
5. I put this link in a post but I really think we should sign this petition to make masturbation a sport. One person left this reminder: “NASCAR is all about speed, control, concentration, and finesse. All of these are factors that attribute to exemplary masturbation. However masturbation can be appalling to some tight asses. (no pun intended) Sex Olympics SHOULD exist. We have the X games, special Olympics, winter Olympics. Such an event would be paramount (no pun intended again) to the development, and improvement of the coital arts. XXX games.” Another said: “Tennis also takes lots of physical effort, involves loud grunting noises, and features balls going back and forth.” And another wrote: “In more ways than even possible to count masturbation is way better than nascar and other sports. A few being, no carbon footprint, open to more athletes than any other sport, requires more concentration and endurance than any other sport I’ve ever tried.” If it was a sport, I’d be a champion by now.
6. I have always been jealous of sports writers and every year I apply to write for the pro baseball teams of my area. After seeing this sports column, I figure I am too smart to be a sports writer.
7. Some guy started a list of things he would do to have sex with Scarlett Johansson. Change Scarlett to Olivia Munn or a girl to be named later (see sports writer habit) and I would do a majority of those things.
8. Is it Christmas? Too bad that site only works one day a year.
9. Just when you thought I was finished with photo collections, here’s one of the saddest IMDB profiles. Anne Sellors deserved an academy award for her role.
10. Do you ever watch the Olympics when they have late night coverage and they get some former athlete who used to be big in some sport try to give analysis on a sport they have no clue about? Well this happened in 2004 when Mary Carilla ranted about badminton.
11. Since dreams are always a big topic, I found this site about a guy that appears in your dreams to be quite interesting.
12. A few people asked where I got that Jeopardy clue I posted a few days ago…here it is. Make your own. I expect someone to make a post of Xanga Jeopardy.
Comments (17)
I enjoyed going through the links. Thanks for highlighting them.
Interesting links as always.
I think i’m going to my first Packer game at the beginning of December. I am pumped!! I have never been to a pro football game before. I have ALWAYS been a Packer fan, even before i met my husband. It’s quite fitting i married a Green Bay boy
Tickets are pricey, especially since they are good this year, but i hope hubby gets tickets and doesn’t let me down. It would be amazing to see them play in person…i get excited just thinking about it!
I think I killed that man in my dream once. He was one of those terrible yet hilarious fathers.
Ann (Porn Midget)
@KimOngJr -
Thanks for stopping by, glad you enjoyed
@RestlessButterfly -
Glad you enjoyed
@ShamrockLover -
Hopefully when you see them play you get to see them wear the traditional unis and not their retro ones for this season. I’ve been to a few games. There is nothing like taking in a game at Lambeau…maybe Camp Randall. It’s hard to choose because the Packers and the following is so close to a college atmosphere.
I love the games but I’ve had more fun with Packers players outside of the game. Gilbert Brown is a philanthropist and comes to these parts raising money for charities. He is always great to talk with. I also remember running into him in a restaurant where I saw him devour 3 full racks of ribs, 3 baked potatoes, 3 baskets of dinner rolls and then leave 3 salads untouched. Also, he’s now the coach of an indoor football team and one day I was in that town for a doctor’s appointment and Gilbert sat next to me in the waiting room. We talked about try-outs but I didn’t go. Oh and even though my hatred for the current Favre runs deep, I still enjoyed the time I ate donuts with him.
@TheDarkCreature -
Maybe it’s the guy from Inception and that shit is real…so you are getting those files forwarded to you? Awesome! Just wait for the scheisse files.
I don’t get that flavored cigarette thing. Obama’s a smoker himself. Not to mention, cigarillos are still legal, which are far more unhealthy.
@ItIsAllGravy -
I don’t really know where I fall politically any more but I find it so strange that so many people on the left want to ban cigarette smoking yet they want to legalize pot.
@godfatherofgreenbay - I’d be surprised if pot became legal, though.
i wondered about that jeopardy thing too… i like it, it’s pretty cool
@Peridot21 -
Well I expect a game of Jeopardy from you or maybe I’ll just make my own.
People make fun of me here all of the time, because I’ve been a huge Packers fan since I was probably 5 or 6 years old. I’m so excited I’m not going to get that heat here.
Also, I knew about the Christmas link, and I told myself for months that I was going to go to it on Christmas Day just to see it say “Yes.” Naturally, I forgot the day of. It was sort of depressing.
I miss flavored ciggs. :/
@Laryssa -
Where are you? I find it funny that people say the Cowboys are America’s team but when you watch NFL games, there are Packer fans in every city at every away game. It was hilarious when the Tampa Bay Buccaneers were so horrible that there were more Packer fans in Tampa than Bucs fans.
I remembered to go there last year. It’s such a beautiful site to see it say “Yes”.
I haven’t smoked in 3 years but I would love to have a clove or at least smell them again.
@godfatherofgreenbay - hmm tempting… but i think i’ll let you do that… i’d prolly just get myself in trouble.
@Peridot21 -
Oh alright…I actually made 7 or 8 of them so I will have something up eventually