May 13, 2010

• Lukewarm Links 5/13

  I received a phone call tonight from a reader complaining that I didn't have enough nudity in my posts.  That's so odd.  I don't remember posting my phone number here on Xanga.  Anyway, here's the links.

  1.  I always find it funny when I see models and celebrities and girls in general wearing stupid pants.  They are supposed to be fashion icons and not fashion idiots.

  2.  This is quite possibly the grossest and funniest thing I have ever read on Craigslist.

  3.  I have often worried about getting married...yes, despite being more than ugly, fugly, I have often thought of marriage.  Then of course I have to think of divorce.  What would I do with an ex-wife's wedding dress?  Well this guy has given me plenty of ideas.

  4.  You remember how a few weeks ago I posted these funny music files called mash-ups?  Well there is this new fad sweeping the intertubes where people mash-up the audio of an R-rated movie and play it with a kid's TV show.  The results are hilarious. 

  5.  Who knew garage sales could be so competitive?  Oh yeah, the assholes at emails from an asshole.

  6.  WOW...The Clash were way ahead of their time.  See, kids, this is a reference to a 70s band that played this music called punk rock.  You have no clue what punk rock is these days.

  7.  The best way I can sum up this website is the title: Barack Obama Looking at Awesome Things.

  8.  When I heard one of my prospective Green Card wives talking about how much she liked Michael Buble, there was nothing I wanted more in the world then Buble to be ripped apart by a velociraptor.  Well, my wish may be coming true.  The velociraptors are stalking Michael Buble.

  9.  Have you ever encountered an asshole who just didn't know how to park and they ruined your day?  Have you wanted to leave a piece of paper letting them know of their assholish activities?  Well now you can.  Just go here and click on the download a notice and you can be passive aggressive.

  10.  I don't know if this website is real time but reading it I get depressed in real time.  It monitors all the twitter accounts of people trying to get Justin Bieber to follow them.  I wonder how many of my tweets make that site.

  11.  Justin Bieber is talented, not musically but a talented master of disguise.

  12.  So are you of a darker shade of skin and living in Arizona?  Do you fear being pulled over by the police for violating the whites only skin laws?  Well here is a handy site where you can learn how to fit in out there in Arizona.
   
  If you read my last post, What's Making the Godfather Laugh, thank you and here is a link to a DJ service with the same name as the one in my favorite video, the video that makes me cry from laughter every time.  They take time to make sure you know they are not affiliated with that DJ.

  

  It's time to go get some deep fried cheese curds from Culver's because that is the only way I can fight McDonald's globalization.

  • 11:42 PM
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