Well...like my pulse says...Life is beginning to take it's toll on me and I forgot to bring change.  Oh well, I'm still young at heart though slightly older in other places.

If I had a penny for every smart thing I said, I'd still be broke.

A guy told me today that I should be alert.  Since when did the world need more lerts?

Music:

This mash-up combines "Intergalactic" by The Beastie Boys with "Poison" by Bell Biv DeVoe.  I can't believe I totally forgot about Bell Biv DeVoe's existence.  I did on this mash-up but I am always cautious not to overplay anything with "Intergalactic".  When I started my sophomore year of college, that song was released and I swear everyone had that album playing and they would only play the one song.  Granted it is awesome but that album is the shizzny.

Take one part "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails add a jigger of "Come Together" by The Beatles, shake, and you have this mash-up.  I have to now include "Closer" as one of those commonly mashed song.  It has that beat that works with everything.  Usually I am wary of any bootie that contains Beatles songs but this one rocks.

This was my OMG mash-up of the week.  It is "Like a Virgin" by Madonna mixed with "Baba O'Reilly" by The Who.  OK if you don't know the song "Baba O'Reilly" you might know it as the incorrect title "Teenage Wasteland".  I do a Limewire search and see more entries for "Teenage Wasteland" than I do for the song with it's real title.  Sad.  What is wrong with kids these days?  Anyway...this mash-up makes me moist.

Oh and here is the more part:
The best songs to masturbate to:

• Flight of the Bumble Bee
• William Tell Overture
• O Fortuna
• The Imperial March from Star Wars
• Lux Aeterna
• Beethoven's Fifth Symphony
• Tchaikovsky's Russian Dance
• Chariots of Fire
• Bolero
• Darling Nikki by Prince

Why so many classical pieces?  Because I am high falutin'.

Wow...they really do have a wine that helps out for every medical condition.

When was the last time you heard "adorable" and "Nazi" in the same sentence.

Thank you for bringing me out of my funk, Xanga.  I appreciate all you do for me.