I'm back with another batch of links. I'm sorry about not getting the next episode of Deadwood up yesterday but I had to expose my cock to Xanga. I'll get back to Deadwood next week. Anyway here are the links.
The GodfatherofGreenBay blogs in front of a live studio audience.
1. Sometimes porn loses it's thrill but thankfully it leaves me with a dirty mind so that is why I find these examples of unintentional porn hilarious.
2. Are you a diabolical genius but you haven't developed your diabolical laugh for when you reveal your master scheme or capture the hero trying to stop you in your quest of world domination? Well if you want a shortcut, here's a link that will supply the laugh for you. Press the button, turn up the sound.
3. Not only do geeks give us great computers, they also give us awesome wallets. I still need to buy myself a wallet that says "Bad Mother Fucker".
4. This is a real complaint to a pizza place. Make sure you listen to the whole thing. It would be better if they spoke in American.
5. Remember when "yo mama" jokes were so fashionable? Well now the big thing is to make fun of you for your mom being at the club. I spent so much time on that site.
6. Whenever I wander through a toy section at a retail store I am always amazed at the amount of crap on the shelves. Then I remember my childhood toys. Those were the days. Now if only Edith came running with my beer...the dingbat.
7. Don't you just hate when an asshole turns out to be right? Here's a list of 5 assholes despite displaying assholish behavior were correct. I think by the end of the year Floyd Landis will be added to that list.
8. Do you want to play a joke on someone in the office? Here's a list of jokes you can play with your office printer. Those will come in very handy.
9. I've had a couple of break-up letters in my day. The worst was via email. Anyway none of them are as brutal as these break-up letters.
10. I know a few of you enjoy the TV show LOST. Well here is a page that is devoted to all the Biblical references in the series.
11. Have you ever wondered what Disney princesses would be like if they were slutty? Well now you no longer have to guess.
12. I know some of you have been diagnosed with cases of Bieber Fever. For the rest of the sane people out there that hate him, here is a fun little trick that will enable you to rid your computer of any Justin Bieber references. It's called Shaved Bieber...lol...but it made wonder if he does actually shave.
My kids asked if I could get them tattoos. It's a good thing they are going back to their mom's place.
Once again, the GodfatherofGreenBay blogs in front of a live studio audience.
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