The only thing I discovered on Columbus Day was that the bank and post offices were closed.
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-I currently have a boner

-I was a judge for a Xanga erotica contest.  I bought a vibrator to give if the winner was female.  I didn't get to voice this to the person running the contest so I now have a vibrator sitting in my room.

-I want to host the first ever Xanga 2.0 contest and call it "Who Wants a Vibrator" but without recs it's sort of stupid.

-I thought I was going to die last night.  I lost a lot of blood last night and I will spare you the graphic details but I collapsed because I didn't have any strength.

-I wish I had one of those old lady "help I've fallen and can't get up" necklaces

-I have had numerous crushes on Xangans including the current but I am too chicken to make my feelings known because of a negative experience.

-My eyes teared up with joy when I saw my Xanga was on The Huffington Post and CNN.

-I've always felt myself to be a theologian and know more about the Bible than a lot of the people who consider themselves Christians and wrote for Revelife.  I think that is the sin of pride.

-I have to admit that I enjoy watching Man vs. Food.  I admit that I have sort of a schadenfreude fascination with it because this is a show where a man goes around the United States partaking of eating competitions where he doesn’t finish all the food and then this program is broadcast to regions where people are severely malnourished.

-I don't consider myself to be tall.

-I had chicken pox three times

-I had so many of these little confessions to make but I lost them all because I've had at least 10 concussions in my life.  The most recent was a couple weeks ago.  I for some reason misjudged the height of my bathroom door(maybe because I was wearing work boots) and I hit my head on the top and the door frame and I basically knocked myself silly.

-I've been electrocuted 3 times.  I had different side-effects each time.  After the first time my hair stood on end for about 5 hours and made me drool quite a bit.  The second time left me with an irregular heartbeat that basically went away after I did some running around.  I also had a large red welt across my chest where I fell on the electric fence.  The last time made my shirt melt, I lost hair on my hands, my toes had burns, and I ejaculated sparks.

-I've been called the n-word at least four times in my life.

-I chew my fingernails.

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