August 26, 2010
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Terrible Tattoo Thursday 8/26
I guess my last post fell a little flat…oh well. The weather sure cooled down here. I have been cooking like a madman because I don’t feel bad when I heat up the house. Tonight…crock pot pepper steak. It smells so good right now. I also have a courier run for the hospital coming up. Hopefully I get to take some organs somewhere. Ugh…my life is so boring. I think I need to spice things up. Maybe I will get me one of those Xanga crushes or a possible girlfriend. I hear they are all the rage.
Wow, that is pleasant! I bet he is good at interpersonal communications.
Apparently this guy has never heard the saying, “The tattoo does not make the man.”
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH Look out guy! You have a zombie tattooed on your shoulder! What? That’s your daughter? My condolences. I don’t know if I will have kids but I do know that I would never have their image festooned upon my body.
I had a few parties with Das Boot and it looked nothing like that and the parties with Das Boot were not tattoo worthy, but the White House gun club basement parties, now those might be tattoo worthy especially when I mixed 151 with fireworks and Boom Boom’s extra large mug and BB guns and flames all in a drunken mix. Oh I think there was also some Hackstein Ice involved there too but ohhhh I never thought I would bring up Hackstein Ice again…gross.
I bet this guy gets a lot of hippy stoner chicks because girls love dolphins and hippy stoners love pot and bongs.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Get me some gauzes, STAT! Oh wait, that isn’t real…it looks SOOOOO lifelike!
I think this is the funniest Chewbaca tattoo out of all the 3 million Chewbaca tattoos out there. I think I could look at this tattoo every day for the rest of my life and still laugh each time. He looks like he is a differently-abled Wookie.
When this guy shows up at a party he doesn’t need bongos or a bag of coke to have fun, he just wears shorts and the party begins.
At first I thought this was a Jawa from Star Wars and then I thought maybe it was the Sand Monster from Return of the Jedi but then I realized it was a dog….a poorly drawn dog.
I’ll bite…
My guest blogger inspired me. BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK!
I don’t need 140 characters to say HELL NO!
Do you even know what a Wawa is, girl?
OMG…WORST! TATTOO! EVER!
This tattoo looks like it is trying to bite the person who put it on his body because of how horrible it looks. This one reminds me of a guy in high school who got a tattoo. He showed it off and said, “I paid 300 smackers for this.” Seriously, who calls dollars “smackers” anymore? Then I asked what it was. “A tiger.” “I didn’t think tigers were blue.” “Well this one is because it’s my tiger. Besides, it would have cost another 100 smackers for orange.”
I thought it’d be a great idea to get a tattoo of my favorite TV when it is shut off.
Little known fact…unicorns urinate rainbows that become cupcakes. I will never eat another cupcake.
I love you, Xanga.
Comments (54)
Damn thanks for the laughs Matt.
omg, I will never eat another cupcake over.
Also, what the hell is a wawa?
*either, not over.
@HoursProductions -
Anytime
@quodmenutriut -
So if one sees a cupcake there is proof that unicorns exist. They have them locked up in factories where they force them to drink all day.
This is a Wawa. My line comes from a Blood Hound Gang song about Pennsylvania.
lol ack! these really are terrible… really, really… maybe you should change your title to “really, really terrible tattoo thursday… ”
So, they got Jimi Hendrix’s face but mistook him for Marley? WTF?
I like the one with the apple. Sadly, you called dibs on biting. WAH!
The apple tattoo looks like someone colored on her crotch with markers.
I don’t know what disturbs me more about the Hendrix tattoo: is is the fact that the receiver didn’t know he’s not Bob Marley, or that the fucking tatto guy didn’t know that he’s not Bob Marley.
Best thing about that Chewbaca tattoo is going to be when that hair grows back…then it will be epic!
OMG. That chewbacca tattoo made my day.
@Peridot21 -
I probably should. I think I used to call the post Crappy Tattoos
@In_Reason_I_Trust -
I don’t know how mistaking Marley and Hendrix could be possible. If they are fans they would be able to tell before the tattoo was made.
@methodElevated -
Yeah it does but for the sake of this blog it’s a tattoo plus I did find it on a tattoo website so who knows. I was looking at it and I think it is a Delicious apple.
@ExposedWrists -
THe person getting that Hendrix tattoo should have looked at it before he got it because that is a huge mistake.
Oh and I think when the hair grows back that makes it a 3D and interactive tattoo. YOU CAN COMB CHEWBACA!
@xo_alisonn -
He looks like Chewbaca if he was a character on the Simpsons. The good thing about that tattoo is when the hair comes back, it will be 3D and interactive because you will be able to comb Chewie.
@godfatherofgreenbay - haha yeah, that works too… and, actually, when i first looked at your comment on my private page, i thought it said ‘Creepy… ‘ …whiiiich would also work.
@Peridot21 -
Hmmm I may have to reevaluate the name of these entries because you have given me two great options. Thank you much. Do you work in marketing?
Wow, so many of those tattoos are just really bad lol
@Shining_Garnet -
I can’t believe people paid money for some of those tattoos.
I can’t wait for Thursdays now to see this post. It’s like a horrific train wreck . . . I know it’s going to be bad and probably very painful to see, but I can’t stop looking.
@jacksoncroons -
A train wreck…that makes me wonder if anyone has a tattoo of a train or an actual train wreck. And I found some that look like a mass transit accident…yikes. Stay tuned for next week’s installment.
