April 6, 2010
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Motivation
So I am bringing back this feature. I noticed a few of my friends here have posted their own de-motivational posters and you know what...THAT IS FRIGGIN' AWESOME!Did you see President Obama throw out the first pitch on opening day for the Washington Nationals? He looks like if the whole presidency thing doesn't work out that he could have a place in Milwaukee's bullpen. Can you really blame the guy? He didn't have a dad with whom he could play catch with and to throw a bone to Xanga's tinfoil helmet division...baseball isn't the national past time of Kenya.
I saw a guy with a "Free Li'l Wayne" shirt on and thought "I bet a lot of guys are gettin' some free Li'l Wayne right about now".
Every time I heard the sports announcers talk about Butler the last few weeks, images of Mr. Belvedere popped into my mind.
The only time I pass the buck is at the local strip club.
When I go out driving in my car, the front passenger seat doesn't go to the person who yells "shotgun" but it belongs to the person holding a shotgun.
Whenever I go near a bank I get withdrawal symptoms.
And now what you have been patiently waiting for...
It's good to be back.
Comments (35)
Haha you're so awesome =]
hahahaha! I'm sorry I'm speechless. Pink, she makes me love my body. The enchanted forest, my home! Love the dollar! Wait till you read my blog tomorrow (full of shame self-promotion!) Sadness. The soldier one.
hahaha. i missed you so!
I feel like doing a Barbara Streisand impersination and belting out "The Way We Were" - the lyrics had something about scattered pictures . . . just like this post. I'm so glad you brought it back.
LOL I've missed these.
haha definitely glad you're back
It's good to have you back! Glad to see those posters again!!
I love the Motivators. I didn't realize there was a nut-group of Ex Masturbators. I'll think of them the next time I wank off.
I've missed you man. I need some celebrity round up.
lmao! great way to start the day. i especially love the BONER bill!
so glad you are back
Omgoh! GO GREEN is EPIC, for real! A few more of these babies and I forgive your absence.
Come to think of it I have never seen duct tape on a duct
Revelation 22:20 is the name of a Puscifer (Maynard James Keenan = God) song on the Underworld soundtrack.
"Jesus is risen, it's no surprise, even he would martyr his momma to ride to Hell between those thighs."
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And I find it absolutely hilarious that the only difference between a wardrobe malfunction + millions of dollars in fines and perfectly acceptible exposure is about two square inches of duct tape
Obama didn't have a dad?
Mm... I wonder, what is Kenya national past time...
So much for my "Saturday Morning Funnies" - you just put me out of business.
Nice to see you back big guy.
ok first of all, it's good to have you back
...and second, hahahaaa @ the free lil wayne thing... (i bet if there was ever a time he wished he wasn't lil, it's deff right now 
@crazy2love -
thanks...you're not too bad yourself
@POETIC_ISIS -
Yeah that solider one is sad. His name is Pat Tillman and he quit the NFL after 9/11 so he could join the military. He was killed in Afghanistan and his death was under investigation and I think it was due to friendly fire however it was covered up.
@royal_diadem -
I've missed being around here too
@jacksoncroons -
yes, I need to figure out how to edit the photos once again. I'll get better, I promise. By the way, Barbara Streisand story: in college we made this video for my Russian history class. I played Boris Yeltsin in the video and we played up that he was a drunk by doing shots of vodka every few minutes. I got plastered during filming. After the filming we went to a bar and they had kareoke. FOr some reason one of my film partners signed me up to sing two songs, one was "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails(if not familiar do a lyric check) and the other was a Babs song something like "I'm a Woman in Love". I was in tears from laughter trying to make it through that one.
@Chinese_Sait0u -
I would always find good ones but I could never save them because I was at a library.
@BranmacFeabhail -
thank you
@mZdejavuZ -
I am so happy to be back here.
@curiousdwk -
Hahaha...those shirts are from some group called Passion for the Christ...the website is P4CM and there are some other funny ones. I think the one with "Ex-Slave" is a little wrong and I want someone to buy me an ex-fornicator shirt.
@TheGiantSlayer -
Yes...I have begun work on it
@LUNAPHIA -
I thought you might like a little boner
@windoftheforest -
OK I will be working on finding more just for you
@ElevenStones -
Yes, I have never seen that as well. I was in a Walmart recently and saw that Duct Tape now comes in a virtual rainbow of colors plus tie-dye and camouflage.
@ithiliya -
I was thinking that it might be one of those church signs that you can make online. I saw another one today that said "The Peter in Me" which wasn't one of those ones you create.
I am still surprised that Janet Jackson was never prosecuted for indecent exposure but then what she did wasn't anything like Erykah Badu.
@RestlessButterfly -
He didn't really know his biological father and I don't think he really got along with his step-dad but then after he was 10 or 11 he didn't have any father or step-dad in his life.
@dikdoktor -
it's once again great to be back and you should keep on posting whatever you find funny
@Peridot21 -
oh yeah I really wonder how he is doing in prison. More than likely he is in solitary but has privileges.
I'll tell you what. You wear the shirt that says "ex-fornicator", and I'll wear a shirt that says "fornicator rehab - FAILED"
@godfatherofgreenbay - I have a little crush on Erykah Badu, so I can't comment without bias
Then again, what Ms. Badu did wasn't seen on national TV, and I believe she was arrested for it, wasn't she?
On a side note, I want a shirt that says "ex-fornicator" with a picture of wedding rings beneath it *LOL*
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