So I have been distracted this evening. The Office was new and was quite excellent. I want a photo cake of me sometime. Also I am listening to the NFL Draft. Did you know that when the Cincinnati Bengals and Dallas Cowboys draft players they immediately issue them a prison uniform and revoke their right to vote?
I am thinking of how I can market my own Five Dollar Foot Long.
OK link time...
#1. Have you ever thought of opening your own restaurant? If so, do not make signs like these establishments.
#2. I think Tumblr is a very strange concept and this site confirmed that notion.
#3. I think I am going to have to write a personals ad like this one. Juggalettes, are you down with this clown?
#4. I stumbled upon this article about a woman who has been banned from all the bars in England. How the hell does one get banned from entering EVERY SINGLE BAR IN THE COUNTRY?!@!?!?!!?#?%?^?
#5. Wow, this guy really is taking his Michael Jackson impersonation too far.
#6. I regularly dump on the work of Tyler Perry although lately I have found myself strangely addicted to House of Payne. I started watching after Spike Lee accused Tyler Perry of promoting nothing but coonery and buffonery. Anyway here is a white guy's blog about what he learned from watching Tyler Perry movies.
#7. This is why I would never have a webcam nor let my children have one.
#8. Remember the site, Look at this Fucking Hipster? Well here is a new hipster website...FUCK YEAH! HIPSTER KITTY!
#9. Who is the better sexter...Tiger Woods or Jesse James? I think they both suck.
#10.Sometimes I feel like I am being murdered to death when I read kids writing about Justin Bieber and they can't differentiate between "your" and "you're" yet they can spell "Bieber" correctly every time. That being said, I find this to be a gem from Fail Book.
Oh and be a pal and go check out my entry called "A Shocking Experience". You won't be as shocked to read it as I was.
I am so pissed at Comedy Central for their censorship of South Park. Why is it that every single religion in the world can get pissed and shit upon but Islam is off limits? Like Buddhists aren't threatening people with beheading because Buddha was shown to do lines of coke. I don't get it. But what I get is that I really am digging on these two songs.
Good night and good luck
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