It's been a rough day. I got up at sunrise because I had a cat on my back. It seems they love to crawl on me while I sleep. They love to knead their claws in my back and guess who didn't have a shirt on last night because he was warm. I stand up and felt dizzy and then the blood started, bloody nose. AWESOME! The blood got all over my sheets so I had to do laundry. After cleaning up and throwing sheets in the laundry, I decided I needed to get to preliminary work on the garden. I planted two blueberry bushes and two of those upside down tomato plants. I hope this year no one decides to steal one of those tomato plants. Yes, I had a topsy turvy tomato planter stolen last year. Bunch of savages in this town. Then after cleaning I had to go out and work for the census. I've been doing that because the teaching gigs aren't plentiful at this time of the year. I went out to do follow-ups and I had a huge clusterfuck of a mess in addresses and people responding with the wrong forms. I was called a "n-word(I won't write it) lover" once again...that brings the tally that I have been called the n-word to 4 times. I was stung by a bee. I was bit by a dog. A woman stopped me and told me her life story because she knew my grandfather. My grill wouldn't light when I tried to make lunch. I don't want to leave the comfort of my home because I fear I would get struck by lightning even though there isn't a cloud in the sky. Oh I suppose there is the chance I'd get electrocuted in my house once again. So what do I do when I have days like today? I remember these two things:
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