So I was flipping through the news the other night and came across a local news report of a nearby county.  The district attorney sent out a letter to all the schools with in the county saying that if they plan on teaching the newly adopted standards for sex education classes then he will prosecute them and if convicted they could face up to 6 months in jail.  I thought to myself that this story would hit the national news.  Sure enough it did.  The D.A. was on Anderson Cooper last night.

The funny thing is...I have taught in most of the schools he is threatening.  Oh and here is an article about a sex ed teacher within that county that says abstinence only education doesn't work. 

In all of this, I learned something.  When I was a "kid", I broke the law.

It seems like eons ago since I did one of these updates.  In my archives it said 2008.  I had done posts like this even earlier but that was back when I had no Xanga friends. How things have changed!  Well I dug around a few of those old posts and I am going to share some of those tattoos with my witty repartee.  If you have tattoos, don't think that I hate you because of your artwork.  I don't mind tattoos.  I just hate the ridiculous ones.  Also, there may be a bit of envy in my posting about tattoos seeing as I am allergic to the ink that is used.  Well here goes:

It was bound to happen.  I wish I knew the blogger that got this one done and ask if they still blog.  OK so it isn't terrible.  I just find it funny to get a website tattooed on your body.  If I wasn't allergic, I'd probably get an Ichabod, the Glory has Departed tattoo.

"Say Anything" about how crappy this tattoo is.

If this was the actual world, I'd hate to be living in Africa after a big chili dinner.

Wow, your ass has it's own bouncer.  Must be a lot of unruly customers on the weekends. 

This tattoo is the epitome of crap.

This guy's tattoo is quite popular at the military checkpoints in Iraq.

This tattoo brings new meaning to the phrase, "thumbing a ride".

Snakes on a plane on a douche bag.  So I still haven't seen that movie and I refuse to see it just simply because it seemed to be pure crap and from what every person who believed the hype has said it sucks.

Remember the old logo of the New England Patriots?  Well neither did the tattoo artist.

Two words:  BAD ASS!!!!  Whoa, Patton Oswalt made a guest appearance on my blog.

I think these are the Veggie Tales I want to learn about.

I asked myself almost three years ago if I could one day find a Barack Obama tattoo on the internet and YES I CAN!

So having a Bible chapter tattooed for a tramp stamp is....I don't know.  I couldn't imagine reading the Bible while doing the deed.  At least 1st Corinthians 13 is about love...not the dirty kinky kind but it is about love.

I was thinking of including a song by the Rolling Stones preferably off their "Tattoo You" album but I won't.  Instead enjoy this: