April 28, 2010

  • Motivation

    I love you guys...seriously, you all have been great.

    Did you know the real reason why people through back the baseball after a home run?  It started back in the 1890s.  They had the national guard at the games and if a home run was hit and the ball not thrown back the guard opened fire on the spectators.  See back then baseballs were expensive and human lives weren't.

    I have so many foreign languages bubbling in my head that I am getting confused.  When I read the phrase, "Please check out my Farmville," I translate it as "Please shoot me with your shotgun."

    Did you know that Malcolm X's killer was just released from prison?  When asked why he shot Malcolm X, Thomas Hagan replied, "He was an easy target because of the, you know, X."

    A friend of mine was telling me that getting the wife to have sex with him was like pulling teeth.  I asked if he had actually tried to pull her teeth.

    Mother's Day is coming up.  I am thinking of getting Mama Godfather of Green Bay a singing telegram.  I'm going all out and am going to pay Glen Danzig to sing "Mother".

    Women, why do you wear push-up bras when us men just want to pull down those bras?

    OK I am not funny tonight...Motivation time:






    I don't ask of much from you people unless you count putting up with the off-color jokes and all the nudity of my posts.  But to borrow a page from a former Xanga-lebrity, if you are really my friend then you will comment on this post and recommend it.  No, not my post, but the post in the link.  It deserves to be atop the top blog list.

    DO IT!  Until you recommend that post I will be here furiously shaking my fist at you or at least until I go to bed which is soon. 

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