February 10, 2012
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Tattoo Thursday 2/9
Well I won't call it "Terrible Tattoo Thursday" because a few people last week complained that the title wasn't accurate because the tattoos were good. Anyway maybe these will change your mind. You may notice a theme. Oh and there may be one that is NSFW. I think you'll be able to tell.
Paging Mr. Herman! Mr. Herman, you have a telephone call at the front desk!
Connect the dots la la la la la connect the dots la la la la la
On this very night, ten years ago, along this very stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building... And when they pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck. It looked like this...Yes, Sir, the worst accident I ever seen.
"Then you're crazy" "I know you are but what am I?" "You're crazy." "I know you are but what am I?"
Yeah, I'm all alone. I'm rolling a big doughnut and this snake wearing a vest...
That was the president again. I've got to steal back the X1 before the Soviets find the secret compartment containing the microfilm. The future of the free world is riding on this one.
This box contains over 217 bits and pieces of information, evidence. Exhibit A: A photograph of the victims, my bike and me. Exhibit B: Another photograph. What's missing from this picture? It's just me WITHOUT MY BIKE! Is this something you can share with the rest of us Amazing Larry? Exhibit C: The horn I was picking up at Chuck's Bikeorama when my bike was actually stolen! Exhibit D: Jimmy what is this? Too late! Chip!
I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!
"Hey, Verne!" "No, I'm Pee Wee!" God I used to watch both those shows every Saturday morning and I think they were on back to back.
Large Marge sent me
Exactly! I bought this pen one hour before my bike was stolen. Why? What's the significance? I don't know!
There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.
You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. So long, Dott.
I call it... the hot dog tree, because... it's a hot dog tree.
Duh, Vance! You'd think I never went to agricultural junior college!
I say we kill him! I say we hang him, *then* we kill him! I say we stomp him! Then we tattoo him! Then we hang him...! And then we kill him! I say we let him go.
Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer! Ahh! Paparazzi!
Come in, and pull yourself up a chair!
The secret word is NOSTALGIA!
he mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting...
Go ahead and scream your head off! We're miles from where anyone can hear you!
I remember... the Alamo.
What a jackass! At least that jackass has balls...sorry.
Hmmm which is better? The bear with the lopsided snout or the homemade dog tattoo? Why not just get it removed instead of covered?
I saw this on the UW Meme page and it has me concerned. I think the next press conference I'm going to use my press credentials gained because of Xanga to ask Bielema why he still has this tattoo or why he hasn't put a Bucky Badger on that.
Well I'm hungry. Have a good evening.
Comments (33)
I saw that last one on fuckyeahtattoos...that's why you shouldn't piss off the tattoo artist and then tell them to do whatever they want. xD
What in THEE hell? A tattoer who would do that last one is no better than the butchers who made Michael Jackson look the way he did. Let me guess, that's the only way he could get some pussy!
So much pee wee. I think if I get another tattoo I'd have to be a spider.
Oh sweet jeebus, Pee Wee Herman?
I'm going to go cry in a corner now. Him and his movies horrify me.
I have never ever actually ever seen Pee Wee Herman.
So... did I actually miss out?
OMG WHYYYY so many pee wee tats
some of them really look like Pee Wee... oh, and btw, i think it was yesterday, or maybe the day before, i saw that Family Guy Star Wars episode with Pee Wee on his bike...
I remember Pee Wee Herman, but I don't remember what the show was actually about. I think it might have been one giant acid trip....
...which would explain where the tattoos came from, actually.
so i actually like the tequila one.oh, and the dot to dot. otherwise scary and icky. just saying.
...and when they pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning, wreck...it looked like this: bleahgheaughghghaa!
I so love this! Much like Wayne's World, Pee Wee's Big Adventure is a film that has had a huge impact on my life.
I can not understand how anyone could want a tat of PeePee Herman. He is such a looser.
this is why I'll never get a fucking tattoo
these are really fucked up
Yikes.
I gotta watch that Pee-Wee movie again.
I had to stop at the bike picture or lose my dinner. 217 bit?...of information..bits2 bits 25 cents from the waltons.. $108.50?
SO... bad.... so... horribly... bad...
Ok. I understand the cereal box guy. but PeeWee Herman ?????????????????
Disturbed folk in this world and a lot of bad artists too, my nephew could have tattooed some of that shit.
