May 26, 2010
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Motivation
You know I didn't post this last night because I was down but then I had a special conversation. Anyway let's examine why Xanga without me is like Harold Melvin without the Blue Notes...you're not going anywhere.
I am the only Xangan who'll...
pretend he didn't hear the queefnot care that your mom is in the other room and whether or not she can hear ussleep in the wet spotnot tell anyone about the time you tried to make out with that homeless guyhold your purse when you go shoppinghold your hair when you are throwing upcuddle with you and spoonaccept your mom's friend requesttake down my Scarface poster for youwant to be more than friends with benefitssmell test your clothes to see if they are cleanhelp you hide a bodyI went to an Amish greenhouse today and bought cayenne peppers. The guy asked if I was trying to spice up my life. I told him I had enough spice with all my electricity.
After the Amish greenhouse I went to a gypsy to get my palm read but she said I should see a barber first.
Ui vtyytpoedv tyhiusd ewiutrh bnmyu. Doinjgf. (I just tried typing "I typed this with my dong" with my dong) Mind blowing, right?
Whoever said that one in the hand is worth two in the bush has never had sex.
A necrophiliac will always think you're drop dead sexy.
When I hear someone say OMG, I reach for my G-U-N.
I just got an idea of how they can solve the oil spill. They should film porn down there. Have you ever seen how much oil they use on BigWetButts.com? You probably don't want to check out that link unless you are alone in a poorly lit room.Motivation:
Cocky is getting impatient.
I'm going to go run 12 laps around Lake Mendota and then go drink a case of Hopalicious and eat a steak, that's how I Badger Up!
Oh and I don't really care about apathetic people.
Comments (33)
hahaha...so glad youre still here
LOL. Love the pictures
I can't get past the wet spot Ew!!!
This is why you're the godfather.
COCKY!!!!!!!!!!!
And this not being posted Tuesday explains why I was complete 'meh' today.
everybody needs one reliable friend who can hold the hair back. that's so important.
I'd prefer you leave up the Scarface poster, one of my favorite movies. I hinted for 2 years that I wanted that movie on DVD for my birthday or Christmas, finally got it, platinum edition too.
What I remember about Lake Mendota was that it didn't smell to good by August
Moose knuckle, thank you for that
Moose knuckle. Awesome.
@macphoto -
Thanks...I did think it was a bit much but oh well, I'm still here.
@carsiiia -
Glad you enjoyed
@NightlyDreams -
Yes, maybe that was a bit too much
@dirtbubble -
That is right, thanks for stopping by
@bosefius -
Well I should have posted this on Tuesday. I'll have to remember that. It was great to expose Cocky once again to everyone on Xanga.
@royal_diadem -
I had to do that once at a wedding reception. A girl got drunk and was throwing up on and in the 18th hole. I love the fact that it was at a PGA tour stop.
@mZdejavuZ -
Well she was sort of pushy about me accepting her friend request but she baked me a dozen of delicious cookies.
@Melissa___Dawn -
Oh yeah, the platinum edition...is that the one that came out with the special box and also came with the original version of the film from like the 30s?
@ElevenStones -
Well Lake Mendota doesn't smell good any time of the year and I think that has something to do with the hospital for the criminally insane.
@ithiliya -
Glad you licked that...typo stays
@godfatherofgreenbay -
You know we all love it when you expose Cocky to us. We can't get enough, we love Cocky!!
Hey you are not the only Xangan who'll do all those things! I'd do them all too... well except for take down my Scarface poster... that ain't happening for nobody!
@Aloysius_son -
Dang now I'll have to go and change that to "I'm one of two Xangans who'll.."
@bosefius -
I was thinking that more people were interested in the BigWetButts.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
That's possible too.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
HAHA, yeah it's hard to resist her great homecooking huh?
It can cure a sad soul or a broken heart, I guarantee. 
@godfatherofgreenbay - No.
I didn't even know there was an original one from the 30s, lol. I'm going to have to look for that, although to be honest I'm just a huge Al Pacino fan. 
@Melissa___Dawn -
It's a Howard Hawks film and the only DVD version that I know about came with this special edition of the 1983 version of Scarface and it came in a box the size of a cigar humidor. When it first came out I think it was around $100 but now I see it on Amazon for around $30. Take a look.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Alright, that is totally cool! My DVD case has the same cover, but it didn't come in a box like that and no original, though it does have a lot of bonus stuff on it.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
*LOL* I'm not one for blondes, personally
@Melissa___Dawn -
Then I think you have the same edition as I do. I remember all the hype when that came out on DVD.
@ithiliya -
I am not picky about hair color or stuff like that and that is why I earned the nickname Crayola.
Lol
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