Well my birthday wishes didn’t come true. Pretty much everyone forgot and no one tongued my balls human contact. Looks like I’m in for another year of disappointment.
I suppose it could be worse. You could be a dog. Dogs have 7 birthdays a year. but then again, at least a dog can tongue its own balls.
Dear (YOUR NAME):
Thank you so very, very much for sending us your birthday information. What a nice surprise it was! “Look at this,” the mail person cried as we all gathered ‘round. “(YOUR NAME) has been so kind as to send us his or her birthday information!” What excitement there was! We danced far into the night!
Sadly, however, we do not expect to be able observe it until approximately the end of time. We will, however, keep the remains of your information on file, in a tasteful urn, and you may rest assured that nobody will disturb it except for routine dusting.
Sincerely,
Xanga
We didn’t forget; we just didn’t feel like tonguing your balls and we knew you would ask since it was your birthday.
Happy Birthday.
I should have remembered it was your birthday, but I didn’t. And since we are not friends on facebook, the internet did not remind me. I probably wouldn’t remember most of my friends’ birthdays if not for facebook.
Hope it was a semi-decent day? Happy belated!
I lost the sheet of paper that records all the birthdays of people I know
Now I will write your birthday on every notebook that I own. Next year I’m sending you a bunch of top-dollar strippers, the best I can afford!
… I can only really spend about $50 on the strippers total since I’m strapped for cash so I hope they only have maybe 15 STDs between all of them.
Happy Belated!
Don’t feel bad…I didn’t get my balls tongued on my birthday.
But, then again, I don’t have any balls.
HUGS!!!
PS…Pretend I gave you a Birthday-MINI and a rec’! :-d
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Happy Birthday!!!!
I suppose it could be worse. You could be a dog. Dogs have 7 birthdays a year. but then again, at least a dog can tongue its own balls.
Dear (YOUR NAME):
Thank you so very, very much for sending us your birthday information. What a nice surprise it was! “Look at this,” the mail person cried as we all gathered ‘round. “(YOUR NAME) has been so kind as to send us his or her birthday information!” What excitement there was! We danced far into the night!
Sadly, however, we do not expect to be able observe it until approximately the end of time. We will, however, keep the remains of your information on file, in a tasteful urn, and you may rest assured that nobody will disturb it except for routine dusting.
Sincerely,
Xanga
We didn’t forget; we just didn’t feel like tonguing your balls and we knew you would ask since it was your birthday.
Happy Birthday.
I should have remembered it was your birthday, but I didn’t. And since we are not friends on facebook, the internet did not remind me. I probably wouldn’t remember most of my friends’ birthdays if not for facebook.
Hope it was a semi-decent day? Happy belated!
I lost the sheet of paper that records all the birthdays of people I know
Now I will write your birthday on every notebook that I own. Next year I’m sending you a bunch of top-dollar strippers, the best I can afford!
… I can only really spend about $50 on the strippers total since I’m strapped for cash so I hope they only have maybe 15 STDs between all of them.
Happy Belated!
Don’t feel bad…I didn’t get my balls tongued on my birthday.
But, then again, I don’t have any balls.
HUGS!!!
PS…Pretend I gave you a Birthday-MINI and a rec’! :-d
Happy Late Birthday