April 9, 2010
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Terrible Tattoo Thursday...because one of you asked
It seems like eons ago since I did one of these updates. In my archives it said 2008. I had done posts like this even earlier but that was back when I had no Xanga friends. How things have changed! Well I dug around a few of those old posts and I am going to share some of those tattoos with my witty repartee. If you have tattoos, don't think that I hate you because of your artwork. I don't mind tattoos. I just hate the ridiculous ones. Also, there may be a bit of envy in my posting about tattoos seeing as I am allergic to the ink that is used. Well here goes:
It was bound to happen. I wish I knew the blogger that got this one done and ask if they still blog. OK so it isn't terrible. I just find it funny to get a website tattooed on your body. If I wasn't allergic, I'd probably get an Ichabod, the Glory has Departed tattoo.
"Say Anything" about how crappy this tattoo is.
If this was the actual world, I'd hate to be living in Africa after a big chili dinner.
Wow, your ass has it's own bouncer. Must be a lot of unruly customers on the weekends.
This tattoo is the epitome of crap.
This guy's tattoo is quite popular at the military checkpoints in Iraq.
This tattoo brings new meaning to the phrase, "thumbing a ride".
Snakes on a plane on a douche bag. So I still haven't seen that movie and I refuse to see it just simply because it seemed to be pure crap and from what every person who believed the hype has said it sucks.
Remember the old logo of the New England Patriots? Well neither did the tattoo artist.
Two words: BAD ASS!!!! Whoa, Patton Oswalt made a guest appearance on my blog.
I think these are the Veggie Tales I want to learn about.
I asked myself almost three years ago if I could one day find a Barack Obama tattoo on the internet and YES I CAN!
So having a Bible chapter tattooed for a tramp stamp is....I don't know. I couldn't imagine reading the Bible while doing the deed. At least 1st Corinthians 13 is about love...not the dirty kinky kind but it is about love.I was thinking of including a song by the Rolling Stones preferably off their "Tattoo You" album but I won't. Instead enjoy this:
Comments (36)
Uck... uck... some of the tattoo are so weirdo!
Damn, that's some classy work!!
I keep debating a tattoo for my birthday this weekend. Every-time I think about it, I get queasy and nearly faint. I guess I watched my foot tattoo, but I need someone to hold onto for my next. And I don't think any of my friends around here are up to the challenge.
The dude without a hand has an awesome tattoo.
Wow....Some of those tattoos are umm....strange.
hmmm i guess it's true what they say, there's no accounting for taste =P
that xanga one looks like it was drawn on with Sharpies lol... and, is it just me, or does that um butt bouncer one look a little bit like Patrick Swayze??
http://porcupinesol.xanga.com/639346353/my-xanga-tattoo--/
The world. I laughed for a while. Epic tagline.
She even did a video of her thoroughly scrubbing the tattoo in the kitchen sink with dish detergent to prove it was real. How's that for hardcore xangaddiction?
If that's a real tattoo of Obama, now that's what I'm talking about! It's good. It doesn't look like some 3 year old drew it. The guy's fairy looks pretty good, comic book (not crayon book) good. The patriot, not so much. And very clever amputee! Great sense of humor. Why not get a tattoo where you've lost a limb! Have you seen the breast cancer survivors who tattoo their chests? Thanks for posting these!
friggin' A, people are out of their minds! what the heck is it with the last one and barack doesn't even look like barack. the fingernail one is most disgusting. i should go into plastic surgery and specialize in tattoo removal. i'd be banking.
1) I miss Remy. She was funny
2) the Obama tattoo looks more like David Alan Grier
3) I went to snakes on a plane because I knew it would be bad, and i wanted to know just how bad it was. I was actually really really impressed. I was impressed because I set the bar as low as I possibly could think, and the movie was far far worse that I had expected.
I love your comments.
As for the I Corinthians 13, realize that the original King James Version uses the word Charity. I wonder if Charity is included in this person's Revelations of her Ass.
I like the scripture but it definitely doesn't need to be tattoo'd anywhere.
ha!...a bible verse for a tramp stamp...tis a miracle to be blessed...
I actually really like the world one... not so much on the others.
