May 6, 2010
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Lukewarm Links 5/6/2010
OK sad note to begin things, I was called the n-word today. I went to someone's house and that is what they called as they slammed the door in my face. I don't get it because that is the third time I have been called that in my life. I am just gobsmacked over that. Anyway...such is life. I got a weather radio tonight and I ate at a Christian pizza buffet and a crapload(new measurement in the American measuring system) of Amish people showed up. They started speaking in German and a little girl came and stood next to my table. I said, "Wie heißt du?" "Sarah. Wie heißen Sie?" "Matt. Wie alt bist du?" "Fünf. Wie alt sind Sie?" "Ich bin sehr alt." The rest of my time there they only spoke in English...go figure. The waitress was hilarious. It wasn't that she was trying to be funny but that my mind is extremely dirty and this celibacy thing is really being bothersome as of late.
Boss: Did you get your candy bar?
Waitress: Oh yeah. I ate it already. I really needed something in me.
Minutes pass and as she is clearing plates and about to take my silverware...
Me: Oh you can leave those, I'm taking a break.
Waitress: I know what you mean. I am glad I don't eat here. I could eat for hours and hours.
Me (after waitress is out of ear range): I could eat for hours as well but not this pizza buffett...zingLink time:
1. Do you like John Goodman? Do you enjoy the Insane Clown Posse? Did you know that John Good man is actually Violent J. Here is proof.
2. And while I am speaking of ICP, here are some of the best lyrics complete with photos of real live juggalos.
3. Your favorite TV show says a lot about you. Click here to find out what your show says about you.
4. So let me get this correct, this dude goes on to a car forum and posts about how much his girlfriend sucks. Then his girlfriend sees that he didn't sign out and she read what he wrote and responded with a break up letter which explained how her boyfriend was the actual douchebag? AWESOME! Make sure you read what the guy writes first.
5. Lately when I see girls posting photos online they all make these stupid fucking duck lips and it is so irritating and makes me think that they are constipated and trying to push. That being said, here is the Anti-Duck Face page. What does posing like that mean? Am I supposed to pick up on some sexual undertones? Are you trying to say that is what your lips will look like when...oops I once lived in Minnesota, don't want to incriminate myself.
6. Have you ever received a detention while in high school? I did. My detention was pretty mild compared to these AWESOME DETENTION SLIPS!
7. First we had LOLCatz, now I am proud to present LOLFavre. He really is a joke.
8. As an American, I fucking love to vote. I love it so much I vote every time an election comes around. Yes, I even vote for city aldermen and city dogcatcher. Well now you have teh opportunity to vote for THE MOST AWESOMEST THING EVER! Do it, it's AWESOME!
9. You know how I said I was celibate? Well I read this on craigslist and I really don't know what. I heard on the radio today that the biggest turn on for women in men is humor. Then why am I single?
10. I wish I was a seller on eBay. I would die for comments like these.
11. Is Kanye West a douchebag? The answer is shocking.
12. Have you heard?
I was such a weird kid.Oh and one last link. This is codeorgan. You type in a url and it whips out a tune based on the algorithm for the website.
Comments (24)
hahaaa about the waitress... see, told yaaaa... never ending! =P
and yes, i actually do like John Goodman, a lot, so there's no way i'm clicking on that link lol... can't un-ring a bell, ya know what i mean? =D
oh and btw, i miss the magical changing profile pics =( ...who woulda' thought?? lol
Who the hell has the nerve to call you the N word?! Seriously?!
What a... links!
HA...I love Glee, and yes I do think it would be great if you could just suddenly burst out into song. Unfortunately, I have complete awareness of the fact that I cannot sing. Unlike some of the auditionees on American Idol.
The ebay-link is hilarious! lol I also like the tv-show analysis, great!
@Peridot21 -
Come on! You have to give me one "that's what she said" moment.
Hahaha...yeah I don't think I can look at John Goodman in the same way anymore.
I will try to work on the profile pics.
Those detention slips were interesting. The one where the teacher was wrong and the student was right I would fight. Otherwise, they were great.
@eclecticapunkqueen22 -
OK how's this for a stereotype...a white guy at a trailer park called me that this time.
@RestlessButterfly -
I hope you enjoyed
I can already tell you and I would be great friends, because you share my tendency of posting just about everything under the sun that I find interesting, funny, or some combination thereof. Of course, this quickly gets on the nerves of my Skype friends sometimes, but THEY'LL SEE THE PURPOSE OF IT ONE DAY. SOME DAY!
@karila -
I enjoy musicals from time to time but I have never seen Glee. I don't know, there's something about it that just irritates me. Maybe it's the constant commercials whenever I watch other FOX shows. I guess out of that list I'd say Law and Order or True Blood but only because True Blood...well yeah.
@nattata -
I love how people do things like to that random sellers on eBay or Amazon. Amazon has some great product reviews. Here are some that I find funny and if you are on Facebook you can look here for some more.
So what did your favorite show say about you?
@bosefius -
The one about the oral sex was actually worth the detention. I can't believe they only got detention.
@sonicmega -
I just love posting random things but there is a method to my randomocity.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Me neither, though I think the Mohawk one was hilarious and probably my favorite.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Yup, very much.
LOL!! Those were great... My favorite was the Most Awesomest Thing Ever! Man! What a fun game! =D
The reason I don't stop by your site more often is, that when I get here I spend way tooo much time!
For some reason I just can't picture the Amish going to a pizza joint. I thought they didn't like electricity. So how could they like pizza? I had pizza tonight.
@godfatherofgreenbay - hahaha ok, i think this is the best-est profile pic choice so far!! =P
and, oookaaay, one moment... but there. you're done now! lol =D
@Peridot21 -
Woo-hoo the magic changin' profile pic is runnin' wild today!
@godfatherofgreenbay - =P haha ...you sure are a fun one, godfather... and there ain't no other way t' be! =)
@Peridot21 -
I say funny things and I also dress funny
@godfatherofgreenbay - hahaaa that you do... ok, wait, let me thinkkkk... WKRP In Cincinnati??? =P
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