August 29, 2010
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Another Dump
It’s hot out. I don’t feel creative. I had a guest blogger lined up but he is busy so you get crap. Lucky you. I am beginning to see why so many people don’t go to church anymore. Oh and some pics are NSFW or NSFL.
DAMN! I know for a fact it’s not the church I attend.
That kid is so amazing at guitar, he makes people lose their pants.
Hey…how’d they know my nickname?
And he also makes you a racist mascot for sports teams. Never forget.
This is so wrong.
Freddy Krueger retired from Elm Street and pursued his life long dream of performing on Broadway in Cats.
Ha! He got me.
It’s a good thing one of them kept their clothes on.
No comment necessary
This is for my friends on laptops…it’s true.
Sadly, in five years this will be true.
It’s true. You have to be friends with someone if they are kind enough to take out a loan to buy coffee at Starbucks. I was at the bar the other day and it was $1 for all you can drink coffee.
Once again…no comment.
Fucking yogurt…it’s quite odd to watch yogurt copulate on the shelves.
You know that’s what you think of when he says it.
EVIL!
For those that have this guy in college, try not to break him the first day.
Does anyone know when volleyball season begins? I can’t wait!
Comments (49)
Wow, the one with the heart is so cool!
@nattata -
And true
I couldn’t help but smile too lol
@NightlyDreams -
I once heard someone say that 99% of men masturbate and the other 1% are liars.
Damn, you said guest blogger. I thought you wanted to do a guest interview — with a “Dickdoktor”
I don’t know what to say about all of these pics. My brain is in the sewer right now – listening to Alice Cooper, “Billion Dollar Babies” and Zappa. I’ll give you 3 guess which tune of his I have on?
Fruity Pueblos? LOL!
Asparagus? Now we now what that dudes secret fetish is! He might a really good friend of R. Kelly! Bleh!
The guy with the “Smile…” sign, I couldn’t help but laugh! Uh oh! Too much info! =O
I don’t condone domestic violence…but Chris Breezy’s greatest hits? ROTFLMAO!! I know, I’m wrong.
I love volley ball too, especially team Brazil! =]
@DickDoktorII -
Hmmm I remember last year interviews were all the rage. Xanga really needs to bring that back. Maybe I will attempt it. Give me some time.
“Beer Shampoo”?
“Valley Girl”?
“Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow”?
@bluepillorredpill -
Oh snap…R Kelly…I hadn’t thought of that. I am surprised Chuck Berry and R never collaborated. Too bad Ike Turner is dead. I am sure he would have loved working with Chris Brown.
I love seeing some of the homeless’s signs. They are pretty clever. I suppose they have to be.
Love the answer to the asparagus question.
And love the look on the guy’s face holding the sign. I admit it…I smiled
I may have to hijack that sign and stage an impromptu protest on campus this fall with it. I don’t know what I’ll be protesting, but it should be fun.
i was doing so well at “the game” and you got me!
I lost my shit over Fruity Pueblos.
@godfatherofgreenbay - I’ve heard a similar saying.
the 9th.
The “You’re gonna love my nuts” one is just too funny lol
@starlightserenity -
Yahoo Answers…I can’t go there any more because of stupidity but I’m sure most of it is people trying to be funny.
Yeah I laughed so hard at that sign so what does that say about me?
@GodlessLiberal -
I am sure there is something worthwhile to protest. You are at U of M? I would protest Radio K for having lousy reception.
@SoftlyPearlsSlipOffAString -
I love those. I had a few more but you will seem them at another time. Be on your toes. In the mean time, make sure your Number Lock is on and then on the number pad do this in the comment box…hold ALT then press 84, hold ALT then press 104, hold ALT press 101, hold ALT +32, ALT+71, ALT+97,ALT+109, ALT+101
@Laryssa -
That is a great one
@NightlyDreams -
But then I’ve also heard that 68% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
@TheGiantSlayer -
Yeah…no comment
@Shining_Garnet -
When I saw that one I laughed so hard because that is what I think every time I hear him say that.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
the only reason I looked it up is because I was too curious as to how you would respond…. this is most disappointing.
The sleeping guy I would have to guess is an ass man.
@TheGiantSlayer -
Oh snap…I was thinking you meant the 9th photo…But the 9th for volleyball…thanks I will be anxiously fapping I mean watching.
@MelFamy -
HAHAHA…you have earned the rimshot for that comment
@godfatherofgreenbay - You’ve actually got a point there. One of my friends mom works for a magazine and was told to go out and do a survey and told the results she should get ahead of time. So you’re not far off the mark with that statement.
Fruity Pueblos and asparagus = I think I woke my roommates up laughing.
You should also watch womens’ water polo. Shit is hot XD
I think the guy with the masturbation sign is from my city!
@NightlyDreams -
Wow…and that was my little joke. I have heard that media outlets do stuff like that.
@UR_MUSE -
My mission is accomplished, I’ve gotten someone in trouble…score
@ccRowp -
alright…that is the only encouragement I need. I remember now that a few years ago at the Olympics that boobs were popping out left and right.
@Mrs_Jack_Daniels -
Well then your city must be the smiling-est city there is…that is such a clever sign.
@UR_MUSE -
Oh and if they give you any guff you just tell them that 68% of people can’t open their mouths and tap the bottom row of teeth 16 times with a thumb knuckle while making the “OK” sign 16 times without getting dizzy. When they do it to prove you wrong, sit back and laugh at the joke I have created for you.
I’ve never tasted my pee, so I spell asperagus correctly.
^ RUH ROH don’t say anything dude.
@ItIsAllGravy -
Your secret is safe with me.
wow that’s a lot of pictures.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
i don’t have a number pad. i have a laptop. will it still work?
@SoftlyPearlsSlipOffAString -
Hmmm I don’t know how that works. Basically it was just a way to trick you at “the game”. It spelled out “The Game” when entered properly….I am evil like that
@New_dog -
Yeah, I love finding these funny things to share
@godfatherofgreenbay -
I will employ this method on them if they give me any lip!
@UR_MUSE -
And video-tape it for blackmail
Smile? Shit, I blew coffee out my nose (more than once)!
@judyrutrider -
Well I am sorry…I would imagine coffee in the nasal passages would be quite painful.
YOU FUCKIN DICK I LOST THE GAME.
Just kidding. But I did lost the game.
And it’s all your fault.
@crazy2love -
Someone told me about that but because I don’t have a laptop, I can only make out a heart. I seem to be responsible for you losing quite a few times.
Do you think thats a real horse? Or a photoshopped horse? I mean, cuddling with a baby horse might not be that bad.
@theladyofabundance -
I don’t think that is shopped. I don’t know about horses. I lived on a horse farm and realized I’m not a horse person.