February 23, 2012
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YUP
It was my birthday on Monday. I didn't advertise it here because, well, I don't know why. Maybe I sort of wanted to see if anyone would remember. I know it's a long year and a lot to ask for. I guess I'm bad because I don't know all of your birthdays, maybe a handful. It's hard for me to remember dates with all my concussions. Maybe we should create a Xanga database of birthdays sort of like they have on Facebook.
I don't know why I'm all emo about my birthday I really didn't do much when I was born.
Porn stars wished me a happy birthday.
I posted this on Tumblr today and this is why I will never leave Xanga. I posted this photo along with captions like: "I bet he’s had bigger in his mouth." "I think this isn’t sinful as long as they are married and trying to reproduce and I think they are trying to reproduce some small twist cones." "I guess deepthroating an ice cream cone is the best way to get the taste of foot out of your mouth." "And the surging continues…" "A photo is worth a thousand words and this one is a mouthful." "If we allow gay marriage the next thing you’ll see is men wanting to marry ice cream cones." After 9 hours on Tumblr I have 0 comments or likes or whatever. I guess going with what I said above about my birthday that means I'm an attention whore.
And when I don't tip, I say, "You got the wrong Lebowski. I'm the Dude, man."
Trust me, Cubs fans are horrible tippers. Oh and has anyone had any of the fine products from Lakefront? If you haven't try their Snake Chaser or Fuel Cafe.
I think he's choking me...HELP!
Double entendre? Well, do you ladies?
Can we take the damn photo...PLEASE!
OK we're done with that meme.
Just like daddy indeed
Can you solve this adorable pictograph?
It all makes so much sense now
I'm sure the Jewish NASCAR car will do fine this year just as long as they don't race on Saturdays.
Because I love all of you.
Comments (30)
Happy Belated Birthday! Love all of the photos. I have a tumblr, too, and it's pretty lame. I came back to xanga. Nothing beats xanga! Ds
happy belated birthday! if you post an "it was my birthday a few days ago" blog next year there's a good chance i'll remember i wished you a belated birthday this year. that's about the extent of my memory for birthdays.
you have to wonder how many Americans Santorum is at war with. everyone outside of his theological thinking which is most of us. gays because he believes they lead us all to bestiality. working women. the President of the United States who he compares to Hitler, making those of us who like the President of the United States nazis by association. democrats because he believes democrats do the work of Satan. one thing i'll give him. at least he didn't tie his dog to the roof the family car for a 10 hour trip.
Happy bee-lated Birthday. That porn star happy birthday I could watch for a long, long time. LOL
Happy Birthday, Matt.
ha ha ha haappyy birthday!!
I suck at remembering birthdays. I'm an ass.
Also, Lakefront brewery is awesome!!!!! I went on their tour and tried several beers.
happy Birthday
Happy birthday
Happy Birthday! <3
I am getting old enough that I try to forget my birthday. Hope it was a good one.
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happy belated birthday! I hope you had a good one! <3
I sent you a birthday message! but only after I saw it was your birthday - I'm terrible at remembering birthdays, too! so as long as you're not offended I didn't know yours, I won't be offended if you don't know mine!
and yeah, I find tumblr is really hit or miss. Its like some of the things that get a million "reblogs" are stupid... its really a different platform from xanga... I feel like on xanga people come to your site because they know you're funny, but on tumblr its more like people only look for what they're interested in, so no ones going to come across that picture because no one is actively searching for it.. maybe?
also, I am loving that vintage ninja turtles valentine!! hahaha
and the seal with Seal's head in one of those "what ___ thinks I do" things... lmao I looked at that for a good minute trying to figure it out!
Happy belated birthday
Well, happy bleated b-day, dude.
The captions for the Santorum pic were EPIC. LOL!
k well, i'm writing it down this time... so i don't forget next year!
... that last pic, with the horse, i love that... and, if i had found it, that alone would have been a whole post for me... i'm a minimalist, i guess
you can't be angry with the internetz for not knowing your birthday.
happy belated anyway :p
Happy Birthday
Very cute horse
and happy birthday. I don't do anything but xanga and Facebook. I would have commented if I was on tumbler. Although I have no idea what I'd say about that photo.
ice ice baby. haha...hahaha!
