I am having some form of writer's block.  I have plenty of things to write about but whenever I see them on the screen, I get disgusted and delete the entry so I am bringing in a guest blogger much like I have in the past.  I have had guest talk about these topics in the past: the the Israeli/Palestinian Conflict, The Economy, The Swine Flu, and The Nobel Prize, and The Times Square Car-Bomb Scare.

I have had mixed feelings about the whole Xanga suicide hoax from last week but my words aren't strong enough so that is why I hired a guest to write for me.

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Disclaimer: the guest blogger's opinions do not reflect those of the godfatherofgreenbay.

From time to time I like to sit back and let others blog for me.  Over the past I have had guest bloggers cover the Israeli/Palestinian Conflict, The Economy, The Swine Flu, and The Nobel Prize.

I do not have the words to fully express the situation in New York City when it comes to these bomb scares which is why I have brought in a guest blogger.  Just a reminder, I do not endorse the words of my guest blogger.

Peter "Paulie Walnuts" Gualtieri

Piacere, Don Mateo!

Oh, madonn', this jamook in the city has me mezza morta.  He bought some fuckin' fireworks and potting soil and he's going to kill us Americans?  Oh madonn'!

All I'm saying, cugine, is you drop me in Wherever-the-fuck-it-is-istan, and I'll give that finook a Moe Green special.  I dare them to come over here to Jersey and pull that shit.  They wind up in old man Satriale's grinder.

These mortadella terrorists are cutting into this thing of ours and making it harder for us to make a decent and honest living.  You say the word and I clip every single one of those fuckers.  Ah va fa Napole!  Oh!

One strunz is goin' ruin the whole fuckin' Times Square experience?  Now everyone is getting scared and turning puttana.  Oh a bag of water and books...I'm shakin' in my boots.  Oobatz!  Then you get this cafone who lets his car idle in the square.  What the fuck?  He has everyone hiking up their skirts and running for the hills.  But then shit happens, what are you gonna do?

We send them money and we supply them weapons to fight off the Russians but in the end they try to fuckin' kill us.  You do them an act of kindess and you get bombed for your efforts.  You think you have an ally but in the end they fuck you too.

I tell you, just let me at this pucchiacha and I'll put one between his eyes and blow his brains out.  Seeing as the guy tried to use fireworks for his bomb there probably won't be many brains to clean up.  Then all this talk of whackin' the terrorists, I figure I'm gonna do a few thousand years in purgatory because you add up all your mortal sins and multiply that by 50 and then add up all your venial sins and then you multiply that by 25.  You add the two numbers together and that's your sentence in purgatory.  A few thousand years is just like a few years in jail here.

Just say the word Don Mateo and I will separate Juan Valdez from his donkey.

I just have one last thing to say about the terrorists:

Fuck 'em!

Disclaimer: the guest blogger's opinions do not reflect those of the godfatherofgreenbay.