May 19, 2010
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Motivation
I went to the local establishment to grab a beer after a hell of a day...bee sting, called the n-word, bit by TWO dogs on non-consecutive occasions, and sunburn...the guys at the bar were reliving their old high school football days and I got to thinking. The only good part about living in the past is that the rent is cheaper. I also thought that smoking is great for weight loss. It makes you lose one lung at a time.
Love is spelled L-O-V-E, which means there is no I or Me or even us in love...so sad.
I was talking to Bret Bielema about the upcoming season. He's worried because he has 100 players in camp but only has numbers 1-99.
Sex has it's ups and downs, a lot of them if you're doing it right.
The Mayans were way off when they predicted the world would end in 2012. They never saw Back to the Future 2.
I wish I could score on the curve.
And now for your weakly(spelling error..IT STAYS!) dose of motivation:
I just thought of something, a corndog is a hotdog with a delicious sweater.
I think I better get going. I am late for my new job as an ice sculptor. I am going to go make some cubes.
I'll BRB right back to make you LOL out loud ASAP as possible. I'm going to go get FUBAR beyond all recognition and I hope I don't get a DUI
Comments (40)
ROFL at tornainbow.
I was worried about the lady with no seat belt too.
She don't need a seat belt, not with dual uh um er you know
Leggo lunch is really cool! And the duct tape thing? I'm putting that on my white board this morning.
wow she really isn't wearing a seat belt.
*thinking ... thinking* ...nope, not really sure what to say here... =P
With balloons as big as that, she needs no seat belt.
The autobot one LMAO!!!!
I'm a bit confused, why do people call you the n-word all the time? Sorry that you were attacked by dogs.
These pictures are funny!
@methodElevated -
I love that one. I'd be screwed because I would probably be there with a camera getting footage.
@TheTheologiansCafe -
Don't worry, she has great airbags
@ElevenStones -
Airbags?
@jacksoncroons -
I wish I had that duct tape one a long time ago.
Hope you have a great day. Exactly how do you get a job as an ice skulptor...
@TheSecretLifeOfPandas -
Why does she need a seat belt when she has good air bags?
@Peridot21 -
how were the songs?
@RestlessButterfly -
yes, she has airbags
@UR_MUSE -
yes, I loved that one and laughed so hard.
@nattata -
Let's see the two recent times were because I work for a government entity and of course our president is black. The first time I was about 16 or 17 and a lady came up to me in the shop and asked, "N-word, where can I find a toothbrush?" She was serious. The next time was after a day of school and I was at a movie store looking to rent some movies and this guy came up to me and said "N-word that movie will scare the crap out of you." I have no clue why I am called this since I am about as white as every other white person.
I've only been around one dog that "liked" me. That was my Rottweiler in high school that I named Mädchen. I have thought that maybe the reason why dogs hate me is because I carry a vampire gene. The most plausible answer is that I am a stranger or they smell my cats on me.
@NightlyDreams -
I sculpt wonderful ice cubes.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Original airbags. Extra bonanza.
Reading those descriptions at the top kind of reminds me of that "Literal Ace Detective" story I sometimes see posted around. I don't remember most of it, but I remember two lines being like this:
"The hot dame rolled her eyes at me. I bent down, picked them up, rolled them back at her."
"We kissed. She screamed. I took the cigarette out of my mouth, then kissed her again."
@godfatherofgreenbay - oopsie lol ...i guess i could have mentioned the songs -duh Peridot- ...but, yeahyeahyeah, i deff heart the two Beatles songs <3 =)
@Peridot21 -
The Beatles songs were a trick to see if people actually listened to them.
@godfatherofgreenbay - hahahaaa you evil thing, you ...you know we xangans don't have attention spans long enough to actually do thaaat... i did just now though... umm what thuh?! =P
@Peridot21 -
I am evil. They were paying homage to the country where their career began.
@Peridot21 -
I am evil. They were paying homage to the country where their career began.
LMAO!! I love the tornainbow
OH man, that transformer one killed me! XD! LOL!!
@mZdejavuZ -
I need to get an action figure of myself so I can tell everyone that I plan on playing with myself.
"The Mayans were way off when they predicted the world would end in 2012. They never saw Back to the Future 2."
With this you made me roar with laughter....then I started snorting....then I started choking because of spit flying down my windpipe because of snorting.
Okay...now I can breathe again.
You are awesome!
@ExposedWrists -
HAHAHA...thank you, I am so happy I get that reaction out of people.
@mZdejavuZ -
I don't know if I should share my census experience from today...
@godfatherofgreenbay -
LOL! Get a bobblehead of yourself! =P JK! Oh man, there are sooo many times when I wanted to share my specific census experiences with my family and friends, but I feel uber guilty for breaking the whole "government oath" thing. I've never felt so frustrated NOT being able to vent freely before and tell them "Guess what happened today?"
@mZdejavuZ -
Oh I thought the only things we couldn't share were the information we obtained on the EQs. Our supervisor said nothing about the experiences we had like being bit or stung or almost getting stuck in an Amish driveway or having a person answer the door completely nude because you figure they were watching porn because you can hear it in the background.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! HOLY CRAP!!!! XD!!!!
@mZdejavuZ -
Just saying...of course
Duct tape is silver!! LOLLOL Great one, Great One! Cheesy, I know.
What the hell was with the Beatles song? German versions? The first two, hold no interest, although Mojo Nixon makes me think of a blues singer.
Engage!
@windoftheforest -
I love that duct tape one. I wish I could take it with me to schools.
The Beatles got their start in Germany so they did release a few songs in German.
I enjoyed the the tornado rainbow!
I recall seeing a water spout in the ocean once, thinking is was a tornado. But I was clearly wrong. Besides a hurrican on the ocean is a glorified tornado right?
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