I think you may have found the ugliest tattos this week by far. Especially the dog and child.
@NightlyDreams -
Oh no, there are worse ones out there…stay tuned
I thought mis-spelled Chinese tattoos were bad, but the Jimi Hendrix tattoo takes the cake.
the “poorly drawn dog” looks like it was mauled and ran over.
Did they not know that could tattoo a picture of dog how it looked BEFORE it died?
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These posts make me nervous to reveal my tattoo. 0.o lol!
@m_kabs -
I think the Chinese or Japanese characters actually say “Dumbass” or some other insult to the person with the tattoo.
@supcheyenne -
HAHAHAHA…that is hilarious.
Hmmm what is your tattoo of? I hope it is not anything like these. If so then I am sorry.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
It’s music, so of course it’s nothing like any of those.
But still. lol
@supcheyenne -
Nope I wouldn’t mock that. I saw a guy who had an armband done with a music staff that had a hymn for notes.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
I love that!
My original plan was to get a section from my favorite piece of music, but I never could decide on anything.
@supcheyenne -
What is your favorite piece of music?
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Classically/instrumentally speaking… Beethoven’s Moon Light Sonata, Reed’s Alleluia! Laudamus Te and Russian Christmas Music, Holst’s Second Suite in F and so many more. Oh, some Wagner and most things by Sousa, gotta love Stars and Stripes Forever.
Alleluia still gives me goose bumps every time I listen to it, it’s way up on the list.
@supcheyenne -
Have you ever heard “Because” by The Beatles? some say that is the Moonlight Sonata being played backwards which makes sense since the Beatles experimented with backwards messages in those times. Great choices. I’d love to see the music for Ride of the Valkyries or Bach’s Toccata in Fugue in D minor.
Yes!! I read about that not too long ago, and that is one of my favorite Beatles’ songs. It all makes sense to me.hehe
Ah, Ride of the Valkyries! Don’t believe I’ve heard Toccata, though.
holy crap batman! zombie daughter, dog from resident evil and jimi hendrix..the ones that call themselves tattoo artists. they should just change profession.. they do better tats in jail!(i imagine)
I actually thought the Hendrix one was pretty good until I read the attribution, of course.
Some people can be dang tasteless and too creative for their own good.
I don’t even know where to start….how can anyone old enough to get a tattoo or give a tattoo not know the difference between Jimi Hendrix and Bob Marley?????WTF?
–That Chewbacca looks mighty happy and nothing else to me.
–I can’t even read what that second tattoo says.
–I thought that one that you thought looked like a Jawa looked like a Jawa with a pacifier in its mouth: took me a few moments to see the dog’s nose.
–And WAWA? Do they work there? Own stock in it? Or maybe it stands for something else that’s I’m not aware of. I think of the gas station chain. Where do you find these? They’re hilarious!
@godfatherofgreenbay - lol actually, i used to… there’s that wizard-ness again!
@supcheyenne -
Here’s a version of the Toccata. I couldn’t find one I posted a few weeks ago. That one was awesome because it showed the guy playing and it was intense.
@ccRowp -
Well they are close to jail tattoos but not that bad. I knew a girl with homemade tattoos and they were BAD so I can imagine that jail tattoos can’t be much better.
@POETIC_ISIS -
Yeah the same here.
@RestlessButterfly -
That is so true
@fargoneandout -
And then the worstpart is that whoever got the tattoo didn’t bother to check it before the tattoo artist began their work. I always thought it was policy for them to draw it on with a stencil first to let the prospective owner get a glimpse of what it might look like.
I think the Chewbaca one looks stoned or what he would look like if he was on The Simpsons.
The second one says “Bad Boy”
Yeah that view of the dog tattoo is horrible.
I have heard of businesses giving people discounts for tattoos. There was this one taco chain in California that would give free food to anyone that got a tattoo of their logo. I also heard of a business pay a person a couple million dollars to get their logo tattooed on their forehead. Maybe Wawa gave out some kind of discount.
A lot of these I posted years ago. I would surf tattoo artists’ pages or message boards of tattoo owners. Now, I’ve found pages devoted to bad tattoos.
@Peridot21 -
The photo says it all. It’s weird because I don’t really need to get to know you because I already know you…that pop was the sound of my brain exploding.
What the hell is up with that dogish looking thing?
@TheDarkCreature -
If I remember right that is supposed to be a tribute tattoo a guy got after his dog died.
@godfatherofgreenbay - He either REALLY hated his dog, or pissed off the tattoo artist.
This is sooo hilarious. I had to muffle my laughter so that my coworker wouldn’t hear.
@Melosa -
Thanks…if it wasn’t for booze, I don’t think any of these would be possible.
@godfatherofgreenbay - hahaaa yep, it sure does… but ohhh nooo that’s what that pop was?? …ouch! that’s gonna leave a mark.
@Peridot21 -
I am trying to mop the floors because of the explosion but it is becoming next to impossible without a french toast please
@godfatherofgreenbay - lololol oh nooo ur brainz aren’t workin rite… (that was reallyreally funnyyyy
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@Peridot21 -
I wish I could take credit for that but it’s sort of from the Simpsons. grandpa was talking and fell asleep and then woke up and said “French Toast please”. My friends and I did that in grade school when we didn’t know an answer to a question. Our teacher got so pissed.