I'm thinking anyone who puts Pee Wee on their leg, must have a wee pee between them
@ALovingAdversary - yeah that's where I got it, half the tattoos I see on that site aren't that good. I really don't get why people have to have them
@whyzat - hahahaha...that last line is great
@LadyofWaters - I was actually quite surprised how many Pee Wee Herman tattoos I found but then they were one Pee Wee Herman's facebook page
@Cestovatelka - I liked Pee Wee but there's no need for tattoos of him. Just imagine in a few years if kids will get Yo Gaba Gaba tattoos
@opticalnoise - You should really watch Pee Wee's Big Adventure but then I probably gave away a lot of the lines with this post. I liked it, it was so innocent when the world was so focused on money and sex...well it still is
@Thatslifekid - he was fun to watch when I was a kid but I'd never tattoo him or G.I. Joe on my body
@Peridot21 - Yeah you probably did see it because it was on TBS Monday night because they aired all the Family Guy Star Wars episodes. I got these from Pee Wee Herman's facebook page. I didn't even go through all the photos so I bet there are more tattoos.
@leaflesstree - acid trip is probably a good description. It really wasn't about anything, just Pee Wee doing random stuff in his house and screaming when people said a certain word.
@promisesunshine - yeah I do love that quote about being a rebel. I've used that before.
@ZombieMom_Speaks - yeah, it's a good movie and I wouldn't hesitate watching it with kids. It's one of the few movies that can be enjoyed by both adults and kids.
@Grannys_Place - yeah, I did like him when I was a kid but I couldn't imagine getting a tattoo of him now
@BenelliMan - exactly
@bonmots - a few are nice as far as tattoos go but the content is so questionable
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - It's such a good one, I want to get copies of his tv show but then I'd probably also need weed and acid to watch them
@starmanjones - well I couldn't find any Waltons tattoos, sorry
@raiderjester - yeah, when you come through there are plenty of tattoo parlors downtown Dells so you know
@roscoes_farm - yeah it baffles my mind. Do people just wake up one day and say, "I want a Pee Wee Herman tattoo."
@beauty_is_truths_smile - yeah I'm wondering how many of these were tattooed by 4 year old
@Aloysius_son - I've often wondered if they go pee pee on Pee Wee
@godfatherofgreenbay - Ewwwww... I hate it when that happens...
@Aloysius_son - I just rec'd your comment for the terrible pun, sir. You have made my day with that.
@opticalnoise - It makes me happy when I make people happy!
@godfatherofgreenbay - Absolutely! That's a great evening with the kids - pop some popcorn and watch Pee Wee. It's a good evening by myself too.
@opticalnoise - GASP! Seriously? Yes you did! Pee Wee's Big Adventure is one of the wierdest movies ever made, and that's saying something coming from me. It's hilarious in both the outward way and the tongue-in-cheek-way. Lots of great visual and verbal puns.
Big Top Pee Wee sucked a tailpipe, but he totally redeemed himself with Pee Wee's Playhouse, which was a kid's show that was on every Saturday morning for about two years. The director of the show is listed as Robert Cummings, but we know him now as Rob Zombie. Laurence (Don't Call Me Larry No More) Fishburne played Cowboy Curtis on the show before he got wicked famous.
So yeah! You missed some great stuff! However, it's all available on dvd now, so you can catch up.
Also, look into 'Hey Vern, It's Ernest!'. It was on every Saturday after Pee Wee and was a total scream.
I just completely nerded the hell out, didn't I? Good thing I have no shame.
@ZombieMom_Speaks - see this is why I like you. I owe you an email or a text or something, don't I? I promise it's on my list of shit I gotta do. Promise promise promise.
@opticalnoise - You've got so much going on right now it's a wonder you get to breathe. As much as I'd love to hear from you, take your time, I get that you're busy.
You knows I loves you!
@ZombieMom_Speaks - You knows I loves you too! My plan is, once I'm in Portland, after I figure out the city/train system, I'm taking a day to write personal emails to a few people who have been patient while I've been ignoring them so I, you know, stay alive.
OMG. How many fucked up versions of Pee Wee Hermin are running around as tattoos?
@curiousdwk - I am actually shocked there are this many. I found most of those on Pee Wee's facebook page and I only made it through half of all his photos.
I liked Pee Wee as much as the next guy, but seriously. Mekka lekka hi mekka heinie ho.
Heinie.
Ho.
heh
@adventofreason - Sasha Grey is a heinie ho
Doot doot doot knocking at my back door. SING with me, Godfaddah.
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