April 13, 2010
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Motivation
Seriously…Jonathon Taylor Thomas took my order. Oh how the mighty have fallen! Remember how he left Home Improvement because he said he was too big for that show? Yeah, his movie career turned out as good as David Caruso’s.
Strange desire, I want to go sledding.
I was thinking about music from the 80s. Do you think Mike and the Mechanics were ASE certified? I can explain that one for you but I can’t understand it for you.
Did you know the greatest cure for dandruff is baldness?
The true meaning of love is never winning at tennis. Once again I can explain that one for you but I can’t understand it for you.
Remember to relish today but ketchup tomorrow.
Someone asked me this week what my favorite love song is. I replied that it is “Bitches Ain’t Shit but Hoes and Tricks” by Dr. Dre. They informed me that Ben Folds does a cover. I said, “Listen, only the Dr. can operate. Would you like a “cover” brain surgeon operating on you?”
That last one was lame so here is this week’s batch of motivation:
I have not yet begun to procrastinate. Have a great…eh, I’ll finish it later.
Comments (41)
Very good post Mateo. I will be posting a new blog in a few minutes.
ha haha.
what’s this about jtt?
MMM relish and ketchup. neeed hot dog stat.
Woot… woot… your batch of motivation
PROCRASTINATE – NOW! One of my favorite tee shirts had that on it. It sure could be my creed now.
I wonder what that guy with the huge beer gut would do if I took my varmint rifle and shot the top off? Heart attack possibly?
Good stuff G.
I know I can be a little slow on the uptake but I don’t get the Alabama one, the beer gut one is excellent!
LOL @ the Bella Swan one! XD!
lol bella!
where were you that Johnathing trailor tomas was taking your order?
omg Mike and The Mechanics, now that’s a blast from the past… they were pretty good… but did they have any other songs besides that one really pretty slash sad one??
and great posters as usual… i luv the last one… poooor Storm Trooperrrrr…
I think if we put together the Old Ladies, Marriage and Fire Hydrants posters, we have ourselves a deal. It’s funny for me! I can explain this one for you but I can’t understand it for you.
I must agree with your comment about Dr Dre. No lame shit in here, nigga!1 Fo’ sho’, right?
@Dennis1979 -
Alright, I look forward to it.
@TheSecretLifeOfPandas -
I thought the kid that took my order of deep fried cheese curds was JTT but it merely looked like him or so he claimed.
@anonymiaous -
mmmm hot dogs
@RestlessButterfly -
I am so glad you enjoyed.
@dikdoktor -
I bet if you hit that guy in the belly, it would be just the same as if you put a hole in a can of beer.
That guy needs a t-shirt I once saw. It said, “This isn’t a beer belly. It’s a fuel tank for a sex machine.”
@ElevenStones -
I didn’t really get the Alabama one. I was hoping someone would explain it to me. I’m guessing it’s because it’s cheap beer covered in bacon.
@mZdejavuZ -
I checked out the Twilight movies from my library. I don’t know why. I think it was because I am getting pissed about how all these people in that movie are supposed to be the First Nations of the Pacific Northwest yet none of them are actually Native American. Sort of like how back in the day they used Italians to play Native Americans in movies.
@escaping_logic -
I am still in shock that I checked out the Twilight dvds from my library.
@TheGiantSlayer -
I was at a bar and grill around these parts. The kid said he wasn’t JTT but that he merely looked like him or so he claims.
@Peridot21 -
I only remember one Mike and the Mechanics song and that was something about “all I need is a miracle, all I need is you”.
I wonder if union health insurance covered “blown up” for the contractors and storm troopers.
So you were saying you knew what I was doing with my profile photos?
@windoftheforest -
The funny thing about that old lady one is that I swear that the old lady looks like a lady here on Xanga but I can’t remember her name.
The only rap cover song that I may approve of is “Boys in the Hood” by Dynamite Hack.
hahahaha. it would have been sad even for him.
Loved the hitler and unemployment ones,.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
hahaha
What the heck is with the Dean Martin pics? I should go and find some of Jerry Lewis.
@godfatherofgreenbay - oh yeahhhh, that’s another good one of theirs… but this is the one i was thinking of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGDA0Hecw1k *be warned… it’s a tear jerker… :’(
now, as for the profile pic thing… umm maybe notttt lol =P (that *is* Gary Busey, right??)
@dikdoktor -
I don’t know, I just figured to change things up a little. Whatever you do, don’t get a recent photo of Jerry Lewis.
@Peridot21 -
Now I know why I hadn’t seen that video.
I am still curious as to what your theory was even though I must have broken it with Gary Busey.
Boones Farm is my favorite. Uh-oh.
I cock-blocked a couple on campus last night. I was taking pictures of the shooting site with all the lights and this couple rolled down the hill and were macking on each other. I looked like a creep sitting on the hill and I cleared my throat. They giggled and ran down the hill, him carrying her. Cheeeeeese.
My current beau(?) says I should be ashamed. I should guide a cock, not block it. But I think public sex on university property while I’m sitting 20 feet away is a little too much. Maybe I’m just not a PDA person?
Is that the Queen in the Old Lady picture????
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Oh man… How did you survive through those Twilight movies…???
@godfatherofgreenbay - yeah, told ya it was a tear jerker… (still a beautiful song though imo)
and, well, the profile pic theory was that, idk exactly lol …but the last few seemed to somehow fit (albeit vaguely) the blog topics… orrrr maybe i just need to cut way back on the caffeine, six of one…
@mZdejavuZ -
I don’t know, I just managed because I did the old MST3K routine.
@Peridot21 -
Interesting theory.
The weird thing about that song is I have heard it so many times but never knew it was Mike and the Mechanics. Then watching the video I thought it was Sting but it was actually one of the guys from Genesis.
@godfatherofgreenbay - ah, i see… yep, Mike Rutherford… and you stop that right now with the profile pics! hahahaaaa =P
@Peridot21 -
Ok
@godfatherofgreenbay - hahaha …and here i was getting ready to say danke …curses, foiled agaaaain! =P
@Peridot21 -
I hope you get foiled with this one.
@twistedmistletoe -
Hahaha…Boone’s Farm…in college we had a cheap wine night at the ol’ frat house. We would fill up the full size booze fridge with Boone’s, Wild Irish Rose, Night Train, Thunderbird, and Mad Dog. We’d leave each bottle in the individual brown bag so that people sort of played roulette. It made for some fun times.
That is funny. I couldn’t believe people would be offended but then that is coming from a guy who seemed to be punished by the gods throughout college. My punishment was that I always walked in on couples making out or doing advanced making out. I also walked in on dozens of guys making out with themselves. I don’t know how I am able to live some days with having all those images burned into my retinas. So consider yourself lucky and be anti-PDA and proud.
Oh I don’t think that is the queen but there is a lady on Xanga that looks just like her. It’s actually sort of frightening.
@godfatherofgreenbay - aw cruuuud i do believe i am… who is that? (and if this is one of those ‘doh!’ moments, get ready for a scream lol
@Peridot21 -
I don’t blame you any. He isn’t famous. That is Pak Dam my roommate for a year in college. He is a pastor these days but may have to go to South Korea to serve in their military.
@godfatherofgreenbay - lol brat! =P …well, at least it wasn’t one of those “OMG I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT” kind of things… =D