I'm a cheap laugh, sue me.
Part of me hopes Santorum gets the nomination so maybe people will finally see just how batshit crazy the Republicans have gotten. There's a reason we didn't keep him around in PA.
Happy birthday!
You have a birthday??? That would mean that at one time you were a baby, and then a small child, and then a big boy, and then a young man and eventually, the all grown up Godfather of Greenbay. Hmmmm. I thought you were always like this.
Happy belated birthday my friend.
You're a dick. I wanted to wish you a happy birthday on your actual birthday!! Oh, well. Better luck next year.
Happy belated birthday, dude.
The horse looks like he's putting his neck out so someone can chop off it's head.
I loved the "Just Like Daddy" pic. I think it could just as honestly said, "Just like David".
@demonicsinner - thank you, yeah I don't get how Tumblr is so popular because there is little interaction. It's just sharing photos. Very rarely do I see what I'd consider actual blogging.
@TheSutraDude - thanks, I should try mentioning it. I know the last couple of years I didn't really mention and people did birthday posts for me. It was odd.
Honestly I think Santorum is trying to be this election's Palin. She said provocative things just to get people to support her. There's nothing he says that's productive. I have yet to meet anyone who supports Santorum. I often wonder if he's just a figment of the campaign's imagination or someone there to keep Paul away.
@roscoes_farm - thank you, yeah that pornstar is an interesting one
@sleekpeek - thank you
@FrenzElectric - thank you
@TheSecretLifeOfPandas - oh it's alright, I didn't advertise it. Brewery tours in Milwaukee are so much fun. I did the Sprecher tour and Miller tour in one day. That was good for a nice buzz. Of course I did the Miller tour first. I need to go to Lakefront and find a few others while I'm down there.
@James2012 - thank you
@Shining_Garnet - thank you
@leaflesstree - thanks, I tend to forget my birthday because of all the concussions. Maybe that is a defense mechanism to not feel old.
@xplorrn - well thank you very much http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUvjl9rRMIc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQRdm7uIwAI&feature=related
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@sexymamabear - thank you, well my birthday was on Monday and it was pretty good because everything was shut down and it was relaxing.
@raspberryjade - yeah I'm terrible with email so that is why I didn't get back to you right away. I'll have to start a database of my own for when people have their birthdays. Maybe I'll get around to that one of these days.
I think you pretty much hit the nail on the head with Tumblr. I think people who use it have developed such short attention spans. They can look at something for a couple seconds and then if they like it they click reblog and if they don't then they keep scrolling. So impersonal.
@Isabellthecutie - thank you
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - thanks, have you seen the photo of Santorum that's made entirely out of gay porn?
@Peridot21 - aww thanks, minimalist wizard. There was one I posted and I can't find it now but it was a post and the metal on the post looked like a face. I'm going to go through all my photos to try to find that because I thought it was hilarious.
@BranmacFeabhail - thanks, yeah I'm not angry with the internet moreso people in the real world that I considered friends.
@dmcx2010 - thank you
@LadyofWaters - thank you, yeah that photo is something else. It also reminds me of why I don't eat ice cream cones
@distractedbyzombies - YES ding ding ding winner winner chicken dinner but not paid for by me.
@carolinavenger - I have yet to meet a Santorum supporter or at least someone who admits to it. The scary thing is, I think that Santorum would do pretty good because he'd get a lot of crazy supporters i.e. the Tea Party. He's doing exactly like what Palin did. Make assumptions about Obama's terrorism and religion and subtle racist comments...basically saying nothing productive just provocative.
@QuantumStorm - thank you
@Aloysius_son - thank you, I'm sure my mom was happy I was a baby
@clumsyandunaware - yeah I am pretty dickish but I prefer to be called assholish. Thank you, I'll be better next year...if there is a next year because my birthday would come after the Mayan calendar ends.
@temporarilyinnocent - hahaha...horses are weird like that, I lived on a horse farm for two years of high school and those horses were dumb.
@curiousdwk - hahaha...that's great
@godfatherofgreenbay - I must admit, your mullet is fairly sexy.
@godfatherofgreenbay - I did say I was a cheap date. Or was that laugh? Cheap all around.
happy belated birthday!!
@Zissu25 - thank you so much