@RestlessButterfly -
Oh yes they are.
@twistedmistletoe -
Some of those tattoos should be in a museum because they are just that classy.
I would go to the tattoo parlor with you. I was always the emergency contact when my friends went. It was strange that they always put their lives in my hands when it came to tattoos. Then there was the one girl...hold her hand for the tattoo and hold her hair for the puking...such is life.
By the way, happy birthday.
@Lithium98 -
The more I think of that tattoo, the more I appreciate it.
@ChainGangSoldier619 -
I think strange is an understatement.
@Peridot21 -
Well UR_muse posted a link to the story about the Xanga tattoo, below your original comment.
Why, yes, that is Patrick Swayze in his role from one of the greatest movies ever made...ROAD HOUSE!
@Thatslifekid -
When I originally posted it, I had a much dirtier saying and one of my friends told me it wasn't appropriate so I changed it.
@UR_MUSE -
Here, I thought having dreams about Xangans was a sign of devotion.
@POETIC_ISIS -
I am going to have to look for the cancer survivors' tattoos. It sounds interesting. The guy claims that it is supposed to be Obama but the more I look the less it looks like him.
@royal_diadem -
Oh yes, you could make so much money especially with the gang members who get out or get early release from prison based on tattoo removal.
There are so many more I can share that proves that most of the people who get tattoos have to be drunk. In a town where I student taught there was bar on the ground level and then the floor above was a tattoo parlor. I can't remember if the tattoo parlor had a different name but the bar was called The Thirsty Rhino.
@TheGiantSlayer -
I never knew the person who had the Xanga tattoo but originally I found it on a site that featured tattoo mistakes.
You're right on with that Obama tattoo but the guy who has it claims it is Obama.
The only thing I thought that was cool about Snakes on a Plane was the personalized message one could send to friends.
@curiousdwk -
Maybe her name is Charity or maybe she would let me read it from above as an act of charity.
@NightlyDreams -
Yeah I have issues with people tattooing Christian symbols on their bodies. They must not know the Bible says not to get tattooed but of course that is the Old Testament law.
@youandwhosearmy -
That's the famous "love" section. I think the type of love she is looking for isn't what the original Greek implied.
@ithiliya -
Yeah that is the point. I mostly like how round the world is but that is just me.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Aww man, pm it to me?
@godfatherofgreenbay - ohhh i guess that's my bad then ...still, doesn't make it right lol =P ...and it is Patrick, huh? Cool-ness! =)
"He's got the whole world in his hands" comes to mind for some reason...
I just worked with a guy, 67 years of age, who was tattoed from his neck to his feet, no space left uninked, so I'm told. I took his word for it, but he did show me his back and chest and arms. He had dragons and dames, Jesus and devils, in red, black, and blue. Beautiful work. Stupid me didn't think to take any pictures, but if we work together again, I will post any he lets me take.
I like the globe one, except the equator is going in the wrong direction
Tatoos remain a mystery for me... when I hear of people tattooing a fly on their ass, or another melting skull face... I wonder... I dont know what I wonder about but I wonder. I think it confuses me. Im under the impression that tattoos should be "art" not crude bullshit.
I also hate tattoos of faeries. When you meet a girl with an inked faerie, run the other way.
I saw a lot of skin in Hawaii and the Hawaiian Islands tattoo on people ALWAYS looked like a weird birth mark. I did see some killer asian tattoos on peoples backs that was clearly done by some asian wizard of coolness. Its the old school art with what looks like, really fine lines of ink... either of traditional asian demons, dragons, or tigers.
One girl had a warring dragon and tiger tattoo that was rather impressive (same asian theme). But at the same time I wondered if she thought it would still be awesome a year later. It took up her ENTIRE backside.
@theladyofabundance -
I saw friends in college rush out to get tattoos and I always thought they would regret that choice and I know a few have had their college tattoos redone so that it is a new image. I don't think I could put something on my body that would stay with me for life.
I saw a lot of bad tattoos when I worked at an amusement park/water park. Those people should have covered up.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
i think you have to choose your laws. live with your heart. try of corse...
i wonder what you would think about this tattoo artist in alabama. he does these epic looking tattoos (all christian).