You know I didn't post this last night because I was down but then I had a special conversation. Anyway let's examine why Xanga without me is like Harold Melvin without the Blue Notes...you're not going anywhere.
I am the only Xangan who'll...
I went to an Amish greenhouse today and bought cayenne peppers. The guy asked if I was trying to spice up my life. I told him I had enough spice with all my electricity.
After the Amish greenhouse I went to a gypsy to get my palm read but she said I should see a barber first.
Ui vtyytpoedv tyhiusd ewiutrh bnmyu. Doinjgf. (I just tried typing "I typed this with my dong" with my dong) Mind blowing, right?
Whoever said that one in the hand is worth two in the bush has never had sex.
A necrophiliac will always think you're drop dead sexy.
When I hear someone say OMG, I reach for my G-U-N.
I just got an idea of how they can solve the oil spill. They should film porn down there. Have you ever seen how much oil they use on BigWetButts.com? You probably don't want to check out that link unless you are alone in a poorly lit room.
Motivation:
Cocky is getting impatient.
I'm going to go run 12 laps around Lake Mendota and then go drink a case of Hopalicious and eat a steak, that's how I Badger Up!
Oh and I don't really care about apathetic people.
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