February 14, 2012
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Valentine's Day Cards
I should've posted these earlier so some of you could possibly give them to people who make your naughty bits tingly. Enjoy...
O, maybe this one isn't for everyone out there but I love it.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Vodka costs less
Than dinner for two.
Roses are red
Violets are purple
I may not be a Pokemon
But I can make you squirtle
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most poems rhyme
But this one doesn't."
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In soviet Russia,
Poem writes you!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
The stove is in the kitchen,
Why arent you?
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I'm a schizophrenic,
and so am I
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is lumpy
And so are you
Roses are blue
Violets are red
I've got this wrong
So lets go to bed
Roses are red
Grass is greener
When i think of you
I touch my wiener
Roses are awful,
Violets are the pits,
Lift up your shirt,And show us your tits.
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fi...Have a happy Valentine's Day!
Comments (25)
INDIANA JONES. I DIE.
Baha, your stupid poems are just as funny as the valentines. Especially the kitchen one.
I see you love the damn day about as much as I do. My goal is to not be homicidal/suicidal on 2/14 some day.
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.
I cannot rhyme,
And bananas are yellow.
these are the best valentine's i have ever seen. i'm laughing my as... self silly. be mein. trotsky thinks your hotsky. doobie. probably my three favs. but the whole thing was HIGH larious.
roses are red,
poems are corny.
i think the godfather
is kinda ... funny.
Hilarious! Thanks for the laughs!!
I hope that when I eventually get a valentine, that he sends me one of these. And your poems are epic.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Please remove your hand
Or else I'll sue you
^ Thought I'd give a poem too lol
dark vader
Awesome!
Roses are red
Does she like to give head?Otherwise you'll turn blueAnd end homely like Dwight schrew...
chuckle chuckle
Tulips are pink
poison ivy is screwy
to hell with the foliage
just get naked and do me.
Happy Valentine's Day!!
The nailing one is actually kind of cute, I think.
...or maybe I just have low standards.
oh my gawd, there he is again... the situation ughhh... delete!
my fav is, of course, the Dwight one.
beegee s talkin' jive
brothers johnson funked your face
a 70's VD
Scott Walker and the Koch Brothers. what a threesome.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm getting recalled
'cuz of you two
these were great! nic cage is freakin hilarious - I definitely looked up some other nic cage valentines, apparently that's a thing! hahaha
I have a soft spot for bears with chainsaws. This was greatness.
These are great.... that Sudenland one is fucked up and funny, too!!!
Hilarious!!!
@Wait_by_Moonlight - Don't die!
@Thatslifekid - well they aren't all mine and most are old as me but...glad you enjoyed
@adventofreason - Yeah, it was a rough day to say the least. It got really bad at night when everything slowed down on all the websites...so sad.
@promisesunshine - I am glad you enjoyed and thank you
@armnatmom - glad you got some laughs here
@Cestovatelka - awww I hope you get your Valentine
@James2012 - nice, that's one I made
@Hinase - glad you liked
@xplorrn - sigh...playing adult simulation games online
@Zissu25 - well glad you got a chuckle
@ZombieMom_Speaks - that's a good one and made me remember a joke...what's better than a rose on your piano? Tulips on your organ.
@Aloysius_son - yes and I heard a song that said money can't buy me love so I won't be frequenting the street corners looking for love.
@leaflesstree - no, I like that one too but that says more about me, there were quite a few that I didn't post because I thought people would be offended but they are cards I secretly wished I received
@Peridot21 - you know I put The Situation in there just for you but I'm glad you liked the Dwight one
@starmanjones - hahaha...good one
@TheSutraDude - that is brilliant...I had to share it on Tumblr
@raspberryjade - Yeah I was shocked by all the Cage cards, there were a few I didn't share. I guess there's always next year.
@distractedbyzombies - glad you liked, seriously though bears with chainsaws give me nightmares ever since I saw a movie about a giant grizzly bear attacking campers. It was around the time the Jaws sequels came out and I think they were trying to cash in on animal attack movies.
@roscoes_farm - thank you so much...I made that one
@KnightInCROATIANarmor - glad you enjoyed
@godfatherofgreenbay - Sounds familiar. I wonder what it could've been? There's that one called Prophecy about the paper mill-mutated animals but wasn't there another one, too?
simulation or stimulation... the adult version of sim - no thanks... the stim.... might have potential...
Howdy dudes! Wonderful stuff protects it up.
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